# Mehitabel, I am married. Start stalking someone else. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 6, 2004, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371 "2004-11-06T18:39:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/161 "2004-11-14T20:29:05Z")
Hmm, and it didn’t show. Worked on preview… ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/162 "2004-11-14T21:25:45Z")
Aldebaran: Go read post #139. Then read it again. Have you read it? If not, I’ll summarize it for you: **MEHITABEL ADMITTED SHE WAS WRONG. SHE SAID SHE’LL CHANGE HER WAYS AND LEAVE YOU ALONE. SHE EVEN EXPRESSED SOME REGRET OVER HER TREATMENT OF YOU.** That’s what you wanted, wasn’t it??? Yet you are still up on that cross, still making accusations, still whining. I can’t understand why. Your purpose has been achieved, and the argument can now officially be over. Unless, that is, you don’t _want_ it to be over… ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/163 "2004-11-14T22:57:44Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > **Alderbaran** , the mods do not have a _rule_ that they’ll close a thread on request. In fact, they have explicitly stated that they will not close a thread because the OP just doesn’t like where it’s headed. **Alderbaran** , you started this trainwreck. Deal with it. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/164 "2004-11-15T02:48:29Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > Oh, **Alde** , sweet **halfwit**. > > You, **Alde** , are a punk. No, let me rephrase, as that would offend punks. You’re worthless. You hate the US and anyone living here. Specifically Bush voters. I’m one of them, so I invite you to bring it on. > > I have an email address available to anyone posting here. Yet you can’t post what what fucking country you’re from. (either of them) :rolleyes: > > I’m calling you out, tough guy. > > Why can’t you mention the country you’re in? Are you afraid of your government? Are you afraid of getting busted for what you’ve done? You’re posting, _as a paying member_, to an American message board. If your government is Islam-based and anti-American , like Iran, you’d be in jail by now. > > Otherwise, it seems you may be a terrorist in another country looking for new recruits. This would make sense if you’re posting inflammitory posts supporting Islam. After all, where better to find some fringe elements than an anonymous message board? > > The fact you’re still here is giving me more and more reason to flame your type. > Salaam my cock, bitch. D. Well, this is a charming, compassionate post! NOT!!! Are you one of those “compassionate conservative” Bush supporters, by any chance? I don’t know what the ‘don’t be a jerk’ rule is for, if it is OK to call Aldebaran 1/ a halfwit 2/a punk 3/ worthless 4/ a hater of America and Americans 5/ a tough guy 6/ a recruiter of terrorists 7/ a bitch plus sundry other insults embedded in this post. However, since Mehitabel has [sort of] said that she won’t harass you any more about your location, Aldebaran, why don’t you stay on the MB, let this thread die off, and see if she can live up to her words? Don’t just leave SDMB because of this. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/165 "2004-11-15T03:14:51Z")
> [@Aldebaran](#): > > Because I see here some very clear double standards in practice and am left wondering by the day more and more about the reasons behind this. > > Now I finally hear the moderators speaking. I might help to restore my confidence a little bit, eventually. > But can you explain me then finally how come it is OK when a member follows me around for exactly that reason, harassing me, spreading false information on me and claiming in this very thread that she does this **because** I do not wish to answer personal questions considering my location? I come from an Islamic country, and even I don’t agree with you. If you want to know the answers to your questions, try reading carefully what other people have said. You are just acting like a whiny kid who can’t admit that he is **wrong**. You are blaming everyone else, trying to act like a martyr and trying to garner sympathy just because you come from an Islamic background. Please just stop. Its embarassing. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/166 "2004-11-15T04:55:19Z")
There are many of us who have expressed appreciation for Aldebaran in this and other threads. You don’t have to have a specific background or viewpoint to value his posts. It does help if you are open-minded and a grownup and have no need to bully anyone. An awareness of the influence of cultural differences, whatever those cultures may be, is also helpful. **Aldebaran** , don’t forget those of us who are hoping that you have changed your mind and are staying. You know from other threads that there are many of us. There is nothing dishonest in changing your mind. **Mehitabel** made a major concession and you have also admitted to imperfections. Does anything else in this thread really matter? I know that there remains one question that you want answered. Sometimes we have to live with not knowing, no matter how unfair it may seem. There can be grace and learning when we accept _not knowing_. But now I’m telling you something that you’ve known for a long time anyway. There don’t seem to be very many mods present in the Pit lately. Maybe they’re here, but not posting much. Others have noticed too. It’s not just you. I hope to see you again, especially in one of the other forums. Salaam. Pax. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Llama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@The\_Llama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Llama)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/167 "2004-11-15T05:01:58Z")
> [@Rubystreak](#): > > Unless, that is, you don’t _want_ it to be over… I can see it now… the reverse stalking thread started by **Mehitabel** ; “Alde, stop stalking me to tell me to stop stalking you! you can’t be my 5th husband!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/168 "2004-11-15T15:52:23Z")
> [@Grey](#): > > Under a week, but hope spring eternal. 3 days, 6 hours, 29 minutes. We have a winner. ---
