# Meet Lynx and Lamb, the Gaede Twins

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782 "2005-01-26T17:03:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/1 "2005-01-26T17:03:07Z")

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A pair of adorable, 12 year old, blonde, blue-eyed folk singers. Too bad about the rabid racism.

From [this](http://www.nationalvanguard.org/printer.php?id=4330) site:

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> **{Interviewer}What are some of your favorite groups, either current or past?**  
> We really like Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Green Day, AC/DC, and Alison Krauss. For racial groups we like Final War, CutThroat, Saga, Max Resist, Youngland, Brutal Attack, and of course Skrewdriver. But our all-time favorite is Barney the purple dinosaur!

Chilling. Absolutely chilling.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/2 "2005-01-26T17:19:57Z")

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Nah, chilling is this quote from, their interview:

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> **Please tell me the significance of the name Prussian Blue.**  
> Part of our heritage is Prussian German. Also our eyes are blue, and Prussian Blue is just a really pretty color. There is also the discussion of the lack of “Prussian Blue” coloring (Zyklon B residue) in the so-called gas chambers in the concentration camps. We think it might make people question some of the inaccuracies of the “Holocaust” myth.

On the other hand, this is almost “cute” in an utterly clueless sort of way:

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> **What do you think is the most important social issue facing the white race right now? Do you have any songs that address this issue?**  
> Not having enough white babies born to replace ourselves and generally not having good-quality white people being born. It seems like smart white girls who have good eugenics are more interested in making money in a career or partying than getting married and having a family. And yes, we are working on some new songs about this issue.

They’ve hit puberty; shouldn’t they be giving up these careers and making money so they can produce some better white people?

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/3 "2005-01-26T17:23:34Z")

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> **Do you feel the need to tone down your politics when playing for certain crowds?**  
> It’s not that we’re embarrassed about our message or our songs that are more obviously pro-white, it’s that we know that if certain people complained about the content of our songs (like if we use the term “Aryan”), we might not be allowed to play again at that venue.

I looked at some of their lyrics available on their website. Some of the ‘tamer’ stuff:

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> When the man who plows the fields is driven from his lands,  
> When the carpenter must give away what he’s built with his own hands,  
> When a mother’s only children belong to her no more,  
> And black masked men with guns come bashing down the doors.  
> Where freedom exists for only those with darker skin,  
> Where lies and propaganda will never let you win.  
> Where symbols of your heritage are held with such contempt,  
> And benefits of country ’cept tax are you exempt.

Well, gracious, that’s something everybody can enjoy.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/4 "2005-01-26T17:26:31Z")

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They played a bit of one of their songs on CBC radio that we’re listening to here, and it was hypnotic and lilting, kind of like a nursery rhyme. These people seriously scare me.

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**Author:** ![Jillyvn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Jillyvn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jillyvn)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/5 "2005-01-26T17:30:53Z")

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Hey Feather, CBC Calgary?

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/6 "2005-01-26T17:31:32Z")

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I refues to even provide them a hit on their pathetic little hit-counter, so I’m not going to delve too deep into them, but I just had to say…

This is chilling shit! Like, cold to the core, “They still make you?!” kind of shock and awe…

Sam

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/7 "2005-01-26T17:33:03Z")

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Maybe I’m just a disbelieving wonk, but that “interview” was triggering my BS-o-meter. Those responses of theirs sounded entirely too… um… I guess “mature” would be the word, for girls that young.

From the interview: _“Part of our heritage is Prussian German. Also our eyes are blue, and Prussian Blue is just a really pretty color. There is also the discussion of the lack of “Prussian Blue” coloring (Zyklon B residue) in the so-called gas chambers in the concentration camps. We think it might make people question some of the inaccuracies of the “Holocaust” myth.”_

That does NOT sound like a twelve-year-old girl. That sounds the way a mid-30s man would speak. I submit that these girls are, effectively, manufactured for the white power movement.

And yes, it’s still a chilling article. Blatant racism like that saddens and sickens me. As my friend Denis would say, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/8 "2005-01-26T17:47:59Z")

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> [@The Swastika Girls](#):
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> We really like Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Three Days Grace, Green Day, AC/DC, and Alison Krauss. For racial groups we like Final War, CutThroat, Saga, Max Resist, Youngland, Brutal Attack, and of course Skrewdriver. But our all-time favorite is Barney the purple dinosaur!

