# Megan Fox topless, anyone?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 13, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170 "2008-05-13T16:51:54Z")\
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**Post date:** [May 14, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-topless-anyone/449170/42 "2008-05-14T23:33:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Love Rhombus]  
Which seems silly. I’m sure they’re all innocent choirboys who can’t imagine what nipples look like.  
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Then I guess we’ll be seeing your “love rhombus” up on Flickr shortly, right? Everyone has seen one of those.

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> And perhaps it’s her breasts that are possessed, like in _Idle Hands_. Thus, CGI.

Nonsense; they could motion track her nipples directly, and turn them into eyeballs or nipple-tentacles easily enough. Flesh-colored pasties would intefere somewhat, not help any CGI. Now, if they were pure blue or green pasties, that might help.

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