# Members that register their (underage) kids. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 25, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638 "2008-12-25T08:35:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/61 "2008-12-25T17:04:48Z")
Well, duh. I’d naturally expect the circumstances of the Second Coming to be different. What I wanna know is: [ul] [li]Have you noticed little footprints _on_ the bath water?[/li][li]Does your faucet ever give you any Gallo products?[/li][li]Are there any unexplained loaves or fishes laying about?[/li][li]At any time shortly after his birth, did you get visited by a small group of pretty smart dudes?[/li][li]Has anyone you thought was dead suddenly turned out not to be?[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/62 "2008-12-25T17:07:10Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Well, duh. I’d naturally expect the circumstances of the Second Coming to be different. What I wanna know is: > [ul] > [li]Have you noticed little footprints _on_ the bath water?[/li][li]Does your faucet ever give you any Gallo products?[/li][li]Are there any unexplained loaves or fishes laying about?[/li][li]At any time shortly after his birth, did you get visited by a small group of pretty smart dudes?[/li][li]Has anyone you thought was dead suddenly turned out not to be?[/li][/ul] No to most of these. We were visited by a small group of pretty smart dudes. But I’m pretty sure they were Dopers and not wise men. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/63 "2008-12-25T17:18:28Z")
**Baby Doors** is six already? Damn. (Oh, and back off of **Airman** and **Robyn** , **Punintentional**. They, unlike you, provide value to the boards. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/64 "2008-12-25T17:19:01Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > We were visited by a small group of pretty smart dudes. But I’m pretty sure they were Dopers and not wise men. Dopers !=Wise men? Color me 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/65 "2008-12-25T17:23:15Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Dopers !=Wise men? Color me 😕 Well, it only counts if they each brought a cheap present, except one dude who just HAD to show off. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/66 "2008-12-25T17:30:27Z")
We have a [**zygote**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) registered here as well. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/67 "2008-12-25T18:06:27Z")
Awww. Bomb Bay Doors. That’s cute! Merry Christmas, Airman, Robyn. Merry Christmas, Bombs. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/68 "2008-12-25T18:13:35Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Uh-uh. Doors ain’t Joseph, my name ain’t Mary, and there was no Immaculate Conception. > > Robin IIRC, you are Jewish… Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/69 "2008-12-25T18:51:22Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Dopers !=Wise men? Color me 😕 Well, the ones who visited were wise guys. Besides, the Wise Men were apparently astrologers and magicians, and you know we Dopers don’t go for that kind of hooey. Robin ---
**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/70 "2008-12-25T19:09:17Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > For example, [my cat **Buddy** (NSFW)](http://my.tbaytel.net/culpeperlaw/20061231162110000.jpg) could make more intelligent posts than **Punintentional** , but he does not post because he is only two and a half years old. How is that NSFW? WHAT GOES ON IT THAT PICTURE? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/71 "2008-12-25T19:19:06Z")
> [@Myrnalene](#): > > How is that NSFW? > WHAT GOES ON IT THAT PICTURE? It involves some tongue action and a dog. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/72 "2008-12-25T19:21:15Z")
> [@Myrnalene](#): > > How is that NSFW? > WHAT GOES ON IT THAT PICTURE? They are kissing. Some of the offenderati might consider that inter-species bestiality – hey, one would have thought that registering the Dope’s first baby, with the blessing of Tuba and Cecil, would not have offended anyone, but apparently it did, so I thought (tongue in cheek) that I had better post a warning with the kitty pic. Actually, Buddy has a couple of girlfriends – the one in the pic, which is the neighbour’s German shepherd, and also the neighbour’s neighbour’s German shepherd. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/73 "2008-12-25T19:21:16Z")
> [@Myrnalene](#): > > How is that NSFW? It’s a sly dog tonguing some hairy pussy. ---
**Author:** ![vison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e47774/32.png) [@vison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vison)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/74 "2008-12-25T20:11:18Z")
> [@FarmerChick](#): > > I vote this the stupidest pitting of 2008. > > Merry Christmas Dopers! The year isn’t over - but I think it’s a winner, all right. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/75 "2008-12-25T21:19:28Z")
> [@Punintentional](#): > > Im pitting any member who registers their underage kid on the SDMB. > It’s against the rules, and it’s fucking lame. Don’t worry son, your balls will eventually drop, your voice will break and give it a year or two your dad might even show you how to shave! Then there is this whole scary world of girls! I don’t recommend it really, because sometimes you can touch a girl’s bits and then there is a baby. Uuuugh!!! But then you might grow up you useless fucking tool and realise that parents love their children. I’ve never seen that thread before, but I thought it was sweet and cute as anything - imagine! Parent’s who are happy about their kid! Young Master Doors, even right now, will be a better and more thoughtful poster than you have demonstrated in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/76 "2008-12-26T01:15:54Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I just registered the sparkle in my husband’s eye. Wins the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/77 "2008-12-26T02:18:33Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Would someone please register a fucking zygote already and take the heat off **Doors** and **Ms. Robin**? Thanks. I’m typing this with my cock, if that helps any. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/78 "2008-12-26T03:00:50Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > I’m typing this with my cock, if that helps any. Sure, it helps me identify a dick when I see one…:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/79 "2008-12-26T03:04:49Z")
> [@Scissorjack](#): > > I’m typing this with my cock, if that helps any. Hmm. Strangely enough, it _does_ help. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/80 "2008-12-26T03:19:11Z")
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