# Memes!.... In Other Words.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 29, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261 "2011-06-29T14:36:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/21 "2011-06-30T15:32:02Z")

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I am not going to forfeit you. I will not diasappoint you. I will not move swiftly to places to get away from you. I won’t instill tears in your eyes. There will be no time when I say farewell. I will not tell falsehoods and injure you.

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/22 "2011-06-30T19:11:51Z")

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Your tale is both fascinating and relevant; and I appreciate you taking the time to share it with me, my brother.

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/23 "2011-06-30T19:13:00Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> I am not going to forfeit you. I will not diasappoint you. I will not move swiftly to places to get away from you. I won’t instill tears in your eyes. There will be no time when I say farewell. I will not tell falsehoods and injure you.

See, this is great, because I spent a few minutes pondering it. And then the answer hit me, and it was like it happened all over again.

Well played.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/24 "2011-06-30T19:38:48Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> I am not going to forfeit you. I will not diasappoint you. I will not move swiftly to places to get away from you. I won’t instill tears in your eyes. There will be no time when I say farewell. I will not tell falsehoods and injure you.

Took me about 30 seconds, then it kind of just rolled into my mind.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/25 "2011-06-30T19:47:15Z")

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Your philosophy is interesting to me, and I wish to receive it in written form.

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**Author:** ![xkit0katx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/50afbb/32.png) [@xkit0katx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xkit0katx)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/26 "2011-06-30T20:10:49Z")

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I find your ideas fascinating, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

In the country formerly known as the USSR, the expectation that certain things happen in a certain order are reversed to comedic affect.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/27 "2011-06-30T20:17:50Z")

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> [@JSexton](#):
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> See, this is great, because I spent a few minutes pondering it. And then the answer hit me, and it was like it happened all over again.
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> Well played.

😃

Rick Roll’d squared!

But yes. Me too.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/28 "2011-06-30T20:26:52Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> Guys, I think what **Meeko** was aiming for was the Invisible Idiot riddle format (so named for an apocryphal tale of a translator who rendered “Out of sight, out of mind” as “invisible idiot”).
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> It’s a bit like verbal charades–you provide clues that are either equivalent to the target word, or are equivalent to something that _sounds_ like the target word; there can be more than one clue per word. The standard format separates clues that are part of a single word by a comma, with a semicolon between sets of clues for a different word. Generally, you pick a theme for a set of riddles (which you may or may not choose to reveal). In this case the theme is apparently “Memes”, though I’m not familiar with any internet meme that matches **Meeko** ’s clues.
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> Here’s an easy example:
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> deep guitar, intended; feline

The catchphrase of a Meme, As written by the Government [Any Government] had to write a 10 page report about it. Also Exospeak Gag / Buffy Speak.

Mine was [Pickle Suprirse](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4). You’ve been Warned. – But yes, it’s a “fossil” as well.

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/29 "2011-06-30T20:30:14Z")

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“It would be immediately identical to a long, one story building with adjacent retail and service establishments.” (Attention, Attention)

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/30 "2011-06-30T20:32:02Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> I am not going to forfeit you. I will not diasappoint you. I will not move swiftly to places to get away from you. I won’t instill tears in your eyes. There will be no time when I say farewell. I will not tell falsehoods and injure you.

Yeah, I’m gonna outright steal this, and post it to my Facebook. For the reason JSexton made.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/31 "2011-06-30T21:06:07Z")

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I look lasciviously, Oy, at the the cousins and such of Mrs. Aniston!

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/32 "2011-07-01T00:42:31Z")

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> [@JSexton](#):
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> Your tale is both fascinating and relevant; and I appreciate you taking the time to share it with me, my brother.

Cool story, bro!

Perpetually solitary.

Joe

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/33 "2011-07-01T02:35:28Z")

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Was ‘perpetually solitary’ a hint? I’m so wonewy?

Can anyone explain to me the wonderful mystery of a new human life?

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/34 "2011-07-01T03:06:40Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Was ‘perpetually solitary’ a hint? I’m so wonewy?
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> Can anyone explain to me the wonderful mystery of a new human life?

Yes, a hint.

Perpetually… solitary.

And, how is babby formed?

Joe

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/35 "2011-07-01T03:25:04Z")

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> [@JSexton](#):
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> Your tale is both fascinating and relevant; and I appreciate you taking the time to share it with me, my brother.

Dammit, I was going to do Cool story, bro.

Also, MaxTorque, I don’t believe Chewie ate your balls…it was totally Mr T.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/36 "2011-07-01T13:52:16Z")

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> [@xkit0katx](#):
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> In the country formerly known as the USSR, the expectation that certain things happen in a certain order are reversed to comedic affect.

In the Soviet Union \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_'s you!

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/37 "2011-07-01T16:36:40Z")

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> [@Tengu](#):
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> Also, MaxTorque, I don’t believe Chewie ate your balls…it was totally Mr T.

My god…it’s amazing how many fricking [Tripod and Angelfire pages](http://dir.yahoo.com/entertainment/humor/tasteless/ate_my_balls/?skw=ate+my+balls) are still out there…

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/38 "2011-07-01T19:49:23Z")

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To continue the game (though there are several up thread yet to be solved) here’s this:

Hero and the terror.

And c’mon “perpetually solitary” is forever alone. That’s too easy.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2011, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/39 "2011-07-02T00:38:14Z")

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You may not have the object in question. It does not belong to you.

GAINING THE UPPER HAND!!!

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**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/40 "2011-07-03T20:07:52Z")

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> [@Meeko](#):
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> “It would be immediately identical to a long, one story building with adjacent retail and service establishments.” (Attention, Attention)

It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini mall! (Hey hey!)  
Your choice of verbiage and syntax connotes an effeminate quality to your person indicative of non-heteronormative tendencies. Furthermore, a coprological analysis reveals a deficiency of three standard deviations in the contents of your sigmoid colon.

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