**Author:** ![Aldebaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Aldebaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aldebaran)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/169 "2004-11-19T13:44:33Z")
Since there is something going on at GD where Aldebaran is under heavy seduction to throw a stone in a silent pool of not-quite-logical-thinking US presence, I thought it useful to post a pre-emptive strike against an other potential stalking item for potential Aldebaran followers. Namely the referring to this thread to underscore disappointed outcries like: “You said you were gone… etc…” : 1. Yes, I admit here in writing that for now I decided to come back to my decision to deprive this message board from my useful presence. At this point I can already imagine the protests against my use of the word “useful”. Let me explain in a pre-emptive manner how unfounded such protests are: a) Some people seem to like to read my posts. They only now and then become vocal about that. b) Others like to attack my posts or my cyber-persona and are mostly very vocal about that. c) Hence I can rightfully conclude that I am at least able to entertain a rather divided and opposed spectrum of SDMB users. Nothing is so beneficial for a community of any kind then shared entertainment. d) This on itself makes me already a useful asset to the forums because of the inherent unifying factor (although that factor may be not directly visible to the superficial thinker). 2. I admit freely that this decision was influenced by the experience that the SDMB – despite some unanswered requests – provides for one of the better message boards on the internet(s). 3. As friend **duffer** came to remind me with an unseen display of cyberspace-friendship, there is no other place in the world where I can come to recruit potential terrorists adhering the Islamic faith. You really do not see any other message board on the internet(s) where there are so many Muslims present as active members. This is my secret driving factor behind my decision to keep on terrorizing the SDMB (In addition to the warm and cosy feeling that I am surrounded by Muslim brothers and sisters, all rallying to my cause.) 4. I could almost hear the sighs of relief that unavoidably had to be provoked among Administrators With Migraine (yes Lynn, I read your thread about it and as one who is visited by this now and then I could only feel a strong empathy for your pain) and Moderators with Tensed Nerves by my announcement that I was gone. Hence my apologies for not being gone yet (possibility of some strange occurrence of immediate banning not in calculated). 5.Reading again the posts Mehitabel made in this thread I only see her posting “conditions” and next I see a repeating of a post she made months ago about some homeless guy she knew. I did not understand that post the first time and have no clue about what it means today either. If talking about a homeless guy must imply that she means me… My only answer can be: ???… (Is she in this reasoning influenced by the idea that I am a poor orphan?) Maybe Mehitabel can explain the meaning/intention of that post to the English-Illiterate (not yet homeless) Orphan, especially since other readers seem to recognize in it some sort of inclination Mehitabel showed towards answering the requests in my OP in a positive manner. If so, then I send Mehitabel flowers to express on a friendly manner a sense of cease-fire, intending I shall have no hard feelings about this. And maybe this thread can be closed now? Salaam. A TMA ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/170 "2004-11-19T14:02:45Z")
Hruraah. He’s back! He’s back!!!1 Life has been dull and meaningless without you Aldebaran. You are the sun of my life, the star that guides me through the moonless night. I will, on behalf of all dopers (I’m sure), say. “You may a son of a bitch, but you are our son of a bitch.” I for one welcome our new Islamist overlords… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/171 "2004-11-19T14:31:10Z")
To get back to the question of the OP’s location, Everytime I see his user name I cannot help but think of Princess Leia’s home planet. Sorry, carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/172 "2004-11-19T14:34:34Z")
I can’t see what’s going on, exactly, but Debbie left and now he’s coming back or what? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/173 "2004-11-19T14:39:00Z")
**Aldebaran** , congratulations. It took long enough, but I think you are finally starting to understand this how this wacky place works. Cheers. ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/174 "2004-11-19T15:04:48Z")
> [@Aldebaran](#): > > I’ve made a lot of posts here and quite a few - especially those explaining Islam or its history - asked a lot of my time because I had to write them in this language. I came to appreciate a lot of the members and a lot of the input here. > I would prefer to leave this message board without having the memory a bitter taste of prejudice by its administration. You poor sweet martyr! There must be no end to our …I’m sorry…your suffering. :rolleyes: > [@Zoe](#): > > It does help if you are open-minded and a grownup and have no need to bully anyone. An awareness of the influence of cultural differences, whatever those cultures may be, is also helpful. I’m all these and I still find him a dimwitted, drama queen with an exhaustingly delusional self image. > [@trandalt](#): > > 3 days, 6 hours, 29 minutes. We have a winner. Yea Me! It’s already been a repeat performance and I was playing to lose of course. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/175 "2004-11-19T16:25:56Z")
> [@trandalt](#): > > 3 days, 6 hours, 29 minutes. We have a winner. Actually, I would like an official ruling. His first post, in which he said he was leaving forever, was at 11-11-2004 06:44 AM. It was followed by another two minutes later. Shouldn’t that be the Official Time? And if we start another pool on how long before he leaves again, dibs on five months. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/176 "2004-11-19T17:02:58Z")
I’m in for 10 weeks. That should put us past the Christmas lull and into the Iraq election and the US inauguration period. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/177 "2004-11-19T17:19:15Z")
> [@Aldebaran](#): > > maybe this thread can be closed now? Closed? If people would just stop replying, it would fall off the first page on its own. It already _had_ until you decided to bump it. ---
**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/178 "2004-11-19T17:38:23Z")
> [@Mehitabel](#): > > I can’t see what’s going on, exactly, but Debbie left and now he’s coming back or what? 😕 Is this an example of what value we can put on \*\*Mehitabel’\*\*s word?? Earlier in the thread she said > [@](#): > > When Debbie started this thread (Mojo’s nickname, I think it’s cute but **I’ll only use it once** ) Just couldn’t resist using this [girls] name to refer to Aldebaran, could you? Even though you **said** you **wouldn’t** use it again?? **Aldebaran** , I am glad to see you posting again. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/179 "2004-11-19T17:44:50Z")
> [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](#): > > Even though you **said** you **wouldn’t** use it again?? Are you sure she didn’t just mean she wouldn’t use it again in that one post? ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371/180 "2004-11-19T17:54:02Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > Closed? If people would just stop replying… Okay, I’ll stop replying… **If you’ll stop stalking me!!!**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mehitabel-i-am-married-start-stalking-someone-else/273371.md?page=10)