# Megan Fox wants me to have a heart attack. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620 "2008-07-16T00:10:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/41 "2009-12-10T19:28:48Z")
[Thinking of you](http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2427078.ece), Astroboy. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/42 "2009-12-10T20:10:58Z")
I heard her next movie will involve naked zombies. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/43 "2009-12-10T20:16:17Z")
Iā€™ve always been of the opinion that MF is the MOST Porn-Star looking non-porn-star ever. She IS Porn. ETA: An actual Porn star: Sasha Grey (Similar in looks to MF) is apparently going to be in a ā€˜normalā€™ film Directed by a well know director. Sasha Does some of the most hardcore scenes. More ā€˜hardcoreā€™ than most PS. > **[Sasha Grey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey)** > > Marina Ann Hantzis (born March 14, 1988), known professionally as Sasha Grey, is an American actress, model, writer, musician, and former pornographic film actress. She began her acting career in the pornographic film industry, winning 15 awards for her work between 2007 and 2010, including the AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year in 2008. In 2023, she was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame and the XRCO Hall of Fame. > After her 2009 feature film debut as the lead in Steven Soderbergh's T... (Work safe, sort of) ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/44 "2009-12-10T20:26:08Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Iā€™ve always been of the opinion that MF is the MOST Porn-Star looking non-porn-star ever. She IS Porn. > > ETA: An actual Porn star: Sasha Grey (Similar in looks to MF) is apparently going to be in a ā€˜normalā€™ film Directed by a well know director. > > Sasha Does some of the most hardcore scenes. More ā€˜hardcoreā€™ than most PS. > > [Sasha Grey - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Grey) > > (Work safe, sort of) That already came out - The Girlfriend Experience directed by Soderburghā€¦one of his small experimental, arty films - not one of his commerical Oceans X type of filmsā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/45 "2009-12-10T20:42:11Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > [Thinking of you](http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2427078.ece), Astroboy. šŸ˜ƒ Zombie thread!!! But hey, hot looking women linked to so whoā€™s gonna complain? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/46 "2009-12-10T21:09:44Z")
Obligatory ā€œTOE THUMB!ā€ Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/47 "2009-12-10T22:25:02Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Obligatory ā€œTOE THUMB!ā€ > > Sorry. Also, ā€œSharp knees!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/48 "2009-12-10T22:29:16Z")
> [@NDP](#): > > Also, ā€œSharp knees!ā€ That particular obligation has already been covered in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/49 "2009-12-10T22:42:01Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > [Thinking of you](http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/article2427078.ece), Astroboy. šŸ˜ƒ If you believe anything she says there, youā€™ll believe anything. When she retires the only thing anyone will remember of Megan Foxā€™s entire career will be her quotes rather than her performances. ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/50 "2009-12-11T00:26:51Z")
Iā€™m only 30, but any time I see her I feel bad about admiring her looks and immediately think ā€œJesus, sheā€™s young :oā€. ---
**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/51 "2009-12-11T21:58:12Z")
> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#): > > Brian Austin Green? Thereā€™s hope for everybody. I think Megan Fox is getting the much better deal there. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/52 "2009-12-11T22:39:05Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > Yeah but the fat kid grew up to be a pretty hunky guy. Brian Austin Green grew up to be, well, just Brain Austin Green. So he got smarter? Anyhoo, I heard (probably here) that the crew on GI Joe thought she was dumber than a box of hair so that tempers her hotness for me. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/53 "2009-12-11T22:42:11Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Anyhoo, I heard (probably here) that the crew on GI Joe thought she was dumber than a box of hair so that tempers her hotness for me. (pssst. She wasnā€™t in _GI Joe_) ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/54 "2009-12-11T22:44:18Z")
> [@An\_Arky](#): > > Why, oh, why must I encounter these threads while at work? I canā€™t click on any of that stuff right now, and this thread will be either out of sight or Iā€™ll forget by the time I get homeā€¦:smack: Not if I can help it! šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/55 "2009-12-11T22:52:22Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > (pssst. She wasnā€™t in _GI Joe_) Transformers, then. :o Iā€™m dumber than a sack of hammers. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/56 "2009-12-11T22:53:17Z")
Shouldnā€™t she be in India fighting a cobra or something? Stand her next to Riki Tiki Tavi and you couldnā€™t tell whoā€™s who. Thatā€™s not to say I wouldnā€™t do her. Iā€™ve just seen hotter. As for her being dumb, a ball-gag can work wonders. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/57 "2009-12-12T05:25:00Z")
> [@](#): > > ETA: An actual Porn star: Sasha Grey (Similar in looks to MF) is apparently going to be in a ā€˜normalā€™ film Directed by a well know director. I recently saw some surprising pictures of Sasha Grey. She almost always is photographed wearing heavy make-up but these pictures showed her without it and itā€™s amazing how different she looks. The link is http:// www .sashagrey.ws/barelylegal/bath/sasha-grey-01.jpg - this picture is mostly SFW but Iā€™ve broken the link because it connects to nude pictures. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/58 "2009-12-12T05:41:02Z")
You know, Iā€™ve always thought it might be interesting to do a movie where all the actors are nude, and nobody even seems to notice. The nudity wouldnā€™t be sexual, it wouldnā€™t be artistic. It would just be there. This came from my imaginations as a kid, where I would wish a movie was redone with all the actresses in the nude. Theyā€™d all be women, too, thoughā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/59 "2009-12-12T06:59:12Z")
> [@Pushkin](#): > > Iā€™m only 30, but any time I see her I feel bad about admiring her looks and immediately think ā€œJesus, sheā€™s young :oā€. Sheā€™s 23. Is that really young? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/60 "2009-12-12T14:17:40Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > You know, Iā€™ve always thought it might be interesting to do a movie where all the actors are nude, and nobody even seems to notice. The nudity wouldnā€™t be sexual, it wouldnā€™t be artistic. It would just be there. A remake of _Cocoon_, perhaps. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620.md?page=4)