# Medical Feud \[Closed\] **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999 **Category:** The Game Room **Created:** [May 29, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999 "2008-05-29T11:49:02Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/1 "2008-05-29T11:49:02Z")
(This list brought to you by **Freudian Slit**!) _ **Read all the Rules!** _ _ **DO NOT READ THIS THREAD BEFORE YOU POST YOUR ANSWERS** _ Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points. _ **READ THIS!!!** _ **Write your answers like this** ; Do not repeat the questions, no periods at the end of answers, no spaces between lines, no comments, no fancy list coding. If you need to comment or clarify your answers, do it AFTER the list of answers. Thanks. JUST LIKE THIS: **1. answer 2. response 3. rejoinder** If this format is ignored, **Brujaja** will come in and kick your ass! The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:30 PM Central on Friday, 5/30/08 whichever comes first. Good luck! 1. Name a kind of doctor. 2. Name a type of cancer. 3. Name a psychological disorder. 4. Name something you might find in a doctor’s office. 5. Name something you might have removed from your body. 6. Name a bodily fluid. 7. Name sexually transmitted infection. 8. Name a medication. 9. Name a non life threatening reason you’d see a doctor. 10. Name something people are allergic to. ---
### Author: ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/2 "2008-05-29T11:53:08Z")
1. General Practitioner 2. Breast Cancer 3. Bi-Polar 4. Magazines 5. Appendix 6. Blood 7. HIV 8. Aspirin 9. Broken Bone 10. Pollen ---
### Author: ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/3 "2008-05-29T11:57:25Z")
1. GP 2. Breast 3. Depression 4. Stethoscope 5. Wart 6. Saliva 7. HIV/Aids 8. Ritalin 9. Throat Infection 10. Nuts ---
### Author: ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/4 "2008-05-29T12:00:11Z")
1. Pediatrician 2. Breast 3. Bipolar 4. Waiting room 5. Mole 6. Urine 7. Syphilis 8. Lipitor 9. Heart attack 10. Peanuts ---
### Author: ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/5 "2008-05-29T12:00:27Z")
1. Ob-Gyn 2. Lung 3. Depression 4. Old magazines 5. Appendix 6. Blood 7. HIV/AIDS 8. Penicillin 9. Flu 10. Peanuts ---
### Author: ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/6 "2008-05-29T12:17:10Z")
1. GP 2. Lung 3. Schizophrenia 4. Stethoscope 5. Tumour 6. Semen 7. HIV 8. Cough syrup 9. Flu 10. Nuts ---
### Author: ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/7 "2008-05-29T12:20:17Z")
1. Gynecologist 2. Melanoma 3. Depression 4. Stethoscope 5. Tumor 6. Blood 7. HIV/AIDS 8. Aspirin 9. Physical/Check-up 10. Peanuts ---
### Author: ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/8 "2008-05-29T12:23:46Z")
oh, poop. 9 was “non” life threatening. Oh well. ---
### Author: ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/9 "2008-05-29T12:30:50Z")
1. Surgeon 2. Breast cancer 3. Depression 4. Computer 5. Tumour 6. Blood 7. HIV 8. Penicilin 9. Pregnancy 10. Pets ---
### Author: ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/10 "2008-05-29T12:31:05Z")
1. Pediatrician 2. Melanoma 3. Bipolar 4. Magazine 5. Mole 6. Blood 7. Herpes 8. Aspirin 9. Infection 10. Penicillin ---
### Author: ![3acresandatruck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e79b87/32.png) [@3acresandatruck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3acresandatruck) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/11 "2008-05-29T12:34:57Z")
1. ob/gyn 2. breast 3. schizophrenia 4. a scale 5. a cancer 6. urine 7. AIDS 8. aspirin 9. annual checkup 10. pollen ---
### Author: ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/12 "2008-05-29T12:40:40Z")
1. Surgeon 2. Breast cancer 3. Schizophrenia 4. Stethoscope 5. Appendix 6. Urine 7. Herpes 8. Aspirin 9. Flu 10. Penicillin ---
### Author: ![Walkabout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/46a35a/32.png) [@Walkabout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walkabout) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/13 "2008-05-29T13:29:00Z")
1. Gynecologist 2. Lung 3. Schizophrenia 4. Stethoscope 5. Tumour 6. Blood 7. AIDS 8. Penicillin 9. Annual exam 10. Cats ---
### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/14 "2008-05-29T13:34:25Z")
1. Medical 2. Breast 3. Schizophrenia 4. A Doctor 5. Wart 6. Urine 7. The Pox 8. Oxycontin 9. It Hurts When I Do This 10. Bees ---
### Author: ![exclamation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/858c86/32.png) [@exclamation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/exclamation) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/15 "2008-05-29T13:39:20Z")
1. GP 2. Breast cancer 3. Schizophrenia 4. Stethoscope 5. Tonsils 6. Semen 7. AIDS 8. Penicillin 9. Influenza 10. Pollen ---
### Author: ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/16 "2008-05-29T13:39:37Z")
1. OB/GYN 2. Lung 3. Schizophrenia 4. Stethoscope 5. Tumor 6. Blood 7. HIV 8. Penicillin 9. Allergies 10. Pollen ---
### Author: ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/17 "2008-05-29T13:42:38Z")
1. OB/GYN 2. Lung 3. OCD 4. Old magazines 5. Tumor 6. Blood 7. HIV 8. Penicillin 9. Physical 10. Penuts ---
### Author: ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/18 "2008-05-29T13:46:03Z")
I _knew_ I should have said Schizophrenia. ---
### Author: ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/19 "2008-05-29T13:47:08Z")
1. Chiroprator 2. Breast Cancer 3. Depression 4. Tongue depressor 5. Appendix 6. Blood 7. HIV 8. Prozac 9. Broken Bone 10. Nuts ---
### Author: ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel) #### Post date: [May 29, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999/20 "2008-05-29T13:47:55Z")
1. Pediatrician 2. Breast cancer 3. Schizophrenia 4. Stethoscope 5. Tonsils 6. Blood 7. Syphilis 8. Anti-depressant 9. Annual physical check-up 10. Peanuts Comments: For #4, I thought of “1986 copies of _Highlights for Children_” as a joke answer. I’m curious to see how many people actually go with something like that. For #8, I’m obviously hoping that responses will be of the “type of” rather than “specific brand” variety. For #9, I thought of “dating him for his money”, but again decided to stick with a more specifically medicine-related answer. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/medical-feud-closed/450999.md?page=2)