# Megan Fox topless, anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170 "2008-05-13T16:51:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/1 "2008-05-13T16:51:54Z")
Megan Fox, one of the hottest hotties from Hottsville, (also known as that chick from Transformers,) was captured in a few pictures on the set of her new movie baring (almost) it all. h t t p : [//thesuperficial.com/2008/05/megan\_fox\_topless.php](https://thesuperficial.com/2008/05/megan_fox_topless.php) (removing the spaces in the http for link.) Clearly, it is NSFW…unless you work in the adult entertainment industry, or something. (BTW, you have to go to the site, and then click AGAIN on the censored picture to get the uncensored ones.) The only downside is that she does seem to be wearing pasties…but honestly, you still see like 90% of the breast. Just use your imagination for the nipples. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/2 "2008-05-13T17:50:32Z")
Reason #4,275,368 why I love the SDMB. Excellent job! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/3 "2008-05-13T18:34:23Z")
Those are, without a doubt, the palest nipples I have ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/5 "2008-05-13T18:38:56Z")
She’s got pasties on. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/6 "2008-05-13T19:06:00Z")
I’m not hip enough to have the slightest idea who Megan Fox is, but I’ll check the link when I’m home. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/7 "2008-05-13T19:19:17Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Those are, without a doubt, the palest nipples I have ever seen. [/QUOTE] Pasties would explain that, wouldn’t it? I just glanced at The Superficial last night and didn’t study the subject with the detail I’m sure it deserved. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mongo\_Ponton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Mongo\_Ponton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mongo_Ponton)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/8 "2008-05-13T19:51:29Z")
Is that some sort of tattoo under her left armpit? It looks like a poem or something. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/9 "2008-05-13T20:19:24Z")
They are kind of oddly shapped. I was a _little_ disappointed. However, I sincerely thank the OP for giving me that opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/10 "2008-05-13T20:22:09Z")
Actually, I had no idea who she was, so I looked her up in [Wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Fox) and HOMINA-HOMINA-HOMINA! I’ll check the OP’s link later. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/11 "2008-05-13T20:30:31Z")
[QUOTE=Mongo Ponton] Is that some sort of tattoo under her left armpit? It looks like a poem or something. [/QUOTE] It reads “there once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her HEART” h t t p : [//andamosarmados.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/megan\_fox\_maxim\_2\_big.jpg](https://andamosarmados.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/megan_fox_maxim_2_big.jpg) She has more tats, too. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/12 "2008-05-13T20:32:15Z")
I’m sure someone can find some extra nipples on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/13 "2008-05-13T20:38:50Z")
I was wondering why Megan Fox was number one in Yahoo’s “Today’s Top Searches”. Now I know why. Thanks **bouv**! ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/14 "2008-05-13T20:57:20Z")
Thanks for the Wiki link. It’s a good thing she’s hot because she comes across like a dingbat. She gets tattoos when she has “a feeling about anything”. Uh, ok. And she has her boyfriend’s name by her genitals. That’s always a stellar idea. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/15 "2008-05-13T20:58:27Z")
Sorry, didn’t mean to threadshit. She is hot, though. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/16 "2008-05-13T21:02:38Z")
Yes please. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2008, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/17 "2008-05-13T21:14:28Z")
[QUOTE=corkboard] Uh, ok. And she has her boyfriend’s name by her genitals. That’s always a stellar idea. [/QUOTE] It reads, “ **Flander** ”. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/18 "2008-05-14T17:03:20Z")
Man I love Cafe Society, the salon for art, drama, literature, movies, music, comics, cuisine – all the artistic disciplines – if it’s about creativity, entertainment, or leisure, it goes here. Oh wait. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/19 "2008-05-14T17:06:14Z")
Is Megan Fox in the movies? Check Is looking at her topless entertaining to some folks? Check Is looking at her topless a leisure time activity? Check Cuisine? Write your own punchline Seems to be a good fit. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/20 "2008-05-14T17:07:14Z")
I see art and entertainment. Art is the one on the left… ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/21 "2008-05-14T17:12:44Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Is Megan Fox in the movies? Check Is looking at her topless entertaining to some folks? Check Is looking at her topless a leisure time activity? Check Cuisine? Write your own punchline Seems to be a good fit. [/QUOTE] Dude, this thread is entirely anatomical. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170.md?page=2)