# Meatloaf and Mitt

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [October 27, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071 "2012-10-27T21:10:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/21 "2012-10-29T08:10:59Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Which is different from his usual performances _how_ exactly?

In the single performance of his I attended, he didn’t slur and was on-key. He’s freakin’ gorked here. If he isn’t embarrassed as hell right now, it’s only because he’s STILL gorked.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/22 "2012-10-29T08:22:37Z")

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Okay, I just watched it, and that _is_ pretty bad. Mitt looks like that nerdy kid in school who finds himself surrounded by wisecracking bullies and keeps hoping like hell they won’t end up hitting him.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/23 "2012-10-29T13:03:03Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Okay, I just watched it, and that _is_ pretty bad. Mitt looks like that nerdy kid in school who finds himself surrounded by wisecracking bullies and keeps hoping like hell they won’t end up hitting him.

To be fair, he looks like that half the time anyway.

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**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/24 "2012-10-29T13:33:04Z")

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That’s it - I’m convinced - I’m changing my vote - Romney/Ryan 2012!

I’m with Bill Maher on this, Romney will be soooooo much better for the comedy industry. 😃

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**Author:** ![CJJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@CJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CJJ)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/25 "2012-10-29T14:38:18Z")

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I would pay cash money to see Mitt sing the Eileen Foley part on “Paradise by the Dashboard Lights”.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/26 "2012-10-29T15:35:10Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> Is Meatloaf doing a bit?

I think he must be. I mean, he said _this:_

> [@Meatloaf](#):
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> There are storms brewing through China, through Asia, through everywhere, znd there’s only one man that on the other night, when President Barack Obama, God bless him, said to Mitt Romney, ‘The Cold War is over’ – I have never heard such a thing in my life!

He is the gag “1980 called, it wants its foreign policy position back!” personified.

Hilarious.

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**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/27 "2012-10-30T02:27:47Z")

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> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#):
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> In the single performance of his I attended, he didn’t slur and was on-key. He’s freakin’ gorked here. If he isn’t embarrassed as hell right now, it’s only because he’s STILL gorked.

Let him sleep on it, and he’ll give you the answer in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/28 "2012-10-30T03:00:42Z")

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> [@voltaire](#):
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> Let him sleep on it, and he’ll give you the answer in the morning.

Oh god, I just flashed on this “[Paradise by the Dashboard Light](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9NTDHjVKQyo#t=395s)” concert performance, and mentally replaced Carla de Vito with Mitt Romney.

I feel a little queasy.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-and-mitt/639071/29 "2012-10-30T03:07:40Z")

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I think it’s a bit.

He supposedly said something like, “I called 3 Democrats in California the next day after that concert and convinced 2 of them to vote for Romney. And 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.”

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