# Meet Lynx and Lamb, the Gaede Twins

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782 "2005-01-26T17:03:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/41 "2005-01-27T03:14:14Z")

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> and generally not having good-quality white people being born

Well, there’s too much acidity in the soil. It hurts the vintage.

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/42 "2005-01-27T03:14:24Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> These girls are phonier than Jessica Simpson. Which only makes them scarier, because it highlights how canny the white power movement is getting with marketing itself as something other than totally evil and immoral.

Yeah, “marketing” being the key word. The article from the OP has a quote from the girls’ mother talking about upgrading the website with a fashion page and so on.

::shudder:: They’re like a slightly less racist Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen!

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/43 "2005-01-27T03:45:18Z")

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> [@Lightnin'](#):
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> Maybe I’m just a disbelieving wonk, but that “interview” was triggering my BS-o-meter. Those responses of theirs sounded entirely too… um… I guess “mature” would be the word, for girls that young.
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> That does NOT sound like a twelve-year-old girl. That sounds the way a mid-30s man would speak. I submit that these girls are, effectively, manufactured for the white power movement…

I rarely post “me toos” but…me, too.

And, am I the only one who parsed the OP’s quote this way?

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> _For racial groups we like…Barney the purple dinosaur!_

Barney is a racial group 'cause he’s “colored”, I guess. 😃

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/44 "2005-01-27T03:54:13Z")

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> **Bryan Ekers** said:  
> Well, there’s too much acidity in the soil. It hurts the vintage.

She’s kind of right though. We have to deal far too much with shitbags like her parents breeding.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/45 "2005-01-27T03:55:00Z")

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Well, I can say after listening to the free mp3 at [http://prussianblue.net](http://prussianblue.net) that (a) they can’t sing all that well, and (b) they don’t seem to have any idea what they’re singing… they sort of plod along the way the slow reader does in a third grade class.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/46 "2005-01-27T03:58:39Z")

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The message board is interesting. I won’t quote it here, because it seems wrong to repost something from one forum in another forum, but read some of this…

[www.natall.org.uk/prussianblue/viewtopic.php?t=24](http://www.natall.org.uk/prussianblue/viewtopic.php?t=24)

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go throw up. Seriously.

[Edited to remove hotlink. Because, as Lib pointed out, we don’t need another crappy Stormfront war. -JMCJ]

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**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/47 "2005-01-27T04:02:01Z")

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Don’t hotlink to other boards. Poor form, and can draw them here.

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**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/48 "2005-01-27T04:03:32Z")

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> [@Brutus](#):
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> Don’t hotlink to other boards. Poor form, and can draw them here.

What’s the difference between “hotlinking” and plain old “linking”

In any case, I hope an admin will simply delete or edit the post. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/49 "2005-01-27T04:09:30Z")

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> [@cricetus](#):
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> What’s the difference between “hotlinking” and plain old “linking”
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> In any case, I hope an admin will simply delete or edit the post. Sorry.

When you hotlink (make ‘clickable’ as opposed to just putting a URL for people to cut/paste in), the site admins can look at their referrer logs and say, ‘RISE NOW, MY FELL MINIONS, AND DECEND UPON THE STRAIGHT DOPE’. _shrug_

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/50 "2005-01-27T09:11:54Z")

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> [@SolGrundy](#):
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> ::shudder:: They’re like a slightly less racist Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen!

I hope you mean “more”, rather than “less”- and only slightly? What do you know about M-K&A that our radar missed? 😃

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/51 "2005-01-27T09:49:44Z")

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I had a very strong urge to send an email to someone, and list the names of each and every one of my relatives who was butchered by the Nazis. “Myth” my ass, virtually the entire maternal branch of my family was annihilated by those monsters…

Then I realized that even if my email got through, a pair of idiot twelve year olds would read it.

How on earth does one get really angry at a twelve year old?

Now if I could find the address of their promoters and send them a dead cat…

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/52 "2005-01-27T10:23:59Z")

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I read the interviews & explored their own site- imagine my relief to see no evidence of Christian belief, even in a distorted Identity form.

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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/53 "2005-01-27T10:36:18Z")

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> [@FriarTed](#):
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> I read the interviews & explored their own site- imagine my relief to see no evidence of Christian belief, even in a distorted Identity form.

Not all of these types are associated with Christian Identity and the like. Most of them don’t feel the need to create an ideology in order to be racist sacks of shit.

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**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/54 "2005-01-27T10:59:09Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Now if I could find the address of their promoters and send them a dead cat…

An offering! 😃 You have pleased them.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/55 "2005-01-27T11:34:42Z")

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> [@robotic\_panda](#):
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> An offering! 😃 You have pleased them.

Damnit!

How about live angry scorpions then?

Oh oh oh! I know!  
Ebola infested monkeys!

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**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/56 "2005-01-27T11:40:51Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Damnit!
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> How about live angry scorpions then?
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> Oh oh oh! I know!  
> Ebola infested monkeys!

Foolish mortal! Poison is antidote to them.

[to the tune of “I am a Rock” (Simon and Garfunkel)]  
I am twin Ogs,  
I am Pruuuusian Bluuue.  
And a clone feels no pain,  
and a Naaaazi never criiiies.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/57 "2005-01-27T11:42:40Z")

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Ah well… maybe I’ll just send them some gefilte fish.

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**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/58 "2005-01-27T12:13:12Z")

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I’ll send a nice matzo soup… Signed, “Much Love, Goebbles. P.S. I think the Prussian Blues may be next.”

And then the little “nazi” girls crap their pants while mother explains in loving terms what “hate” is, and how it doesn’t apply to them.

This would be a good Onion article, but its true.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/59 "2005-01-27T12:28:09Z")

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> [@robotic\_panda](#):
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> I’ll send a nice matzo soup…

Pssst.  
You forgot the balls.

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**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/60 "2005-01-27T12:35:58Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> Pssst.  
> You forgot the balls.

A lady doesn’t explicitly serve her balls. Unless they are the proper firmness. And even then, they have to have some heft to them…

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