# Meet Lynx and Lamb, the Gaede Twins **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 26, 2005, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782 "2005-01-26T17:03:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/61 "2005-01-27T13:40:16Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > The article from the OP has a quote from the girls’ mother talking about upgrading the website with a fashion page and so on. Yeah, I hear white sheets are coming back in fashion. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/62 "2005-01-27T13:43:00Z")
Here’s Lamb modeling the latest swastika armband; chic, hip, and all the rage with the teen-set. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/63 "2005-01-27T15:26:11Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > I hope you mean “more”, rather than “less”- and only slightly? What do you know about M-K&A that our radar missed? 😃 Son, I say, son, that’s a joke, son. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/64 "2005-01-28T01:17:57Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > Not all of these types are associated with Christian Identity and the like. Most of them don’t feel the need to create an ideology in order to be racist sacks of shit. Oh, they do have a spiritual ideology- there are quite a few mentions in their songs of Valhalla & their merchandise page offers Thor’s Hammers & Celtic-style SunWheels, plus they have high regard for the late William (“Turner Diaries”) Pierce who wrote on CosmoTheism, a type of Pantheism that regards the White Race as the highest evolved life known to us & therefore the fullest expression of Godhood. ---
**Author:** ![Metacom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecae2f/32.png) [@Metacom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Metacom)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/65 "2005-01-28T03:01:05Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > Don’t hotlink to other boards. Poor form, and can draw them here. Note that you need to do something “special” to keep a plain 'ol link from becoming a hotlink, though, because the board software automatically scans and marks up http links, like so: > **[Yahoo | Mail, Weather, Search, Politics, News, Finance, Sports & Videos](https://www.yahoo.com)** > > Latest news coverage, email, free stock quotes, live scores and video are just the beginning. Discover more every day at Yahoo! Maybe putting them in code tags would work: ```auto http://www.yahoo.com ``` Yup… ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/66 "2005-01-28T04:29:51Z")
What if you unclick “Automatically parse links in text”? [www.google.com](http://www.google.com) ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/67 "2005-01-28T06:00:17Z")
I feel really sorry for those poor kids if they ever leave their parents and join the real world. That’s going to be one hell of an ugly past to live down. ---
**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/68 "2005-01-28T12:01:32Z")
Yich. That thread from their board was so inappropriate on so many different levels. One of their songs, “The Lamb near the Lane,” has lyrics by a family friend, a grown man named Lane. “…a beautiful maiden/Now forced to the fight[…]/Some day in Valhalla/When he’s young once more/He will hold the hand/Of the image he adores.” That written by a guy whose website says “The only reason for a true natural man to fight for wealth, fame or power is to acquire women, as sexy and young as he can.” Yich. Thank God that guy’s in prison for what looks like life. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/69 "2005-01-28T13:13:58Z")
> [@sugaree](#): > > Yich. That thread from their board was so inappropriate on so many different levels. > > One of their songs, “The Lamb near the Lane,” has lyrics by a family friend, a grown man named Lane. “…a beautiful maiden/Now forced to the fight[…]/Some day in Valhalla/When he’s young once more/He will hold the hand/Of the image he adores.” > > That written by a guy whose website says “The only reason for a true natural man to fight for wealth, fame or power is to acquire women, as sexy and young as he can.” Yich. Thank God that guy’s in prison for what looks like life. I didn’t read that thread, but yeah, I noticed those lyrics. I wonder what Mama thinks! :eek: At least the title isn’t The Lamb and the Lynx near the Lane: 😃 :eek: 😃 “Valhalla, I am coming…” BTW- I noticed quite a few mentions of their Mom in the articles & interviews, but none of their Dad. And apparently, Mom recently had a third Gaede daughter. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/70 "2005-01-28T13:59:42Z")
> [@koeeoaddi](#): > > I’m speechless, so I’m just going to offer a Prussian blue :eek: . This can’t be real. I’m sitting here thinking “are we really that unaware of a movement like this”? Anti-white? What??? This is a sarcastic joke site right? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/71 "2005-01-28T14:59:43Z")
I think it’s real, **Canvas**. I learned about them on CBC radio, and they’re about as humourless as it gets. They also played a snippet of one of their songs. I feel like I should clarify about that - as far as I know, CBC radio isn’t promoting white supremacy - they were talking about this band in relation to the Auschwitz anniversary as sort of an example of the current trend in the white supremacist world (ie, targetting younger people). ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/72 "2005-01-28T15:04:46Z")
God, websites like that make me wish I knew how to hack. I’d replace all their photos with screen shots from movies like ‘Blacks in Blondes’ and maybe ‘Little White Chicks and Big Black Monster Dicks’. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/73 "2005-01-28T15:30:47Z")
Gee, and I thought the Olsen twins were evil. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/74 "2005-01-29T09:00:53Z")
> [@](#): > > God, websites like that make me wish I knew how to hack. I’d replace all their photos with screen shots from movies like ‘Blacks in Blondes’ and maybe ‘Little White Chicks and Big Black Monster Dicks’. Actually, I witnessed when Prussian Blue was Something Awful’s ALoD. Mommy Gaede got rid of the interracial gay porn quick enough. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/75 "2005-01-29T17:50:04Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > This can’t be real. I’m sitting here thinking “are we really that unaware of a movement like this”? Anti-white? What??? This is a sarcastic joke site right? And that is exactly why I fear them unlike Liberal who is inclined to not give them an ounce of attention. It is a quiet uprising, a slow moving juggernaut of hatred as opposed to, say, the Nation of Islam’s loud anti-white hate. Based on some of the interactions I’ve had with people of all different kinds in the last 2 years, I’d say diversity has its enemy and they are fully entrenched. It’s time for us to open our eyes to that fact. Sam ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/76 "2005-01-30T00:02:04Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > I didn’t read that thread, but yeah, I noticed those lyrics. I wonder what Mama thinks! :eek: > > At least the title isn’t The Lamb and the Lynx near the Lane: 😃 :eek: 😃 > > “Valhalla, I am coming…” > > BTW- I noticed quite a few mentions of their Mom in the articles & interviews, but none of their Dad. And apparently, Mom recently had a third Gaede daughter. Anyone else read “Valhalla, I am coming…” and picture Red Foxx staggering around, clutching his chest? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/77 "2005-01-30T00:20:36Z")
I just have to say, being non-white, the responses to this thread are reassuring and remind me of why I come to the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/78 "2005-01-30T00:31:02Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Anyone else read “Valhalla, I am coming…” and picture Red Foxx staggering around, clutching his chest? I _wasn’t_. Now I am also hearing Redd Foxx do The Immigrant Song and Black Dog. Thanks to your overly active imagination. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/79 "2005-01-30T00:34:48Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Anyone else read “Valhalla, I am coming…” and picture Red Foxx staggering around, clutching his chest? No, but now I’m seeing Dave Chappelle as the blind white-supremacist black guy singing all these songs… ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782/80 "2005-01-30T00:38:42Z")
They’re smart. They’re sweet. They’re pretty. They’re multitalented instrumentalists and singers. They’re twins. And, they’re from the Village of the Damned. Appearing now, for one night only, the Stepford Kids! They don’t creep me out, they’re just kids. But I am creeped out that they are being taught to believe all that Nazi bullshit and are being used as a front for it. I hope for their sakes that they don’t grow up to be like that. I hope they can somehow get away from it some day. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/meet-lynx-and-lamb-the-gaede-twins/286782.md?page=5)