# Melania Trump's nude photos in The New York Post **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [August 1, 2016, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431 "2016-08-01T03:06:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/21 "2016-08-01T16:50:10Z")
Note to self: see how much it would cost to secure the online rights to “artphoto [hub.com](http://hub.com)”. Might be one heckuva investment… ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/22 "2016-08-01T17:02:00Z")
More photos today. I do think Trump is behind it but I have no proof. Then again, it could all just be to sell papers. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/23 "2016-08-01T17:13:50Z")
The Post is just another rat leaving the sinking ship. I’m thoroughly convinced Donald does not want to be president. I expect him to call Jesus a loser soon. Then he’ll steal an American flag, wipe his ass with it, burn it, and say he’s going to ban football when he becomes president. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/24 "2016-08-01T18:10:03Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > The Post is just another rat leaving the sinking ship. I’m thoroughly convinced Donald does not want to be president. I expect him to call Jesus a loser soon. Then he’ll steal an American flag, wipe his ass with it, burn it, and say he’s going to ban football when he becomes president. And a large fraction of voters will still vote for him. They don’t care. He is their way of giving “the system” the finger. ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/25 "2016-08-01T19:17:36Z")
Does the right have a problem with Caucasian bare shoulders? I don’t know. I heard a report earlier that said that might be okay. I didn’t say it. I just mentioned what someone else said. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/26 "2016-08-01T20:20:37Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > Yes, seriously. > > fi·as·co > fēˈaskō/ > noun > noun: fiasco; plural noun: fiascos > > ``` > **a thing that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way.**"his plans turned into a fiasco" > > ``` > > Emphasis mine. I stand by my characterization. I object! Trump’s plans can’t _turn into_ something they were from the start! ---
**Author:** ![up\_the\_junction](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f1d935/32.png) [@up\_the\_junction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/up_the_junction)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/27 "2016-08-01T21:14:02Z")
when I saw the shots they reminded me of Debbie Harry’s set (of photos). Not that I’m suggesting she copied Debs or anything. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/28 "2016-08-01T21:16:31Z")
What is the thing where women in hot sexy photoshoots always look pissed off? Is it because they are hungry? Do a lot of guys find grumpy looking women to be sexy? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/29 "2016-08-01T21:21:16Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > What is the thing where women in hot sexy photoshoots always look pissed off? Is it because they are hungry? Do a lot of guys find grumpy looking women to be sexy? It’s an expression I call “aggressively vacuous”. I think the idea is to have them look like they desperately want something, but have no idea what. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/30 "2016-08-01T22:17:37Z")
Someone decided that looking happy and chill and lively while cavorting sexily is either too much like mass-market(ew) advertising or porn, so if you want artistic and stylish and upscale you should provide an utterly blank and unexpressive visage. Or else someone said at some point, “Let’s be honest, the models are cold and hungry and uncomfortable and they hate us for treating them like set props: let them look like it.” ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/31 "2016-08-01T22:22:37Z")
It just looks cooler. Did you ever see James Dean grinning like an idiot? ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2016, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/32 "2016-08-01T22:44:18Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > I object! Trump’s plans can’t _turn into_ something they were from the start! Now _that’s_ a fair criticism. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2016, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/33 "2016-08-02T20:43:53Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > What is the thing where women in hot sexy photoshoots always look pissed off? Resting object face. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/34 "2016-08-03T07:03:58Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > What is the thing where women in hot sexy photoshoots always look pissed off? Is it because they are hungry? Do a lot of guys find grumpy looking women to be sexy? She always looks like this. I thought it was too much botox, but maybe she always had that same blank, joyless face. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/35 "2016-08-03T07:45:26Z")
If your husband looked like Trump, wouldn’t you be joyless? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/36 "2016-08-03T16:35:13Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > And a large fraction of voters will still vote for him. > > They don’t care. He is their way of giving “the system” the finger. I can imagine his supporters shrugging off dissing Jesus and the flag, but FOOTBALL??? There are SOME THINGS with which these people WILL NOT FUCK. You might as well also suggest closing down the Anheuser-Busch and Miller corporations and eliminating their refreshing, beer-like products! ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/37 "2016-08-03T16:35:37Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > > [@elucidator](#): > > > > What is the thing where women in hot sexy photoshoots always look pissed off? Is it because they are hungry? Do a lot of guys find grumpy looking women to be sexy? > > She always looks like this. I thought it was too much botox, but maybe she always had that same blank, joyless face. She seems to keep her eyes frozen in a 20% squint. It seems like one of those Zoolander Blue Steel type things, a perma-affectation. It’s distracting as hell, and I always find myself wondering what she’d look like if she would drop her mask. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/38 "2016-08-03T16:44:20Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > It just looks cooler. Did you ever see James Dean grinning like an idiot? Yeah, but studies show that (straight) women find men more attractive when they don’t smile, while (straight) men find women more attractive when they do. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/39 "2016-08-03T16:54:02Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > Hey, whatever it takes to distract from his Khizr Khan fiasco. Who would have thought that the US would be saved by a man named Khizr Khan? ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2016, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431/40 "2016-08-03T17:29:32Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Who would have thought that the US would be saved by a man named Khizr Khan? There’s something perfectly delicious about it, isn’t there? Schadenfreude at its finest. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melania-trumps-nude-photos-in-the-new-york-post/761431.md?page=3)