# Melania is not in Superdude's top 50 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [October 4, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483 "2024-10-04T19:52:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/41 "2024-10-06T21:25:29Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Anze can go get bent. But he has two Lady Byngs! ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/42 "2024-10-06T22:41:31Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > > [@Ulfreida](#): > > > > She is somewhat distinguishable by her unfocused soulless stare, but only somewhat. > > The thing about it, it’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be livin’… until she marries you, and those black eyes roll over white. I remember using that quote about Stephen Miller awhile back. Trump sure knows how to pick 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2024, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/43 "2024-10-06T22:50:40Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > I remember using that quote about Stephen Miller awhile back. Trump sure knows how to pick 'em! Oh Lordy, you don’t think he’s trying to bang Stephen Miller too do you…? \< Brain Bleach \> ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/44 "2024-10-07T07:39:42Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > More like 49. To paraphrase a comment about art: She’s not attractive, she just _looks_ attractive. “Vapid” comes to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/45 "2024-10-07T13:55:03Z")
Whatever wierd plastic surgery (?) was involved to make her eyes look like permament slits didn’t do her any favours. They weren’t always like that. I’m not buying that it was simply the aging process. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/46 "2024-10-07T16:28:49Z")
That’s not plastic surgery. That’s just a permanent squint from having spent too much time in the proximity of the brilliance of Trump. (Kind of like staring at an eclipse!) ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/47 "2024-10-07T18:58:42Z")
It occurs to me there have been fewer than fifty First Ladies. No matter what JFK told his friends… ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/48 "2024-10-07T19:13:08Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Whatever wierd plastic surgery (?) was involved to make her eyes look like permament slits didn’t do her any favours. \< [Artist’s Conception](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLA203hD7C4) \> ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/49 "2024-10-07T19:23:18Z")
She’s [squinching](https://www.silberstudios.com/what-is-the-squinch-and-how-will-it-improve-your-portrait-photography/). And doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/50 "2024-10-07T19:30:28Z")
♫ Picture herself in a boat by Mar-A-Lago ♫ With tangerine trees and marmalade skies ♫ Somebody calls her, she answers quite slowly ♫ As a girl with those plasticine eyes ♫ Cellophane flowers of yellow and green ♫ Towering over her head ♫ Look for a girl with some thoughts in her eyes ♫ And she’s gone ♫ Melania’s been bribed with diamonds ♫ Melania’s been bribed with diamonds ♫ Melania’s been bribed with diamonds ♫ Ahhhhh… ♫ Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain ♫ Where golf cart old people eat marshmallow pies ♫ Everyone smiles as she drifts past dead flowers ♫ That grow so incredibly high ♫ Newspaper taxis appear on the shore ♫ Waiting to take her away ♫ She climbs in the back because Milton has clouds ♫ And she’s gone ♫ Melania’s been bribed with diamonds ♫ Melania’s been bribed with diamonds ♫ Melania’s been bribed with diamonds ♫ Ahhhhh… ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/51 "2024-10-07T19:32:28Z")
> [@Dr\_Paprika](#): > > It occurs to me there have been fewer than fifty First Ladies. No matter what JFK told his friends… Yeah, that was the joke I was trying to make. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/52 "2024-10-07T19:41:27Z")
I know you’re just making a joke, but we’ve had 57 women that served as First Ladies due to a variety of situations. These include nieces, sisters, daughters and several daughter-in-laws. John Tyler had a wife, his daughter-in-law and then a second wife. Cleveland had 2 different sisters before marrying Frances (the aforementioned 21 year old) his wife and first lady. Wilson had a Wife who passed, his daughter Margaret and then his second wife Edith who illegally took control of the presidency for a few years. > **[First Ladies of the United States - First Ladies National Historic Site (U.S....](https://www.nps.gov/fila/learn/historyculture/first-ladies.htm)** ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/53 "2024-10-07T20:11:52Z")
Thanks. Learned something today. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483/54 "2024-10-08T00:40:43Z")
I’ll second that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-is-not-in-superdudes-top-50/1008483.md?page=2)