_I love you, you love me,  
We hate all the Jews we see…_

I agree with **Lightnin’**. These girls are phonier than Jessica Simpson. Which only makes them scarier, because it highlights how canny the white power movement is getting with marketing itself as something other than totally evil and immoral.

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/9 "2005-01-26T17:48:17Z")

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Prussian Blue made rounds among the Internet equivalent of trainwreck-spotters a while back. There exists [Prussian Blue anti-fan blog.](http://theprussianblueblog.blogspot.com/) While it’s a trifle… obsessive… it provides a-plenty of fascinating background information.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/10 "2005-01-26T18:05:49Z")

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I’m speechless, so I’m just going to offer a Prussian blue :eek: .

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/11 "2005-01-26T18:14:11Z")

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From the blog **Kantaloopi** linked:

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> Would you consider yourselves white supremacist or separatist, and why?
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> Lamb: White Nationalist or Separatist since a supremacist means that we would want to rule other races and to be honest, we just don’t want them around.

:eek:

So it’s not “We want to kill you”, it’s “Get off my playground because you’re yucky!”.

These girls are scary.

E.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/12 "2005-01-26T18:20:11Z")

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You have to keep in mind, these girls are still at the age where their political stances are still largely influenced, if not dictated, by older relatives and teachers. After they’ve gone through the teenage “learn to think and act for yourself” years, if they’re still the same - I’ll pit them then.

The mother, on the other hand…

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/13 "2005-01-26T18:28:37Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> The mother, on the other hand…

I agree. Assuming for the moment that these girls are what they appear to be, and not merely manufactured as tool to spread this crap to young people, then the blame belongs squarely on the parent(s). There’s no way in Hell, these girls at twelve years old could be enjoying this much succcess without the complete support of their parents. They’re the ones who ought to be pitted here, IMO.

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**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/14 "2005-01-26T18:29:39Z")

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There was a documentary shown on Finnish TV last December, I think, that dealt with the White Power movement in the United States. The interviewer was a young British man, but I can’t for the life of me remember his name, nor does the TV channel’s website offer any information as to his identity. In any case, he interviewed Lynx and Lamb and their mother in one segment of the show. The girls were 10 or 11 at the time of the documentary. I was stunned. I didn’t think this kind of person still existed, that someone would willingly isolate their children from the real world and fill their heads with crackpot ideas that wouldn’t stand to any closer inspection. I remember thinking “Well, surely no-one would be so crazy as to actually record any songs by these two girls? Even in America?” Obviously, I was wrong.

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/15 "2005-01-26T18:51:10Z")

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Oh holy crap.

Those kids live my town…my sister used to work on their ranch…I have changed a flat tire for their mother. :eek:

I think I’m going to throw-up.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/16 "2005-01-26T19:07:29Z")

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Holy shit! That’s fucked up. Those little girls are being abused, in my opinion-they’re being turned into creatures of hate and violence.  
However, one thing nags me-they’re supposed to be 12. They don’t look 12 to me, and what self-respecting 12-year-old watches fucking BARNEY? And doesn’t Barney have racial diversity on his show?

(Oh, and their names are “Lamb” and “Lynx”? Yuck!)

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/17 "2005-01-26T19:12:12Z")

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Let me clarify; I’m pitting these girls, but I’m also pitting the people that produced these girls. I agree with you, **Miller** - any way you look at it, there are some scary-assed people involved here.

( **Rebekkah** , it was whatever CBC AM radio broadcasts in Calgary.)

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**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/18 "2005-01-26T19:13:49Z")

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The shit doesn’t fall far from the ass…

Their grandfather lives in the middle of a pig sty. He raises hogs and lets them run free. The filth of his place cannot even be described. He also drives a pick-up with a crossed hammer insignia on the doors…on a white background…in a red circle. It looks amazingly like a swastika. Just a nasty bitter old man.

I find it ironic that those who shout the loudest for racial purity are generally some of the foulest examples of the “race.”

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/19 "2005-01-26T19:16:41Z")

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Well, on a personal level I’m a bit skeeved by the whole parents using their kids to promote their own disturbing racist philosophy thing.

Musically, I’m mildly amused. Voices like angels my ass. They sound like Luann from King of the Hill. Their harmony is craptacular. They need a lot more work on their instrumental abilities. Maybe you have to be a racist to enjoy it.

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/20 "2005-01-26T19:47:23Z")

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[Yeah! Why are the watching Barney? Don’t they know about Barney’s gangsta rappin’ career?](http://daddydesign.com/Barney.html)

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