# Members that register their (underage) kids. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 25, 2008, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638 "2008-12-25T08:35:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/81 "2008-12-26T04:51:38Z")
Coupla years ago I registered my penis as a member. Then one day when putting a sock over it, I realized that was a mistake. ---
**Author:** ![AngryIrishLass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@AngryIrishLass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngryIrishLass)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/82 "2008-12-26T04:52:38Z")
…and here I thought a 14month post action pitting was stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Sami41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Sami41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sami41)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/83 "2008-12-26T13:08:40Z")
> [@Punintentional](#): > > I find it really fucking silly that you felt the fact that you and your bride who belonged to the same message board had had a son, needed commemorating. > > . In my hometown newspaper last week 5 (FIVE!) births were commemorated. And 2 engangements, a wedding, a 50th anniversery, a 25th anniversery and 9 deaths were announced. Also, two local bands had shows locally, every school had some sort of Holiday Play, the high school hosted a basketball tournament and the Elks club held a food drive. I will write a letter to the editor tomorrow to bitch about all the community news coverage. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/84 "2008-12-26T19:38:51Z")
I’ve never said this before but… LAMEST PITTING EVER. **Punintentional** , I’ve never noticed you on the boards before, but I can assure you I will associate you with twattery when and if I see your posts in the future. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/85 "2008-12-26T21:08:18Z")
> [@FarmerChick](#): > > I vote this the stupidest pitting of 2008. > > Merry Christmas Dopers! I’m sorry, but I’m fairly sure my Pitting of \*\*lissener \*\*a few months back was dumber than this, and I refuse to surrender the dunce hat. How about “the pit thread most revealing of the author’s lack of a life”? ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/86 "2008-12-26T21:42:40Z")
> [@Ruby](#): > > Sure, it helps me identify a dick when I see one…:rolleyes: Oh, but the thrill when I get to hit “Submit” with it. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/87 "2008-12-27T00:41:44Z")
My cat Vladimir would be old enough to post. He’s fifteen! But for me to register him he’d have to pony up the money, and I don’t think he has it. Tobermory is almost old enough, at 12-1/2. But Attila will have to wait a long time, he’s only 1-1/2. I think any of them would be smarter than the OP, who it appears has bowed out because his rant turned against him. Wuss. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/88 "2008-12-27T00:44:40Z")
But, are those their ages in _cat years_? ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/89 "2008-12-27T00:45:18Z")
I tried not to say it but it’s “Members who . . .” ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/90 "2008-12-27T02:34:31Z")
> [@bbs2k](#): > > Post all you want about your zits, your bowel regulaity > … > I’ll eat it all up. ::vomits:: ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/91 "2008-12-27T02:36:27Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > But for me to register him he’d have to pony up the money, and I don’t think he has it. He doesn’t have $0.00? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/92 "2008-12-27T03:49:23Z")
Well, Vladimir obviously doesn’t want to see the ads. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/93 "2008-12-27T04:27:46Z")
> [@Kat](#): > > Well, Vladimir obviously doesn’t want to see the ads. Why? Because they’re in colour? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/94 "2008-12-27T05:00:32Z")
Because he’s a cat, and ads are for lesser beings, like dogs. Or humans. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Punintentional](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9de0a6/32.png) [@Punintentional](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punintentional)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/95 "2008-12-27T05:25:36Z")
Just dropping in to say Marley is hot on my tail. I’ll be back… again. ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/96 "2008-12-27T05:43:01Z")
> [@Punintentional](#): > > Just dropping in to say Marley is hot on my tail. > I’ll be back… again. Is this an admission of sock puppetry or did Marley tell you to stop trolling, and you figured you’d let us know that you’ll troll again later? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638/97 "2008-12-27T05:46:46Z")
> [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](#): > > Is this an admission of sock puppetry or did Marley tell you to stop trolling, and you figured you’d let us know that you’ll troll again later? Nope, he was admitting to socks and trolling. He’s been banned. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/members-that-register-their-underage-kids/478638.md?page=4)