# Memes!.... In Other Words.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 29, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261 "2011-06-29T14:36:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/41 "2011-07-03T20:45:42Z")

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> [@Roland\_Orzabal](#):
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> It’s just like, it’s just like, a mini mall! (Hey hey!)  
> Your choice of verbiage and syntax connotes an effeminate quality to your person indicative of non-heteronormative tendencies. Furthermore, a coprological analysis reveals a deficiency of three standard deviations in the contents of your sigmoid colon.

You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded.

The person who created this thread prefers sexual activity with members of the same sex as himself.

Joe

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**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/42 "2011-07-05T02:32:31Z")

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OP is a newfag?

Unfortunately, a recent avocation has ended in a poor result for you.

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/43 "2011-07-05T03:18:25Z")

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FAIL

(or is that too generic and you’re looking for something more specific?)  
Ah, so it’s a human-killing beam weapon, in the Depression-era style?

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**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/44 "2011-07-05T03:56:30Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> FAIL
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> (or is that too generic and you’re looking for something more specific?)
> 
> …

I am in fact looking for something more specific.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/45 "2011-07-05T06:24:53Z")

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I am not attracted to people of both genders, I am in a state of Double Victory.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/46 "2011-07-05T07:54:10Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> Ah, so it’s a human-killing beam weapon, in the Depression-era style?

1920s style death ray !

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/47 "2011-07-05T08:56:09Z")

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> [@Kobal2](#):
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> 1920s style death ray !

We’ve “crossed the beams” on the memes, gone on to eating our own, I see…

In a list, the tertiary candidate should acknowledge amorphous hydrated silica.

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**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2011, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/48 "2011-07-05T10:16:05Z")

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Hi Opal!

Avant garde Grimalkin has concerns regarding the clarity of your indepenence. (not an SD meme)  
Yes I am using a thesaurus, why do you ask?..

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**Author:** ![Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/cc9497/32.png) [@Capt.Ridley\_s\_Shooting\_Party](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/49 "2011-07-06T21:26:57Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> Yes, a hint.
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> Perpetually… solitary.
> 
> And, how is babby formed?
> 
> Joe

Clearly a Redditor. Forever alone.

You collection of bounders and cads. I’m aware of the origins, as I have located you. I know who you are, and you will be reported to the Internet police … if you approach my female offspring, effects will change.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/50 "2011-07-07T14:16:55Z")

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The designation by which I am known is \<name\>, you extinguished the biological and cellular process of my male parental unit, ready yourself for the termination of your biological electrochemical processes

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**Author:** ![xkit0katx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/50afbb/32.png) [@xkit0katx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xkit0katx)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2011, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/51 "2011-07-07T14:29:58Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> The designation by which I am known is \<name\>, you extinguished the biological and cellular process of my male parental unit, ready yourself for the termination of your biological electrochemical processes

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.  
Hello friend, I have been informed that you enjoy four wheeled internal combustion engine powered vehicles, so in order to facilitate your maximum enjoyment myself and my cohorts inserted a new four wheeled internal combustion engine powered vehicle into your existing four wheeled internal combustion engine powered vehicle, in order that you may propel yourself while simultaneously propelling.

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**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/52 "2011-07-08T12:32:53Z")

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I heard you like cars, so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive.

Sadly, Bart Simpson’s best friend can’t play in this game.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/53 "2011-07-08T18:49:48Z")

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I’d like to point at that the subject of your conundrum is indeed the very same narrative which drives the humorous conclusion!

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/54 "2011-07-13T01:56:46Z")

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Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles  
Agaricus bisporus Agaricus bisporus!  
…  
Ahh! Serpentes! It’s a serpentes!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/55 "2011-07-13T07:53:19Z")

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I respond to the title of[Name Redacted] You provided the sperm that resulted in my creation. Wait for your existanc to cease.

I am designated as [Name Redacted]. I inseminated your mother. Get ready for metabolic shutdown.

Greetings, I am known as [NAME REDACTED] I ended the existence of my closest male ancestor and had carnal knowledge with my distaff progenitor. I wish to self terminate.

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/56 "2011-07-13T20:31:29Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles Meles meles  
> Agaricus bisporus Agaricus bisporus!  
> …  
> Ahh! Serpentes! It’s a serpentes!

Badger badger badger badger … mushroom mushroom … Snake!

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/57 "2011-07-14T21:40:32Z")

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> [@GargoyleWB](#):
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> I’d like to point at that the subject of your conundrum is indeed the very same narrative which drives the humorous conclusion!

Nelson Muntz’s “Haw haw”?

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**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/58 "2011-07-14T21:47:55Z")

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Since I got **gonzoron’s** , I might as well submit one:

You need to ensconce your female spouse, cover up your offspring, shield your male spouse.

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**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/59 "2011-07-14T23:28:42Z")

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"hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ everybody out here.”

I’m still waiting on

Unfortunately, a recent avocation has ended in a poor result for you.

I don’t think it’s that hard

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memes-in-other-words/587261/60 "2011-07-26T20:26:32Z")

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> [@Jaguars](#):
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> Unfortunately, a recent avocation has ended in a poor result for you.

You’re fired.

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