# Megan Fox wants me to have a heart attack. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 16, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620 "2008-07-16T00:10:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/61 "2009-12-12T18:26:09Z")
> [@G0sp3l](#): > > Shouldn’t she be in India fighting a cobra or something? Stand her next to Riki Tiki Tavi and you couldn’t tell who’s who. > > That’s not to say I wouldn’t do her. I’ve just seen hotter. As for her being dumb, a ball-gag can work wonders. Sure, whatever gets you through the night. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/62 "2009-12-12T20:46:21Z")
If she were serious about an all-nude role in a non-porn film, I had a idea: if someone ever made a movie of C.S. Lewis’s **Perelandra** , it would call for the female lead spending the movie in the buff. And none of this “always from the back, or behind a convenient bush, or with arms and legs strategically posed” stuff either. (I was originally going to post in the Christian movies thread about how C.S. Lewis’s Space Trilogy has never been made, in part because the presumption that Christianity is literally true is an essential part of the plot. The required nudity for Perelandra would have been another problem in a more modest time.) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/63 "2009-12-13T05:15:25Z")
Somebody pass the hat to get this thing done. I’m good for $5. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/64 "2009-12-13T16:46:21Z")
> [@linked article](#): > > Her comments are sure to raise more than just an eyebrow… Whaddya know..? It works! ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/65 "2009-12-13T21:35:18Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Somebody pass the hat to get this thing done. I’m good for $5. $5 more ---
**Author:** ![Jim\_s\_Son](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jim\_s\_Son](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jim_s_Son)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/66 "2009-12-13T22:43:46Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > Yeah but the fat kid grew up to be a pretty hunky guy. Brian Austin Green grew up to be, well, just Brain Austin Green. He dated Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and knocked up Vanessa Marcil so he must have something going for him. ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/67 "2009-12-14T00:53:49Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Transformers, then. :o I’m dumber than a sack of hammers. Just out of curiosity, are you sure that you’re wrong about the movie and not about the person? Not that I’d particularly expect a line like that to be about either of the prominent actresses in GI Joe more than MF, but it seems somewhat possible. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/68 "2009-12-14T03:03:41Z")
Meh. Sometimes she looks good, sometimes… not so much. Here’s one of the better pics (SFW) I’ve ever seen: [http://www.denimology.co.uk/2009/06/megan-fox-entertainment-weekly-cover-big-thumb-440x595-11043.jpg](http://www.denimology.co.uk/2009/06/megan-fox-entertainment-weekly-cover-big-thumb-440x595-11043.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/69 "2009-12-14T04:03:45Z")
> [@](#): > > (pssst. She wasn’t in GI Joe) And yet she kept showing up every day, asking if anyone had seen Michael Bey around and calling Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shia. That’s when the crew started talking. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/70 "2009-12-14T04:20:20Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > Yeah, her hooking up with [del]Spike[/del] Sam was the most unbelievable part. Giant, talking, transforming robots from outer space I can handle. A girl that hot going for the geek? Not so much. Of course “geek” in that world is Indiana Jones’s son. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/71 "2009-12-14T04:23:37Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Meh. Sometimes she looks good, sometimes… not so much. Here’s one of the better pics (SFW) I’ve ever seen: [http://www.denimology.co.uk/2009/06/megan-fox-entertainment-weekly-cover-big-thumb-440x595-11043.jpg](http://www.denimology.co.uk/2009/06/megan-fox-entertainment-weekly-cover-big-thumb-440x595-11043.jpg) One man’s good pic is another’s Photoshop Disaster. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620/72 "2009-12-14T14:42:05Z")
> [@chrisk](#): > > Just out of curiosity, are you sure that you’re wrong about the movie and not about the person? Not that I’d particularly expect a line like that to be about either of the prominent actresses in GI Joe more than MF, but it seems somewhat possible. [http://www.popeater.com/2009/09/14/transformers-crew-calls-megan-fox-dumb-as-a-rock/](http://www.popeater.com/2009/09/14/transformers-crew-calls-megan-fox-dumb-as-a-rock/) Here is their open letter: > **[Michael Bay's Crew Bitchslaps Megan Fox](https://deadline.com/2009/09/transformers-crew-talk-back-to-megan-fox-15879/)** > > Michael Bay Speaks Up: “I Don’t Condone Crew Letter Or Megan Fox Quotes” Three of Michael Bay’s crew members asked his website last night to post their response to Megan Fox’s recent insults of the director made to a magazine for her upcoming... [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-fox-wants-me-to-have-a-heart-attack/456620.md?page=3)