# Melted Ice-An off(hockey) Season MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [June 28, 2010, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melted-ice-an-off-hockey-season-mmp/544748 "2010-06-28T03:55:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 27
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2010, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melted-ice-an-off-hockey-season-mmp/544748/27 "2010-06-28T15:20:36Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > 125 days till season start, 145 days til the first home game at the RBC. Anybody got suggestions on how to keep my self occupied till then? 1 - heavy drinking 2 - casual sex 3 - travel 4 - stamp collecting and then slitting your wrists because stamps are basically worthless 5 - amusement parks like Holiday World and Knoebels that have areas that are winter year round 6 - did heavy drinking get mentioned yet? 7 - weed. The garden, of course. What did you think I meant? 8 - listening to the summer breeze and the noise of the Pittsburgh Pirates sucking 9 - ever consider a motorcycle? By the time you heal it could be hockey season again! 10 - two words - the Dope! OK – from last week > [@Reaching Climax: More Than Just a Feeling MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/reaching-climax-more-than-just-a-feeling-mmp/543967/318): > > I know there’s a new MMP up, but I still can’t resist… It’s pronounced Throat-warbler Mangrove, of course! 😃 Your Python reminded me of a variation of an old Carlin routine I use in diners now and then when they are full and ask for your name: Hostess - Name please? Me - Prokryfka Hostess - Could you spell that? Me - S M I T H Hostess - Huh? Me - The S is silent and the rest of the letters don’t count. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/melted-ice-an-off-hockey-season-mmp/544748)._