# Membership Renewal **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 18, 2007, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588 "2007-04-18T07:05:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/41 "2007-04-22T05:12:18Z")
From my reading experience, '99ers have the perfect amount of experience to post with maturity on virtually any subject. Whereas the old AOL’ers tend to be quite elderly and prone to Alzheimers. This is a completely objective and unbiased opinion, of course. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/42 "2007-04-22T05:16:09Z")
Hey now! I’m a college kid! _cough_… 35 but still…college! ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/43 "2007-04-22T05:27:30Z")
Isn’t it awfully late for you to be up, Granny? [sub]Let the record show in tiny type that I’m a few years older than you.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/44 "2007-04-22T05:39:44Z")
Byooootch! Bring it on! _takes out dentures, puts dukes up_ ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/45 "2007-04-22T13:08:15Z")
What a strange thread. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/46 "2007-04-22T13:34:18Z")
[QUOTE=Una Persson] What a strange thread. [/QUOTE] Even by SDMB standards. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/47 "2007-04-22T14:07:42Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Even by SDMB standards. [/QUOTE] 😕 We have standards? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/48 "2007-04-22T14:12:08Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] 😕 We have standards? [/QUOTE] well, they’re pretty low (think limbo) but they’re there. (note correct usage of “they’re” and “there” for example) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/49 "2007-04-22T15:14:19Z")
“God is a Myth,” “God love you,” and “Oshawa Impaired Lawyer.” I don’t think I’ll ever see a more perfect blend of google ads. Sorry, got distracted by the randomness. What were we talking about again? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/50 "2007-04-22T15:21:58Z")
[QUOTE=featherlou] Sorry, got distracted by the randomness. What were we talking about again? [/QUOTE] **Quasi** ’s back. So there is no turn that this thread could take which would surprise me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/51 "2007-04-22T16:49:14Z")
Somebody could run around naked… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/52 "2007-04-22T16:54:18Z")
What’s a lensman and why would you want to be one? ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/53 "2007-04-22T16:58:56Z")
…someone who makes a living…um…burning ants…? ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/54 "2007-04-22T17:17:23Z")
[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical] What’s a lensman and why would you want to be one? [/QUOTE] Pangalactic DEA. Free Thionite from the evidence locker. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/55 "2007-04-22T18:22:55Z")
[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical] What’s a lensman and why would you want to be one? [/QUOTE] Key concept: “Wide open two way” at the Grand Ball. 'nuff said. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588/56 "2007-04-22T21:05:15Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan] Key concept: “Wide open two way” at the Grand Ball. 'nuff said. 😃 [/QUOTE] Somehow, you made that sound completely dirty. How’d you do dat? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/membership-renewal/400588.md?page=2)