# Megan Kelly wtf?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 27, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437 "2017-09-27T16:57:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/161 "2019-01-13T21:47:59Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> NBC finalizes Megyn Kelly separation agreement: she will receive payment in full for the remaining 3 years in her contract, about $30 million. She will no longer be appearing on NBC. She can seek other television work. …
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> Kelly apologists need not worry: I don’t play the gotcha game. I just call balls and strikes.

You’ll get no argument from me: she’s a bigot.

(Pays well, sadly.)

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/162 "2019-01-13T22:24:43Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> You’ll get no argument from me: she’s a bigot.
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> (Pays well, sadly.)

She’s a bigot, but the ignorant kind. I wonder if she can be rehabilitated.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/163 "2019-01-13T22:28:46Z")

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> [@CookingWithGas](#):
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> She’s a bigot, but the ignorant kind. I wonder if she can be rehabilitated.

The next reality-show hit…??

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/164 "2019-01-13T22:53:58Z")

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> [@CookingWithGas](#):
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> She’s a bigot, but the ignorant kind. I wonder if she can be rehabilitated.

You can take the girl out of FOX, but you can’t take the FOX out of the girl.,

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**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/165 "2019-01-14T01:57:41Z")

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> [@CookingWithGas](#):
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> She’s a bigot, but the ignorant kind. I wonder if she can be rehabilitated.

No, she’s the calculating kind. She reinvented herself once on Fox, and another time unsuccessfully on NBC.

Fox News thought she would have cross-over appeal into the valued 18-55 demographic, which advertisers like. NBC thought she could pull in a few more conservatives while maintaining the broad base required on a main channel. (While Fox News does well by some cable metrics, it’s still a niche audience. For example among morning shows NBC, ABC and CBS have an _average_ audience of [11.542 million](https://www.adweek.com/tvnewser/here-are-morning-show-ratings-for-2017-2018-season-q3-and-the-week-of-sept-17/378199) and falling. As a contrast, Fox News’ top show (Hannity) only pulls in 3,026,000. [Here are the Top Cable News Programs of November 2018](https://www.adweek.com/tvnewser/here-are-the-top-cable-news-programs-of-november-2018/386024)

Fox and Friends? 1,630,000, about 15% of the main morning shows.  
The interesting part is that they didn’t have Kelly drop to become a co-host or even a correspondent. They felt that putting her on the air lost them more viewers than they gained, in any capacity. That sounds worse than it is: I trust her brand has substantial value in certain environments. Far less than $30 million/yr at present, but still.

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> You can take the girl out of FOX, but you can’t take the FOX out of the girl.

Yup. Habits are hard to break.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/166 "2019-01-14T04:11:37Z")

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I guess, one could say her “gig is up”.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/167 "2019-01-14T04:53:25Z")

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> [@garygnu](#):
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> I guess there is still a huge group of people who still, STILL, think it’s an active decision a person makes.

Well it is. An active decision I mean. I clearly remember my decision day where I was asked if I wanted to be gay, straight, or bi and I remember the classes leading up to it I made my choice and they rubberstamped my hand and then I had to live with it same as anybody else. Since I grew a beard pretty early I got to take my decision day test when I was only 11.

I assume your decision day was the same, right? How old were you when you made your decision?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2019, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/168 "2019-01-14T04:57:38Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> I guess, one could say her “gig is up”.

You are a bad, bad man.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/169 "2019-01-15T06:48:47Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> You are a bad, bad man.

Jokes on you my dear Sir, I am not a “Country Western Singer” or a “frog”.

Neither do I like “Chicken of The Sea” or “red and yellow socks”.

So you can play your “Gacha games with people who actually play the games of [gacha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gacha_game)”

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/170 "2019-01-15T08:09:06Z")

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Is Brietbart getting a TV station anytime soon? She’ll do wonders as their first _Nachrichtenführer_. Actung!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/171 "2019-01-15T14:58:06Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> I guess, one could say her “gig is up”.

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> You are a bad, bad man.

I don’t get it. 😕

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/172 "2019-01-15T15:15:40Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I don’t get it. 😕

Start here and search for the word “jig” and you can follow the rest of the pertinent conversation:  
[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=586](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=586)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/173 "2019-01-15T15:17:17Z")

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^^^ Yeah, that. ^^^

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**Author:** ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/174 "2019-01-15T18:25:25Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Start here and search for the word “jig” and you can follow the rest of the pertinent conversation:  
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=586](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=586)

That thread does not contain the word “jig”, according to “Search Thread,” or maybe it’s too short.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/175 "2019-01-15T18:36:11Z")

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Too short.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/176 "2019-01-15T18:42:14Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Start here and search for the word “jig” and you can follow the rest of the pertinent conversation:  
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=586](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=586)

> [@CookingWithGas](#):
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> That thread does not contain the word “jig”, according to “Search Thread,” or maybe it’s too short.

Don’t use the board’s search function; just FIND (Ctrl + F) “jig” on the page (the first iteration of the word is in post 29268).

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/megan-kelly-wtf/797437/177 "2019-01-16T15:09:17Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> Start here and search for the word “jig” and you can follow the rest of the pertinent conversation:  
> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=586](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813085&page=586)

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Don’t use the board’s search function; just FIND (Ctrl + F) “jig” on the page (the first iteration of the word is in post 29268).

Thanks!

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