# Melania Trump is a piece of shit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 22, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555 "2018-06-22T03:24:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/181 "2018-06-23T04:56:55Z")

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> [@Banquet\_Bear](#):
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> …I just fucking told you I’m not a US citizen. I’ve never been to the US. I live in the southern hemisphere. We’ve just finished electing a centre-left coalition government that is trying to undo nine years of disaster caused by a right-wing administration. Our Prime Minister has just had a baby, is taking six weeks off and our country couldn’t be prouder.
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> Do not demand that I fix your mess. The world has its own problems. Sort your own shit out. And stop asking people to “step up” when you have no fucking idea what they are doing in their personal life, and when we have no fucking idea what you are doing either.

You did say you are not a US citizen. My bad. So are you OK with US policy regarding immigrants?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/182 "2018-06-23T05:04:42Z")

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This is ridiculous.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/183 "2018-06-23T05:09:28Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> This is ridiculous.

True. You are up in the middle of night. I am too. How do we fix this?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/184 "2018-06-23T05:14:01Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> True. You are up in the middle of night. I am too. How do we fix this?

Not by blathering on and on an anonymous messageboard, or by attacking people who are on your side.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/185 "2018-06-23T05:24:06Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> So are you OK with US policy regarding immigrants?

…of course I am. Read any of my posts that I’ve made the last week and you will see that I’m a super-strong support of the Trump Administration. I’m an apologist-in-chief.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/186 "2018-06-23T05:34:07Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Not by blathering on and on an anonymous messageboard, or by attacking people who are on your side.

I don’t think you can understand.[Tom Petty does](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jBi8XfKzk0). I hope you have good speakers

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/187 "2018-06-23T05:36:21Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> You stupid fool. You should be freaking out-----if you want to call yourself civilized. I will check the news to see if someone in th GOP has fixed this mess. You should behave better than a Nazi.
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> I wonder if anyone real cares about you. I hope so.

I’m not a mod, nor do I play one on TV, but you need to calm the fuck down.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/188 "2018-06-23T05:43:08Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> What did you do? I contacted my senators and representative. I said please don’t support separating kids from their parents. Have you done the same?

[Here’s what I did.](https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/22/cruz-feinstein-immigration-663319)

And, yeah, I’m going to take a little bit of credit - this past week my daughter, her friends, and I started a phone campaign to the local offices of Ted Cruz and John Cornyn imploring them to show moral courage and join the Dems on this one issue.

5 people, about 60 calls, all on the same message (yes, I wrote scripts for the kids).

Today, this article appears.

So, when you can show some efficacy… beyond insulting people on a message board, I mean… come back here and tell us what _you_ did, little man.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/189 "2018-06-23T05:45:19Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> I’m not a mod, nor do I play one on TV, but you need to calm the fuck down.

No. It’s not OK that 2000 children are in prison. You need to be angry. It’s not ok.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/190 "2018-06-23T05:48:15Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> No. It’s not OK that 2000 children are in prison. You need to be angry. It’s not ok.

You are angry at us, child, because of nothing more than your projecting your feelings of personal helplessness and inadequacy upon us.

Some of us are not useless. Therefore, we don’t feel the need to belittle others to take our minds off our own failings.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/191 "2018-06-23T06:01:05Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> You are angry at us, child, because of nothing more than your projecting your feelings of personal helplessness and inadequacy upon us.
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> Some of us are not useless. Therefore, we don’t feel the need to belittle others to take our minds off our own failings.

Thank you! I appreciate you and your daughter’s efforts. Really thanks.  
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/192 "2018-06-23T06:06:48Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> I don’t think you can understand.[Tom Petty does](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jBi8XfKzk0). I hope you have good speakers

It takes a special kind of talent to start an anti-Trump thread on this board, and have it turn against them. Congratulations.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/193 "2018-06-23T06:11:15Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> It takes a special kind of talent to start an anti-Trump thread on this board, and have it turn against them. Congratulations.

You’re up in the middle of the night. I’d like to fix that. I don’t know how. But music helps.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/194 "2018-06-23T06:17:37Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> You’re up in the middle of the night. I’d like to fix that. I don’t know how. But music helps.

What does that have to do with how you’re fucking up your own thread?

Honestly, I can’t recall when I’ve seen someone screw up a Pitting this badly.

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**Author:** ![fervour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@fervour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fervour)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/195 "2018-06-23T06:24:49Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> What does that have to do with how you’re fucking up your own thread?
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> Honestly, I can’t recall when I’ve seen someone screw up a Pitting this badly.

Apparently you missed all of those people who aren’t ok with kids being in concentration camps.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/196 "2018-06-23T06:25:11Z")

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I know I, for one, need a nap.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/197 "2018-06-23T06:25:33Z")

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I mean, seriously, you’ve Pitted Melania over something that is clearly awful. Yet, on a board that is overwhelmingly anti-Trump, you’ve managed to turn the conversation away from Melania to what an asshole you are. I’m astonished.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/198 "2018-06-23T06:26:12Z")

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> [@fervour](#):
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> Apparently you missed all of those people who aren’t ok with kids being in concentration camps.

Who were the ones that were OK?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/199 "2018-06-23T06:32:15Z")

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I guess I missed the post where Fervour told us his detailed comms strategy? Anyone have a link?

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trump-is-a-piece-of-shit/816555/200 "2018-06-23T06:56:00Z")

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**fervour** needs to take a few pills to calm his fervour. What a bloody trainwreck dude…chill the fuck out.

Seriously.

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