# Megan Fox topless, anyone? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 13, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170 "2008-05-13T16:51:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/22 "2008-05-14T18:53:33Z")
[QUOTE=lissener] Dude, this thread is entirely anatomical. [/QUOTE] So why are you here? Not exactly a trick thread title. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/23 "2008-05-14T18:59:49Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] So why are you here? Not exactly a trick thread title. [/QUOTE] So . . . you’re saying, that CS is not just for the topics laid out in the thread description, but for any subject whatsoever, as long as the thread title is accurate? Cool. Next time I want to find out what makes catshit smell, I’ll start a thread here titled “Why does catshit smell?” And anyone who suggests that this isn’t the proper forum, I’ll just hit them with a snide (and irrelevant) “So why are you here? Not exactly a trick thread title.” Although, maybe more in keeping with this thread, I’ll start a thread on circumcision, say, as long as I suggest, oh, Nicholas Cage’s cock as an illustration. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/24 "2008-05-14T19:05:59Z")
Here’s a Cafe Society thread I’m thinking of starting: **Why does Nicholas Cage’s cat’s shit smell?** So I was watching \*Ghost Rider \*the other day, and I started wondering, Do you think Nicholas Cage has a cat? And then I was like, You know, cat shit really smells. I wonder what it is that makes it smell so much? So, CSers, can anyone tell me exactly what it is, chemically speaking, that makes Nicholas Cage’s cat’s shit smell? Thanks in advance!!! ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/25 "2008-05-14T19:17:46Z")
[QUOTE=lissener] So . . . you’re saying, that CS is not just for the topics laid out in the thread description, but for any subject whatsoever, as long as the thread title is accurate? Cool. [/QUOTE] No I’m saying that the usual proceedure is to hit the report post button if you think the thread is in the wrong place. I just can’t figure out why you would open up a thread that you obviously don’t care about and then take the time to post several times. I was actually hoping you went to the thread about cold openings in movies so you could possibly answer my question about the beginning of _Touch of Evil_. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/26 "2008-05-14T19:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Man I love Cafe Society, the salon for art, drama, literature, movies, music, comics, cuisine – all the artistic disciplines – if it’s about creativity, entertainment, or leisure, it goes here. Take art classes, and the curriculum will include figure studies. That’s my story, and I am staying with it. I would have said, “sticking to it”, but in this context, that just sounded wrong. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/27 "2008-05-14T20:03:20Z")
Stop with the junior modding, **lissener**. If you feel a thread is inappropriate, report it; you’ve been here long enough to know better than to jump into a thread and take a dump. That said, while this thread does deal with a celebrity and is in the right forum for discussions about celebrities, it’s right on the edge of our rule against gratuitous posting of links to nudity. As says the [Registration Agreement](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=423183): > [@](#): > > Links to nudity or other potentially shocking or offensive material are permissible only in the context of a mature discussion… We’ll give this thread a chance, but if the comments turn out to be mostly, “Hey, look at her boobs!” then I think we can give it up for a lost cause on the maturity front, and the thread will be closed. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/28 "2008-05-14T20:09:46Z")
Cool. I’ll work up that thread about Nicholas Cage’s catshit problem. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/29 "2008-05-14T20:10:11Z")
Hey, look at her boobs! Regards, Shodan Who Was a Lost Cause on the Maturity Front Years Ago ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/30 "2008-05-14T20:25:02Z")
[QUOTE=lissener] Cool. I’ll work up that thread about Nicholas Cage’s catshit problem. [/QUOTE] Any further comments from you about this belong in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/31 "2008-05-14T20:37:41Z")
In an attempt to keep the thread alive (mainly because I don’t want to give **lissener** the pleasure of having killed it), I went to IMDB to see if I could figure out which movie these shots are from. She has two movies in post-production: [How to Lose Friends and Alienate People](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455538/) and [Jennifer’s Body](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131734/). Based on the synopses, I’m guessing the latter. It doesn’t exactly sound like great theater. I wouldn’t be surprised if it ends up being a direct-to-video release. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/32 "2008-05-14T20:43:50Z")
Well, _Jennifer’s Body_ was written by Diablo Cody, who just won an Oscar for _Juno_, and is considered the next big thing in Hollywood. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/33 "2008-05-14T20:46:10Z")
I actually watched _Transformers_ for the second time this weekend. My wife rented it, as I took my daughter to see it in the theater when it first came out, and she (my wife) was out of town. Don’t remember ever seeing Megan Fox (or her hoo-hahs) before in anything, but I cannot believe anyone’s career would be enhanced by appearing in that shlock fest. Maybe a little gratuitous nudity would have raised the film to the level of tolerable, but I doubt it. Regards, Shodan PS - Hey, look at **Lord Ashtar** ’s boobs! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/34 "2008-05-14T21:02:02Z")
Do her boobs have a speaking role in this movie, or are they just for atmosphere? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/35 "2008-05-14T21:25:45Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] In an attempt to keep the thread alive (mainly because I don’t want to give **lissener** the pleasure of having killed it), I went to IMDB to see if I could figure out which movie these shots are from. She has two movies in post-production: [How to Lose Friends and Alienate People](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455538/) and [Jennifer’s Body](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1131734/). Based on the synopses, I’m guessing the latter. It doesn’t exactly sound like great theater. I wouldn’t be surprised if it ends up being a direct-to-video release. [/QUOTE] It’s the latter, from what I’ve read. The ploy synopsis of the movie sounds _very_ bizarre. From wikipedia (so it might not actually be accurate): > [@](#): > > The film follows Jennifer (Fox), a cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town. It is then up to her “plain Jane” best friend Needy (Seyfried) to kill Jennifer, escape from a correctional facility and go after Adam Brody as lead singer Nikolai and the Satan-worshiping rock band responsible for the transformation. It also says it’s intended as a dark comedy, similar in tone to _Heathers._ It also looks they were maybe using some makeup to cover the poem tattoo she has on her left side, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/36 "2008-05-14T21:58:17Z")
> [@](#): > > The film follows Jennifer (Fox), a cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town. Filmed in British Columbia, so we’ll be blessed with MOUNTAINS in the background of that quaint little “Minnesota” farming town. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/37 "2008-05-14T22:21:28Z")
Ah, her breasts are just OK, but what a lovely face! ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/38 "2008-05-14T22:29:49Z")
> [@](#): > > Don’t remember ever seeing Megan Fox (or her hoo-hahs) before in anything, but I cannot believe anyone’s career would be enhanced by appearing in that shlock fest. Maybe a little gratuitous nudity would have raised the film to the level of tolerable, but I doubt it. Good or not, the film made over $300 million in NA. You’d have to have the worst agent in the world not to be able to capitalize on being the hot chick eye-candy in it. (the royal you. I have no idea how hot you are) ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/39 "2008-05-14T22:39:23Z")
One wonders what the pasties are for. Are they going to CGI-enhance her nipples? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/40 "2008-05-14T22:46:59Z")
[QUOTE=Terminus Est] One wonders what the pasties are for. Are they going to CGI-enhance her nipples? [/QUOTE] One of the shots has her crossing her arms to partially cover up. I’m guessing that will be the shot in the movie. The rest is modesty covering for the crew. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/41 "2008-05-14T23:01:29Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] One of the shots has her crossing her arms to partially cover up. I’m guessing that will be the shot in the movie. The rest is modesty covering for the crew. [/QUOTE] Which seems silly. I’m sure they’re all innocent choirboys who can’t imagine what nipples look like. And perhaps it’s her breasts that are possessed, like in _Idle Hands_. Thus, CGI. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170.md?page=3)