# Meenie7's invisible friend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 22, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409 "2008-07-22T19:38:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 16

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/301 "2008-07-24T23:22:43Z")

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[QUOTE=begbert2]  
If there was anyone in the viewing audience that was ignorant of the fact she thought she was haunted, well, ignorace fought!

This all started in IMHO, folks. Seems to me that’s were you go if you want to learn about and discuss people’s _opinions_. Isn’t it?  
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Saying you believe that ghosts exist is a statement of opinion, but saying that a ghost visits you regularly is a statement of _fact_.

Again, I moved the thread to Great Debates because it called for evidence as well as opinions:  
[QUOTE=OP]  
Whats your opinion? Ever seen a ghost? Has anyone ever taken a genuine photograph of a ghost? Has there ever been evidence that we can commincate with spirits from the “other side”?  
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AFAIK, the thread belonged in Great Debates from the beginning.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/302 "2008-07-24T23:23:03Z")

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[QUOTE=begbert2]  
Also, no offense, you sound kinda like a nut.  
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It’s the ellipses.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/303 "2008-07-24T23:39:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Czarcasm]  
the thread belonged in Great Debates from the beginning.  
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You’re kidding me. Didn’t you and I very recently have an argument about a thread with a far more controversial topic that you steadfastly **insisted** would not, should not, could not be moved to Great Debates? A thousand apologies in advance if I’m thinking of a different mod.

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**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/304 "2008-07-25T00:53:02Z")

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[QUOTE=MaxTheVool]  
I’d like to point out that Meenie, who seems to be generally honest and well-intentioned, can easily perform the dice test on her own. Take some dice. Put them in an opaque cup. Cover it with your hand. Shake it. Put it down on the table with the cup covering the dice. Close your eyes. Lift the cup. Ask Marcus to tell you what numbers are showing (ie, “5, 5, 2, 1”). Open your eyes. See if he’s right.

Granted, nothing you report will in any way be proof or evidence to those of us on the SDMB, but the result might be interesting to you.  
Alternatively, can Marcus wander around the world and find a specific address? If so, we could perform a distance-viewing test of some sort.  
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Replying to myself here in the hopes that Meenie will perform this simple experiment and report back.

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**Author:** ![meenie7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7993a0/32.png) [@meenie7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meenie7)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/305 "2008-07-25T01:00:31Z")

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[QUOTE=MaxTheVool]  
Replying to myself here in the hopes that Meenie will perform this simple experiment and report back.  
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Okay, I will try to do it when I get out of work later tonight. I just got a new set of D&D dice so I can use those.

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/306 "2008-07-25T01:32:24Z")

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[QUOTE=meenie7]  
Okay, I will try to do it when I get out of work later tonight. I just got a new set of D&D dice so I can use those.  
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Oh, D&D dice! Well, that cinches it, Marcus MUST be real.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/307 "2008-07-25T02:19:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Czarcasm]  
Saying you believe that ghosts exist is a statement of opinion, but saying that a ghost visits you regularly is a statement of _fact_.

Again, I moved the thread to Great Debates because it called for evidence as well as opinions: AFAIK, the thread belonged in Great Debates from the beginning.  
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**Czarcasm** , I don’t think asking for anecdotes and if evidence exists is the same as calling for evidence.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/308 "2008-07-25T04:38:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Lute Skywatcher]  
**Czarcasm** , I don’t think asking for anecdotes and if evidence exists is the same as calling for evidence.  
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In all the years I have been a moderator on this board, I have found that when it comes to the supernatural, asking for evidence will _always_ start a debate on what is valid evidence and what isn’t, and the same goes for the photographs requested. If the OP had stuck with the first two questions, I would have no trouble leaving it in IMHO.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/309 "2008-07-25T14:48:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Czarcasm]  
In all the years I have been a moderator on this board, I have found that when it comes to the supernatural, asking for evidence will _always_ start a debate on what is valid evidence and what isn’t  
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That’s the thing. The OP wasn’t really asking _for_ evidence but rather if there’s ever been any. Leave off the first two questions and it could have been in GQ.

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**Author:** ![pantheon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6bbea6/32.png) [@pantheon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pantheon)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/310 "2008-07-25T14:48:59Z")

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[QUOTE=meenie7]  
Okay, I will try to do it when I get out of work later tonight. I just got a new set of D&D dice so I can use those.  
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How did it go?

