# Medical ailments I don't understand

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 29, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425 "2002-11-29T01:19:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecd19e/32.png) [@Jojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jojo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/1 "2002-11-29T01:19:57Z")

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Some illnesses baffle me.

For example, suppose someone dies (in the time honoured rock star manner) by choking on vomit, people always say:

“They choked on their own vomit”

Well, WTF, of course they did. It would have to be a pretty bizarre set of circumstances that lead them to choke on _someone else’s_ vomit.

And hangovers. Hangovers puzzle me. Whenever you get a hangover and you are feeling sorry for yourself someone always says:

“Well, you’ll get no sympathy from me. You brought it on yourself”

Huh? If I decided to go skiing and I broke my leg then I’d get loads of sympathy and yet I brought it on myself by going skiing. So what’s the difference between that and a hangover?

In fact a hangover is worse because you feel nauseous and in pain for hours. So I think a hangover warrants just as much sympathy.

Bah, illnesses. I just don’t get 'em.

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**Author:** ![BigNik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/73ab20/32.png) [@BigNik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigNik)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/2 "2002-11-29T02:08:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jojo \*  
> \*\*“They choked on their own vomit”
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> Well, WTF, of course they did. It would have to be a pretty bizarre set of circumstances that lead them to choke on _someone else’s_ vomit.\*\*

“We assume it was his. I mean, you can’t really dust for vomit.”

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**Author:** ![BigNik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/73ab20/32.png) [@BigNik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigNik)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/3 "2002-11-29T02:11:03Z")

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Sorry - too early on the ‘send’.

My personal pet peeve is people who complain that they’re ‘nauseous’. While I agree with this, it’s not usually what they _mean_ to say.

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**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/4 "2002-11-29T03:15:28Z")

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\>My personal pet peeve is people who complain that they’re ‘nauseous’. While I agree with this, it’s not usually what they mean to say.  
What **do** they usually mean to say?

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**Author:** ![BigNik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/73ab20/32.png) [@BigNik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigNik)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/5 "2002-11-29T03:26:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by XJETGIRLX \*  
> What **do** they usually mean to say? \*\*

Generally that they’re “nauseated” - meaning afflicted with nausea - rather than “nauseous” - meaning that they inflict nausea.

I am given to understand that American dictionaries define these words in a non-conventional manner.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/6 "2002-11-29T03:28:43Z")

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Looks like we have some disciples of George Carlin on this board.

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**Author:** ![BigNik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/73ab20/32.png) [@BigNik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigNik)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/7 "2002-11-29T03:39:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Doghouse Reilly \*  
> \*\*Looks like we have some disciples of George Carlin on this board. \*\*

George whosa?

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**Author:** ![scr4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@scr4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scr4)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/8 "2002-11-29T05:52:38Z")

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> I am given to understand that American dictionaries define these words in a non-conventional manner.

Or perhaps the conventions are different in America.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-ailments-i-dont-understand/139425/9 "2002-11-29T06:53:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jojo \*  
> Well, WTF, of course they did. It would have to be a pretty bizarre set of circumstances that lead them to choke on _someone else’s_ vomit.

This is Spinal Tap:D

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> “Well, you’ll get no sympathy from me. You brought it on yourself”
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> Huh? If I decided to go skiing and I broke my leg then I’d get loads of sympathy and yet I brought it on myself by going skiing. So what’s the difference between that and a hangover?

There is no guarantee that, if you go skiing, you’ll break something. When drinking enough, it is a very real possibility to wake up with a hangover. You know this going into it.
