# Meat truck collides with bread truck **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 18, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653 "2016-06-18T00:09:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/1 "2016-06-18T00:09:59Z")
[This is how heroes are made](http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Trucks-Carrying-Bread-Deli-Meat-Crash-on-NJ-Highway-Piscataway-383391951.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link). I bet those truck drivers really feel like they’ve been put through the grinder. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/2 "2016-06-18T00:11:03Z")
Anything sandwiched between the vehicles? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/3 "2016-06-18T00:14:54Z")
I like how the article even has a link to news about Meat Loaf. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/4 "2016-06-18T00:17:26Z")
Shame they didn’t run into a potato chip truck, too. Free lunch for the whole city. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/5 "2016-06-18T00:36:57Z")
Easy to joke when it didn’t fuck up your morning commute.:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/6 "2016-06-18T00:56:58Z")
Yes. Yes, it is. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/7 "2016-06-18T01:16:21Z")
Guess I’ll wait for a Mayo truck to plow into the wreckage, and then chow down. Also, **Loach**? I saw what you did there with your location field. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/8 "2016-06-18T01:40:39Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Easy to joke when it didn’t fuck up your morning commute.:mad: If I was stuck in traffic on 287 (which has very long stretches with no way off the highway) I’d be angry too. Someday you’ll look back, laugh, and remember it as “finger food”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/9 "2016-06-18T03:50:26Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > Shame they didn’t run into a potato chip truck, too. Free lunch for the whole city. > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Guess I’ll wait for a Mayo truck to plow into the wreckage, and then chow down. I’m waiting for the Pepsi truck. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/10 "2016-06-18T04:03:03Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I’m waiting for the Pepsi truck. Coke, Coke, Coke. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/11 "2016-06-18T04:06:26Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > Easy to joke when it didn’t fuck up your morning commute.:mad: You poor boy! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/12 "2016-06-18T04:08:17Z")
[We can all dream](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/31/ec/d4/31ecd4a2662f25a395e7a7414329a6db.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/13 "2016-06-18T04:13:54Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > [We can all dream](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/31/ec/d4/31ecd4a2662f25a395e7a7414329a6db.jpg). Took a guess and I was right! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/14 "2016-06-18T04:46:40Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Coke, Coke, Coke. No Coke! Pepsi! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/15 "2016-06-18T05:09:56Z")
You guys are on a roll. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/16 "2016-06-18T05:19:54Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I’m waiting for the Pepsi truck. This is a job for… [Pepsi Man!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4) ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/17 "2016-06-18T05:39:46Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > You guys are on a roll. Well, they are some pretty seedy characters… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/18 "2016-06-18T05:42:59Z")
When the drivers were asked for a statement, they said “No condiment.” ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/19 "2016-06-18T05:55:43Z")
> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#): > > I like how the article even has a link to news about Meat Loaf. There’s also a link to a story about people getting hit by SUBWAY trains. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meat-truck-collides-with-bread-truck/757653/20 "2016-06-18T15:24:18Z")
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