# Megan Fox wants me to have a heart attack. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620 "2008-07-16T00:10:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/1 "2008-07-16T00:10:29Z")
[Link here.](http://www.dailystab.com/megan-fox-wants-to-do-a-full-on-nude-film/) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/2 "2008-07-16T00:38:46Z")
Word. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Shroud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@The\_Shroud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Shroud)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/3 "2008-07-16T01:51:21Z")
[QUOTE=Megan Fox] “They did it in the 1930s in an arty way.” [/QUOTE] I’ve been watching the wrong 1930s movies. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/4 "2008-07-16T01:58:13Z")
No-one is allowed to be that hot and wear a Star Wars t-shirt. I’m sure that’s against the law somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/5 "2008-07-16T01:58:47Z")
Meh. To each his own, but she looks plastic to me. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/6 "2008-07-16T02:09:08Z")
If she meant a word of this, she’d have already done nude work, either in a movie or elsewhere. She hasn’t. She’s just teasing with the fanboys. ---
**Author:** ![Bravo\_Romeo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bravo\_Romeo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bravo_Romeo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/7 "2008-07-16T02:17:15Z")
Someone compared her to a Bratz Doll once and I completely agree. Doesn’t mean she’s not hot as hell though. She’s just a different hot compared to Scarlett. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/8 "2008-07-16T03:15:50Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] No-one is allowed to be that hot and wear a Star Wars t-shirt. I’m sure that’s against the law somewhere. [/QUOTE] [I beg to differ.](http://news.filefront.com/kristin-bell-hot-girls-likes-star-wars/) (She was wearing black Chuck Taylors with the shirt, which makes it even better.) ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/9 "2008-07-16T04:21:00Z")
Who is this girl? I hate to be a keyboard critiquer but she’s not attractive, IMO. Bangin’ body of course but those are a dime a dozen. Her face is uninteresting and, frankly, looks fake. But I can never again talk about a girl’s looks online without thinking of [this picture.](http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5261/standards4wnfg9.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/10 "2008-07-16T04:27:17Z")
[QUOTE=Exapno Mapcase] If she meant a word of this, she’d have already done nude work, either in a movie or elsewhere. She hasn’t. She’s just teasing with the fanboys. [/QUOTE] [fingers stuffed in ears] **LA LA LA LA LA I Can’t hear you!! LA LA LA LA LA** [fsie] ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/11 "2008-07-16T06:19:37Z")
I really thought she was out of place in the _Transformers_ movie. She was way too “hot” even for a geek’s love interest. I would’ve preferred to see someone a little less “model”, and a little more “girl next door”. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/12 "2008-07-16T06:52:58Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] I really thought she was out of place in the _Transformers_ movie. She was way too “hot” even for a geek’s love interest. I would’ve preferred to see someone a little less “model”, and a little more “girl next door”. [/QUOTE] oooohhhh yeah, like the actress from Disturbia. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/13 "2008-07-16T06:54:01Z")
[QUOTE=Cisco] Who is this girl? I hate to be a keyboard critiquer but she’s not attractive, IMO. Bangin’ body of course but those are a dime a dozen. Her face is uninteresting and, frankly, looks fake. But I can never again talk about a girl’s looks online without thinking of [this picture.](http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5261/standards4wnfg9.jpg) [/QUOTE] I’m always curios when people say things like this. What type of person do you find attractive? Maybe a top five celeb list? ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/14 "2008-07-16T07:21:05Z")
[QUOTE=Enright3] I’m always curios when people say things like this. What type of person do you find attractive? Maybe a top five celeb list? [/QUOTE] I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone say anything negative about Jennifer Conelly in the looks department (nor Anne Hathaway.) There definitely is a good bit of a plasticness about Miss Fox’s face going by those pictures. Totally hot, but her face does make me think of [something like this](http://www.marquis.de/onlineshop/images/HCR22.jpg). (mild NSFW) ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/15 "2008-07-16T10:00:06Z")
She looked a lot better than she does in that pic in the _Transformers_ movie IMO. [http://wallpaper.celebritypc.com/megan\_fox/megan\_fox\_16-1024.jpg](http://wallpaper.celebritypc.com/megan_fox/megan_fox_16-1024.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/16 "2008-07-16T10:42:39Z")
[QUOTE=yojimbo] She looked a lot better than she does in that pic in the _Transformers_ movie IMO. [http://wallpaper.celebritypc.com/megan\_fox/megan\_fox\_16-1024.jpg](http://wallpaper.celebritypc.com/megan_fox/megan_fox_16-1024.jpg) [/QUOTE] WormTheRed just got new wallpaper 🙂 She is sooo hot in that movie!! ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/17 "2008-07-16T11:21:50Z")
Never heard of her. Is she just a pretty face, or does she have some real presence on-screen? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/18 "2008-07-16T11:26:24Z")
She’s quite good in TransFormers… if you like that kind of movies (which I do). Haven’t seen her in anything else though. ---
**Author:** ![bubastis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d07c76/32.png) [@bubastis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubastis)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/19 "2008-07-16T11:41:51Z")
[QUOTE=yojimbo] She looked a lot better than she does in that pic in the _Transformers_ movie IMO. [http://wallpaper.celebritypc.com/megan\_fox/megan\_fox\_16-1024.jpg](http://wallpaper.celebritypc.com/megan_fox/megan_fox_16-1024.jpg) [/QUOTE] See, there’s the thing. I saw that photo before transformers came out, and I nearly died. She’s fantastic! Then, when watching the movie, I was like, where did the hot girl go? Who’s this skinny angular girl that appears to have been botoxed at twenty-five? Megan Fox; she takes a good photo, that’s all I’ll say. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2008, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/20 "2008-07-16T12:16:27Z")
[QUOTE=GuanoLad] I really thought she was out of place in the _Transformers_ movie. She was way too “hot” even for a geek’s love interest. I would’ve preferred to see someone a little less “model”, and a little more “girl next door”. [/QUOTE] Yeah, her hooking up with [del]Spike[/del] Sam was the most unbelievable part. Giant, talking, transforming robots from outer space I can handle. A girl that hot going for the geek? Not so much. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620.md?page=2)