# Mel Gibson dials it up to 11 with new telephone recording.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 13, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490 "2010-07-13T03:07:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/501 "2010-07-19T14:25:17Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> For $30,000 per month, I’d let Mel throw a punch at me.

I’d even rent a baby to hold at the time.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/502 "2010-07-19T14:27:02Z")

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Would you blow him before the jacuzzi?

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/503 "2010-07-19T14:29:46Z")

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Even if she is the biggest gold digger in the world it doesn’t really matter.

It’s Mel on those tapes saying, nigger, wetback, cunt and putting people in rose bushes. Oh and smile and BLOOOOOOOW me.

He’s a fuckwit of the highest order. She may be as well but that doesn’t change what Mel is.

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/504 "2010-07-19T14:33:45Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Would you blow him before the jacuzzi?

If I had a cunt.

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**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/505 "2010-07-19T14:55:39Z")

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> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#):
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> If I had a cunt.

Not required 😃

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/506 "2010-07-19T15:37:02Z")

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Well… maybe for $35,000…

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/507 "2010-07-19T16:12:17Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> I’d even rent a baby to hold at the time.

Hell, I’d get a nanny and even adopt that baby.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/508 "2010-07-19T16:34:09Z")

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> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#):
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> Are you suuuuuuuuure about that? Absolutely, positively sure about that?

Well, he is now…

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/509 "2010-07-19T16:56:25Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Well, he is now…

You mean now that the page has been magically deleted since we brought it up? What are the odds of that the other “scumpup” guy, who lives in the same place as our Scummy, who is about the same age, has a daughter the same age, is divorced, and is in the same field as our dear friend would up and delete his MySpace? Man, what an odd coincidence!

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/510 "2010-07-19T17:00:51Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Would you blow him before the jacuzzi?

With all the money the shit-stain has, you think he could at least afford a [frog](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k) for the jacuzzi.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/511 "2010-07-19T17:07:18Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Do we have some evidence that she was either fucking him for money, or being dishonest about?

Did I say that? No, I simply defined what a golddigger was. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/512 "2010-07-19T17:17:32Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Well… maybe for $35,000…

How about for $5?

Now that we know what you are we’re just dickering over the price.  
;p  
[sub]Disclaimers:

1. Please note winky smiley, I am not actually calling Mr. Ekers a ho.
2. My post is not to be taken as participation in this thread. I just could not pass up a chance to use that quote.
3. Pun intended.  
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/513 "2010-07-19T17:18:43Z")

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(Damn editing time limit!)

I think one of the major problems in our society is that any time a woman is abused, if she’s not a “pure-as-the-driven-snow” saint, then she completely deserved what she got. It’s absolutely disgusting.  
I don’t care WHAT Oksana is, she’s a victim of abuse, and she didn’t deserve what happened to her. EVER. She shouldn’t have to prove she’s a saint for people to believe her.

**jtgain** , so you honestly wouldn’t say a word about a man who’s a millionaire just paying the bare minimum of child support while he’s out gallivanting off to big time parties and living a lavish lifestyle? You don’t think he should share that with his own child? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/514 "2010-07-19T17:19:21Z")

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> [@pinkyvee](#):
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> My husband goes to 12 step meetings.  
> He would occasionally see Mel.  
> Yesterday, my husband commented that he has not seen THE MEL in any meeting for well over a year.  
> That explains a lot.
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> The worst combo for an alcoholic is when resentment builds their entitlement.  
> A VERY dangerous combo.
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> Yeah, Mel is “in pain” … The pain of resentment + entitlement = rageaholism.
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> As is, Mel is very dangerous.  
> Not only to his mistress, and their daughter, but he is also a great threat to himself.
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> I hope he gets arrested. That is the best outcome for everyone, in my mind.

You do understand what the second ‘A’ in AA stand for right?

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/515 "2010-07-19T17:21:22Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> You mean now that the page has been magically deleted since we brought it up? What are the odds of that the other “scumpup” guy, who lives in the same place as our Scummy, who is about the same age, has a daughter the same age, is divorced, and is in the same field as our dear friend would up and delete his MySpace? Man, what an odd coincidence!

Maybe the other \*\*scumpup \*\*aggressively monitors the internet on an hourly basis, searching for any mention of his name. Imagine how hurt his feelings were when he discovered you meanies over that the Straight Dope started calling him bald and ugly. Hey, other scumpup, if you’re reading this, we’re all real sorry for making fun of your appearance. We’re sure you’re a nice guy.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/516 "2010-07-19T17:22:05Z")

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> [@Bambro](#):
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> You do understand what the second ‘A’ in AA stand for right?

She’s already been taken to task for this, admitted her error, and apologized.

> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Maybe the other \*\*scumpup \*\*aggressively monitors the internet on an hourly basis, searching for any mention of his name. Imagine how hurt his feelings were when he discovered you meanies over that the Straight Dope started calling him bald and ugly. Hey, other scumpup, if you’re reading this, we’re all real sorry for making fun of your appearance. We’re sure you’re a nice guy.

And we mean it: despite your level of attractiveness, your “loinspawn” is quite adorable.

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**Author:** ![villa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc79bd/32.png) [@villa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/villa)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/517 "2010-07-19T17:25:04Z")

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> [@jtgain](#):
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> And it gets better. Once Mel Gibson (as an example) pays that 30 grand a month to his ex-girlfriend, there is no legal requirement that SHE use the money to care for the child. She could provide the bare minimum for the child and use the rest to party on weekends while she hires a nanny to watch the kid. Are you suggesting that this money goes to the child somehow? Why doesn’t the law demand an accounting of this support to ensure that it goes to the child?

I am not a family lawyer, but I am pretty damn certain that the payer of the child support can demand an accounting of the support to ensure that it goes for the child’s benefit.

Now, child’s benefit is broader than some here (who seem to view the aim of the process as being to punish their ex rather than support their child) would have you believe. A court probably won’t see it in the interest of the child that the custodial parent is forced to only repair the roof over the child’s bedroom, leaving the parent’s bedroom full of leaks, and that the child should be well fed while the custodial parent must survive off trash pickings…

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**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/518 "2010-07-19T17:25:18Z")

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[quote=“DiosaBellissima, post:516, topic:546490”]

She’s already been taken to task for this, admitted her error, and apologized.

True.

When I saw her apology I attempted to edit my post but time had expired.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/519 "2010-07-19T19:24:05Z")

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> [@villa](#):
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> I am not a family lawyer, but I am pretty damn certain that the payer of the child support can demand an accounting of the support to ensure that it goes for the child’s benefit.
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> Now, child’s benefit is broader than some here (who seem to view the aim of the process as being to punish their ex rather than support their child) would have you believe. A court probably won’t see it in the interest of the child that the custodial parent is forced to only repair the roof over the child’s bedroom, leaving the parent’s bedroom full of leaks, and that the child should be well fed while the custodial parent must survive off trash pickings…

No, the custodial parent does not have to itemize and submit to the court or anybody else what the child support money goes for. Is the child housed, fed, and clothed? Then obviously money went to those things.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/520 "2010-07-19T21:12:51Z")

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> [@DiosaBellissima](#):
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> You mean now that the page has been magically deleted since we brought it up? What are the odds of that the other “scumpup” guy, who lives in the same place as our Scummy, who is about the same age, has a daughter the same age, is divorced, and is in the same field as our dear friend would up and delete his MySpace? Man, what an odd coincidence!

He deleted it? Priceless!

What a shitbag. First he dishes out childish insults based on looks then, when called out for being not so hot himself, he lies about it not being his page. Less than 24 hours later he deletes the page.

Good stuff.

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