# Mel Gibson dials it up to 11 with new telephone recording. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490 "2010-07-13T03:07:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/601 "2010-07-20T17:41:48Z")
So … crawl your cock, say you’re sucky and sorry your back? Oh no, wrong order. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/602 "2010-07-20T17:49:27Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > The better to suck dick before the jacuzzi for. . . . You folks keep talking about Mel getting his dick sucked before the jacuzzi like he’s the only one who deserves to get serviced. Won’t somebody think of the wild pack of niggers? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/603 "2010-07-20T17:52:30Z")
In that order! Oh man, he kills me. This crazy man called her a “moving violation.” That’s rich. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/604 "2010-07-20T19:17:07Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > He’s not even going to let you blow him, even if you bare your teeth willingly for him to knock out beforehand. Y’all can blow me if you want. Just smile and BLOOOOOOOWW me! ---
**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/605 "2010-07-20T19:33:08Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > In that order! Oh man, he kills me. This crazy man called her a “moving violation.” That’s rich. From her conk down to her shoes? ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/606 "2010-07-20T19:35:58Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > You folks keep talking about Mel getting his dick sucked before the jacuzzi like he’s the only one who deserves to get serviced. > > Won’t somebody think of the wild pack of niggers? They’re just NOT wild enough. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/607 "2010-07-20T22:25:05Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > Won’t somebody think of the wild pack of niggers? Actually it was “pack of wild niggers”. (Your way makes it sound racist.) ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/608 "2010-07-20T22:31:35Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > You folks keep talking about Mel getting his dick sucked before the jacuzzi like he’s the only one who deserves to get serviced. > > Won’t somebody think of the wild pack of niggers? That’s what the provocatively dressed women are for. You can read all about it in _Smile and Blow Me: The Mel Gibson Guide to Life and Relationships_. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/609 "2010-07-20T22:40:29Z")
Every last one of you attention whoring posters deserves to be raped. Raped and a kick up the ass. All of you ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/610 "2010-07-20T22:42:38Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Every last one of you attention whoring posters deserves to be raped. Raped and a kick up the ass. All of you Fine, but only if it’s a pack of niggers. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/611 "2010-07-20T22:45:14Z")
> [@torie](#): > > Fine, but only if it’s a pack of niggers. OMG you’re so demanding! LOOK HOW YOU MAKE ME ACT! You offend my femininity! MY BEING! MY SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/612 "2010-07-20T23:12:03Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > OMG you’re so demanding! LOOK HOW YOU MAKE ME ACT! You offend my femininity! MY BEING! MY SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! You need medication. No one will tell you that, **Sleeps**. Inclusive of your psychiatrist, who should send you to a neurologist. You’re a monster. I don’t care if you send one single pack of niggers my way ever again. I’m saving the life of this message board. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/613 "2010-07-20T23:28:13Z")
The sad thing is, the whole rant is just him begging pathetically for her to come back. He is begging. He is so angry and hurt that he doesn’t know how to just tell her he is sorry and that he wants her back. I’m not saying he loves her in any healthy way; clearly he doesn’t. He is a spoiled child crying for his toy. But I find it interesting that he wants THAT toy. He wasn’t able to just move on to a new model. He was still holding out an insane hope that she would spare him his pride, apologize, blow him and come home. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/614 "2010-07-20T23:34:34Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > He was still holding out an insane hope that she would spare him his pride, apologize, blow him and come home. In that order. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/615 "2010-07-21T00:02:40Z")
What about a wild pack of wild niggers? Huh?!?! HUH?!?! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/616 "2010-07-21T00:12:36Z")
She’s clearly racist _and_ speciesist. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/617 "2010-07-21T00:58:03Z")
I’ve sure seen an inordinant amount of the use of the word “n…s” Ya-all comfortable riding on Mel’s coattails ? What? Ya think you have permission ? Fuckin hypocrites ! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/618 "2010-07-21T01:32:04Z")
There are some few alcoholics who would be less likely to recover mental health through sobriety, than through a lateral move to heroin. Gibson is one of them. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/619 "2010-07-21T01:35:13Z")
He’s a wife beater with anger issues and she’s a manipulative golddigger that accepted that abuse, recorded proof of that abuse, held on to that proof and stuck around to blackmail him later on. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490/620 "2010-07-21T01:42:39Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > He’s a wife beater with anger issues and she’s a manipulative golddigger that accepted that abuse, recorded proof of that abuse, held on to that proof and stuck around to blackmail him later on. I’ve seen this parroted around and I’m curious about something. How is it blackmail if it’s being given away for free? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mel-gibson-dials-it-up-to-11-with-new-telephone-recording/546490.md?page=32)