# Meatloaf Sandwich: Better Than Sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 18, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402 "2005-01-18T18:55:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/41 "2005-01-19T17:17:23Z")
Yet another reason a meatloaf sandwich is better than sex. A meatloaf sandwich never has a headache, won’t say “I’m not in the mood”, and won’t get upset if you eat another meatloaf sandwich. Madd Maxx’s MeattLoaff: 1/2 lb each of ground beef & ground pork. 1 to 1-1/2 cups bread crumbs (seasoned or unseasoned). 1 egg. 1/4 cup ketchup. 1 medium onion diced small. 1 medium green pepper diced small. Salt & Pepper to taste. Mix ground meats, diced veggies, 1 cup bread crumbs, egg, salt & pepper in large bowl until combined. Add more bread crumbs as needed until the mixture is the consistancy of dough. Place into bread pan. Bake in a 350 oven until almost cooked completely. Pour (or squirt) ketchup on top of almost finished meatloaf. bake additional 10-15 minutes until meatloaf is finished cooking. Slice. Serve between pieces of bread. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/42 "2005-01-19T18:34:48Z")
> [@Madd Maxx](#): > > Yet another reason a meatloaf sandwich is better than sex. A meatloaf sandwich never has a headache, won’t say “I’m not in the mood”, and won’t get upset if you eat another meatloaf sandwich. > > Madd Maxx’s MeattLoaff: > > 1/2 lb each of ground beef & ground pork. > 1 to 1-1/2 cups bread crumbs (seasoned or unseasoned). > 1 egg. > 1/4 cup ketchup. > 1 medium onion diced small. > 1 medium green pepper diced small. > Salt & Pepper to taste. > > Mix ground meats, diced veggies, 1 cup bread crumbs, egg, salt & pepper in large bowl until combined. Add more bread crumbs as needed until the mixture is the consistancy of dough. Place into bread pan. Bake in a 350 oven until almost cooked completely. Pour (or squirt) ketchup on top of almost finished meatloaf. bake additional 10-15 minutes until meatloaf is finished cooking. Slice. Serve between pieces of bread. 😃 To your recipe, I would add about a half-cup of milk, a tablespoon of worcester sauce and a tablespoon of dried sage to make it perfect. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/43 "2005-01-19T19:11:07Z")
I just started a “Your Meatloaf Recipes” thread in Cafe Society. Please post yours. > **[Your Meatloaf Recipes](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=297768)** > > This was inspired by a thread in IMHO (I think) about the glory of meatloaf sandwiches. Please post your favorite meatloaf recipe. Nott’s Horseradish Meatloaf with Bourbon Cornmeal Crust, vers. 4.0. Makes two loaves 2 lbs. ground beef, not the... Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![taxi78cab](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@taxi78cab](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/taxi78cab)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/44 "2005-01-19T20:59:13Z")
I have to disagree with the OP. The only food that is better than sex is chocolate. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/45 "2005-01-20T02:10:40Z")
Many years ago a now ex and I were fooling around. We decided to retreat to the bedroom so she went to turn off the kitchen light. 5 minutes later I went looking for her and she was eating fresh strawberries with Magic Shell chocolate topping. By the time we made it to the bedroom we were too stuffed from eating the strawberries and chocolate to fool around. And all the suggestions above sound good but they are missing one thing, a slice of provolone cheese. That my friends, makes a MLS a meal. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/46 "2005-01-20T02:25:43Z")
> [@racer72](#): > > And all the suggestions above sound good but they are missing one thing, a slice of provolone cheese. That my friends, makes a MLS a meal. Heresy! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/47 "2005-01-20T02:49:55Z")
> [@MissGypsy](#): > > And I ALWAYS get offered sex afterwards. After the original dinner, and again after the leftover one. Ya suppose my meatloaf is some sort of aphrodisiac? 😛 I don’t suppose I could have your meatloaf recipe, could I? It’s been so long. ---
**Author:** ![MissGypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@MissGypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissGypsy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/48 "2005-01-20T04:44:37Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > I don’t suppose I could have your meatloaf recipe, could I? It’s been so long. Heh. I posted it over in the Cafe Society thread, but I don’t guarantee that it will work on anyone other than my SO. Not sure if he’s your type, but you can give it a shot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/49 "2005-01-20T12:38:42Z")
> [@](#): > > While a meatloaf sandwich is great, I much prefer giving a woman an earth-shattering orgasm. I just find it more satisfying. Sig Line! If I could create a meatloaf based perfume or stinky candle, I WOULD RULE THE WORLD and get loads of wimmen laid and men laid and the world would be much happier place. In other news, a Meatloaf sandwich never snores, never has morning breath and doesn’t hump your leg in the middle of the night trying to get you to …ahhh…eat it. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/50 "2005-01-20T15:46:12Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > If I could create a meatloaf based perfume or stinky candle, I WOULD RULE THE WORLD and get loads of wimmen laid and men laid and the world would be much happier place. If **Shirley** was wearing a meatloaf scented perfume, I’d totally do her. Oh, who am I kidding? I’d probably do her anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/51 "2005-01-20T17:47:47Z")
Alas, the last bits of sage-scented Heaven have been consumed. A lonely air pervades the chilled Tomb wherein my heart’s desire lay In repose until lovingly consumed With pickle and mayo. O loaf of my dreams, Thou art lost and thy Tang is but a distant memory. Whither shall I draw such ecstacy Again in this lifetime? That thou Were consumed with such passion Is mute testimony to your perfection. Your time with me was but fleeting, As regular bowel movements are not To be denied. Cruel nature! Replenish My loaf pan as you replenish the trees In spring! Bring back the joy of the past Week, and let me not suffer so. But hark! Can this be? Hidden in the Dark recesses of the icy fortress I spy A frozen mass marked “HB-20%”. Oh Joyous day! I give thanks to the gods Who provide such bounty… Ah, crap…freezer burn. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/52 "2005-01-20T23:20:23Z")
The thought of spending five hours in my apartment eating meatloaf sandwiches in every room and on every available surface does nothing for me. Sex wins. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402/53 "2005-01-20T23:39:31Z")
Wait. So, if we factor in the “cable is better than chocolate” guy from the commercial, we have: cable TV \> chocolate \> meatloaf sandwich \> sex. Man, I had it all wrong as a teenager. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meatloaf-sandwich-better-than-sex/285402.md?page=2)