# Meet Covie, the cuddly coronavirus plush toy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798>\
**Category:** The Quarantine Zone\
**Tags:** covid-quarantine\
**Created:** [April 14, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798 "2020-04-14T22:15:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/1 "2020-04-14T22:15:16Z")

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[Covie](https://dailycoffeenews.com/2020/04/09/meet-covie-a-lovable-germ-spread-by-doubleshot-coffee/?utm_source=Roast+Magazine+%26+Daily+Coffee+News&utm_campaign=dc64ad4596-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_6_14_2018_8_20_COPY_01&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_8f24fab631-dc64ad4596-44944349) is being made and sold by Oklahoma’s Doubleshot Coffee Company.

I’m not sure who thought that a snot-green plush toy of a fatal disease germ was a good idea, but its popularity seems to be contagious.

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**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/2 "2020-04-14T22:18:47Z")

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I’ve seen other germ plushees

Brian

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/3 "2020-04-14T22:21:23Z")

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[Racist piñatas were already taken.](https://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/coronavirus/pinata-maker-takes-a-swing-at-globally-feared-virus/)

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/4 "2020-04-14T22:22:18Z")

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It doesnt bug me, in fact sick idea.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/5 "2020-04-14T22:45:08Z")

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> [@N9IWP](#):
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> I’ve seen other germ plushees

[Yep](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/). _Their_ covid is on pre-order, but in the meantime you can grab the box sets of STDs or plagues, including [deluxe 12-packs](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/catalogsearch/result/?q=Deluxe).

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/6 "2020-04-15T02:42:39Z")

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I love nerdy plushies but that one is a CINO (Covid in name only). It just looks like a booger. Darren’s looks much better, more like a virus, and like covid in particular.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/7 "2020-04-15T02:44:04Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> [Racist piñatas were already taken.](https://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/coronavirus/pinata-maker-takes-a-swing-at-globally-feared-virus/)

Aside from the racism, it makes more sense to me to want to bash the virus with big sticks than to cuddle it.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/8 "2020-04-15T02:49:21Z")

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I already had a dog toy that looks a lot like that.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/9 "2020-04-15T08:48:29Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [Yep](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/). _Their_ covid is on pre-order, but in the meantime you can grab the box sets of STDs or plagues, including [deluxe 12-packs](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/catalogsearch/result/?q=Deluxe).

I can’t decide whether to pre-order the cuddly COVID-19 one ($12.95) or the E. coli (only $9.95) with the lovely worm-like tentacles. E. coli features an attractive picture illustrating one practical decorative use, namely two of them sitting atop a pair of raw hamburger patties. Needless to say, no kitchen or backyard barbecue should be without at least a few of these. Real ones are available for free but the damn things are just too small to be practical pets.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/10 "2020-04-15T09:03:46Z")

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My neighbor wants to make Coronavirus light bulbs. He thinks he’ll get rich. I’m thinking also, Coronavirus Christmas tree ornaments.

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**Author:** ![kitap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@kitap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitap)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/11 "2020-04-15T10:58:06Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [Yep](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/). _Their_ covid is on pre-order, but in the meantime you can grab the box sets of STDs or plagues, including [deluxe 12-packs](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/catalogsearch/result/?q=Deluxe).

I like this one. If I buy it I can put it next to my Dr. Fauci bobblehead.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/12 "2020-04-15T12:52:24Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> I like this one. If I buy it I can put it next to my Dr. Fauci bobblehead.

Maybe [a set of keychains](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/coronavirus-kc.html) would make better companions.

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**Author:** ![zimaane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a3d4f5/32.png) [@zimaane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zimaane)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/13 "2020-04-15T13:25:07Z")

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I am not sure about plush toys and Christmas tree ornaments, but I definitely know what my next Halloween costume is going to be.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/14 "2020-04-15T15:36:47Z")

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Toy Vault makes a plush [Cthulhu](https://www.amazon.com/Toy-Vault-Cthulhu-12-Inch-Lovecrafts/dp/B0006IEX7C).

From the _Alien_ franchise, ThinkGeek makes plushies of both

the [facehugger](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004RCVZLA) (“Cute and Cuddly, Poseable Fingers, He Just Wants To Give You a Kiss”).

and the [chestburster](https://www.amazon.com/ThinkGeek-Alien-Chestburster-Plush-Toy/dp/B004QDQASS).

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**Author:** ![Carryon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Carryon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carryon)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/15 "2020-04-15T15:38:55Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [Yep](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/). _Their_ covid is on pre-order, but in the meantime you can grab the box sets of STDs or plagues, including [deluxe 12-packs](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/catalogsearch/result/?q=Deluxe).

I was wondering about giantmicrobes. I have a few nursing students as associates and when they graduate, I always give them a disease 😃

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**Author:** ![Carryon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Carryon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carryon)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/16 "2020-04-15T15:58:06Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [Yep](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/). _Their_ covid is on pre-order, but in the meantime you can grab the box sets of STDs or plagues, including [deluxe 12-packs](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/catalogsearch/result/?q=Deluxe).

I was wondering about giantmicrobes. I have a few nursing students as associates and when they graduate, I always give them a disease 😃

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/17 "2020-04-15T16:08:16Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> the [facehugger](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004RCVZLA) (“Cute and Cuddly, Poseable Fingers, He Just Wants To Give You a Kiss”).

Much better is the [facehugger face mask](https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/Facehugger-Mask.jpg).😃

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/18 "2020-04-15T16:26:26Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I can’t decide whether to pre-order the cuddly COVID-19 one ($12.95) or the E. coli (only $9.95) with the lovely worm-like tentacles. . . .

Personally, I think[The Common Cold](https://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/commoncold.html) ($9.95) looks enough like Covid for practical purposes. The tag won’t say Covid, but if anyone plays with it, the tag won’t last anyway.

You can also get a Common Cold soap dispenser.

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**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/19 "2020-04-15T22:28:37Z")

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(tweet) [knitted my cat a corona virus hat](https://twitter.com/erikaomae/status/1248087984580308992)  
[(pic only)](http://blort.meepzorp.com/mjjj/kitty-coronavirus-hat.JPG)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2020, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-covie-the-cuddly-coronavirus-plush-toy/851798/20 "2020-04-16T00:36:29Z")

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> [@RioRico](#):
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> (tweet) [knitted my cat a corona virus hat](https://twitter.com/erikaomae/status/1248087984580308992)  
> [(pic only)](http://blort.meepzorp.com/mjjj/kitty-coronavirus-hat.JPG)

Can I have your stuff when your cat murders you in your sleep?

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