# Members that register their (underage) kids. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 25, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638 "2008-12-25T08:35:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/41 "2008-12-25T15:33:23Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Why didn’t he pit this in 2002? If he wasn’t around in 2002 why does he even know about it or if he stumbled across it shrug it off as “crazy 2002 posts”?😕 Chill, Sparky. It was just mentioned [today](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10614147&postcount=16). There’s plenty of good reasons to heap scorn on the OP without making shit up. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/42 "2008-12-25T15:33:48Z")
Would someone please register a fucking zygote already and take the heat off **Doors** and **Ms. Robin**? Thanks. Actually, any kind of gote will do. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/43 "2008-12-25T15:35:46Z")
I’m single, but I’ll register a sperm cell, if that’ll help. Say hello to **Q-Sperm 3,093,831,190**! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/44 "2008-12-25T15:43:01Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Methinks Punintentional should pull his panties out of his ass and [sober up](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=498670). Obviously, bad things have happened to his brain. Hmm. That Doper really is a doper, and then some. Remember what Nancy said, all you kid and hep cats, don’t do drugs or you’ll end up like **punintentional**. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/45 "2008-12-25T15:46:00Z")
> [@Punintentional](#): > > It’s against the rules Ah, your just jealous because Cecil never welcomed you to the Boards. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/46 "2008-12-25T15:49:48Z")
> [@Punintentional](#): > > Don’t you get it? > I find it really fucking silly that you felt the fact that you and your bride who belonged to the same message board had had a son, needed commemorating. Apparently you are [considering](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=499007) becoming a parent as well. I can assure you that if you and your partner become parents you will also find things about your child worth commemorating in small and silly ways. God help your child if you are _not_ one of THOSE parents. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/47 "2008-12-25T15:49:52Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Chill, Sparky. It was just mentioned [today](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10614147&postcount=16). There’s plenty of good reasons to heap scorn on the OP without making shit up. Ahh the stumbled upon scenario. Still. It was 6 fucking years ago. I pit the spanish inquisition! Fucking assholes. Man did I ever tell you how much I hate that Andrew Jackson? Oh oh and Nero! That wanker fiddled while Rome burned they say. Don’t forget Archaeopteryx. Those bastards had to evolve flight so they could crap on our cars. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/48 "2008-12-25T15:51:23Z")
And I hope you get past your druggie phase before you make that choice if you do. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/49 "2008-12-25T16:07:23Z")
If he does have a child, at least intelligent posts might start appearing under his username in a few years if the little punner gets ahold of his password. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/50 "2008-12-25T16:22:51Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > People find the weirdest, trivial shit to get upset about. It occurs to me that somebody stands to make a mint by selling pre-bunched panties–think of the market! > [@Muffin](#): > > I am not aware of any rule against cats or dogs posting, but remember that they must be at least 13 years old. For example, [my cat **Buddy** (NSFW)](http://my.tbaytel.net/culpeperlaw/20061231162110000.jpg) could make more intelligent posts than **Punintentional** , but he does not post because he is only two and a half years old. That cat has about THE coolest fur pattern I’ve ever seen! He looks like a marble cake! Buddy can post any time he wants, for all of me… ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/51 "2008-12-25T16:27:05Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Would someone please register a fucking zygote already and take the heat off **Doors** and **Ms. Robin**? Thanks. > > Actually, any kind of gote will do. I just registered the sparkle in my husband’s eye. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/52 "2008-12-25T16:28:00Z")
I’m thinking of registering my hamster. I figure he is part of the in crowd already. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/53 "2008-12-25T16:28:16Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > It occurs to me that somebody stands to make a mint by selling pre-bunched panties–think of the market! Wanna be partners? We’ll make a killing! Robin ---
**Author:** ![Brandon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f08c70/32.png) [@Brandon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brandon)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/54 "2008-12-25T16:29:34Z")
I couldn’t care less one way or the other if some kid is registered, but why not sack the fuck up and mention them specifically in the first few posts. Just because it’s Christmas don’t mean you got to dance around the names like a sugarplum fairy. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/55 "2008-12-25T16:32:40Z")
> [@Brandon](#): > > I couldn’t care less one way or the other if some kid is registered, but why not sack the fuck up and mention them specifically in the first few posts. I think **Intentionally Dumb** thought it was just one example of a common occurrence here. Since he’s [del]an idiot[/del] new, he can perhaps be excused for his ignorance. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/56 "2008-12-25T16:34:21Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Wanna be partners? We’ll make a killing! > > Robin You betcha! You bring the money, I’ll bring the moxie–that’s fair, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/57 "2008-12-25T16:35:53Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > You betcha! You bring the money, I’ll bring the moxie–that’s fair, right? 😃 I like you. You’re funny. 😃 Robin ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/58 "2008-12-25T16:43:34Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > I like you. You’re funny. 😃 > > Robin Why, thank you ma’am! _curtsies_ I’ve considered encouraging my twelve year old grandson to sign up here but now that I see I’d’ve exposed myself to the wrath of the OP I’m ever so glad I didn’t. My, he’d be miffed at that, to be sure… Maybe he needs to change his username to “Miffy Mittens” on account of that would be awesome! Not to mention a stellar example of “truth in advertising.” ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/59 "2008-12-25T16:55:34Z")
I always thought it was traditional to pit Baby Jesus on Christmas Day, not Baby Doors. Unless the Doors’ have a very special secret that they’re not letting on ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/60 "2008-12-25T16:56:47Z")
Uh-uh. Doors ain’t Joseph, my name ain’t Mary, and there was no Immaculate Conception. Robin [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638.md?page=4)