(Can understand if you don’t want to reply though..if it went well, then to say so would open door to demands to replicate/upgrade test w/ witnesses, etc. and if it didn’t go well, you’re probably coping w/ some readjustments and introspection.)

Oh, and props to Vinyl Turnip for the Hypernormal Challenge back on Page 5, that was some serious funny.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/311 "2008-07-25T14:54:38Z")

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I’m also waiting with interest!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/312 "2008-07-25T15:44:16Z")

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If she comes back, I’m expecting some back-peddling, excuses, and a lot of smilies.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/313 "2008-07-25T16:17:19Z")

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Really? I expect a glowing report of a highly successful experiment. Whether it has any basis in fact takes us back to **Dio** ’s either/or hypothesis.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/314 "2008-07-25T16:44:16Z")

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[QUOTE=dropzone]  
Really? I expect a glowing report of a highly successful experiment. Whether it has any basis in fact takes us back to **Dio** ’s either/or hypothesis.  
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I don’t expect such a report, since I don’t think she’s a liar and I don’t believe in ghosts.

If we _do_ get a glowing report, I’ll…still not believe in ghosts. Which means I’ll hope she repeats the experiment with a (hopefully real :)) impartial judge.

And if she reports _that_, well…call me when she and Marcus turn up in Scientific American. This is a message board. I can’t imagine anything anyone could write that convinces me that ghosts are real, unless she has Marcus come sneak a peek at _me_ and describe what he sees.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/315 "2008-07-25T17:14:31Z")

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[QUOTE=Czarcasm]  
If a long-time poster casually claimed that she/he had the ability to teleport, and had been doing so for years, how would all those who are preaching tolerance now react? Would you keep an open mind, or would you openly doubt and ask for evidence?  
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It just so happens that I have the ability to teleport, and have been on many grand adventures. I would be more than happy to demonstrate my ability, but there are a few potential complications.

First, there’s a time distortion problem. Even if I spend hours in the other location, when I return “home” no time has passed–so to an observer watching me, it would look as though I’d never left. Also, I’m invisible to others while teleporting, and unable to affect people or objects in any way. And finally, when I return to my base location, I can’t remember anything I’ve seen or heard on my journey.

I don’t talk much about my abilities because I know there will be skeptics, and I just want to fit in with “regular people.” It’s a burden sometimes, being special.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/316 "2008-07-25T17:20:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
And finally, when I return to my base location, I can’t remember anything I’ve seen or heard on my journey.  
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How do you know your adventures are “grand”, then? Maybe they’re just mediocre, like Aspen in the off-season or EuroDisney.

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**Author:** ![Pazu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pazu/32/15522_2.png) [@Pazu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pazu)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/317 "2008-07-25T17:23:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
How do you know your adventures are “grand”, then? Maybe they’re just mediocre, like Aspen in the off-season or EuroDisney.  
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Every so often, he comes back wearing rubber pants and covered with lime Jello.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/318 "2008-07-25T17:41:45Z")

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[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]  
How do you know your adventures are “grand”, then?  
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Well, that’s what Jesus told me.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/319 "2008-07-25T17:41:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
It just so happens that I have the ability to teleport, and have been on many grand adventures. I would be more than happy to demonstrate my ability, but there are a few potential complications.

First, there’s a time distortion problem. Even if I spend hours in the other location, when I return “home” no time has passed–so to an observer watching me, it would look as though I’d never left. Also, I’m invisible to others while teleporting, and unable to affect people or objects in any way. And finally, when I return to my base location, I can’t remember anything I’ve seen or heard on my journey.

I don’t talk much about my abilities because I know there will be skeptics, and I just want to fit in with “regular people.” It’s a burden sometimes, being special.  
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Can you prove it?

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**Author:** ![Gozu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gozu/32/6615_2.png) [@Gozu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meenie7s-invisible-friend/457409/320 "2008-07-25T17:45:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Pazu]  
Every so often, he comes back wearing rubber pants and covered with lime Jello.  
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he’s unable to affect people and objects in any way. That would include changing into rubber pants and smearing one’s self in jello before removing those two objects from their location in the teleport back.

Also, an observer would notice an instant change of pants and the sudden appearance of jello coating on the observee.

No, I’m afraid your theory simply does not hold muster.

The mystery about the grand adventures remains total and I am highly skeptical of such outlandish claims.

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