# Memorable advertising jingles for defunct products **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 29, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212 "2007-11-29T19:33:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![georgewinter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5ac83/32.png) [@georgewinter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/georgewinter)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/101 "2011-01-12T15:11:16Z")
> [@SirRay](#): > > I think it was > “You’re driving down the road in the dead of night > When up ahead is a terrible sight > You hit the brakes, but they’re not all there > And you miss this one by only a hair” > And it ended “Great Shocks, Great Brakes, Great Bear” - so maybe they had 2 jingles > Lets add to this Zombie: > “You start to live, when you learn to drive” > “You start to have fun, when you used to have none” > > And this > “226-0841 = the honeymoon hotline, for honey-moon fun” > (Google indicates that one was Pocono Gardens lodge - and I did get the phone number right without googling first!) > > And …I didn’t see this one either in 2007 or today, but it sort of lives on in Seinfeld: > “Nobody beats the Wiz - nobody beats the Wiz” “you’re driving down the highway in the dead of night…when up ahead is a terrible sight…so you hit the brakes and they’re not all there…and you miss this one by only a hair…you drive away, but your hands still shake, and you say to yourself…gonna fix them brakes. You drive a little slow and you take a little care…won’t happen again till you get to Great Bear” ---
**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2011, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/102 "2011-01-12T22:24:19Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > A local auto dealer’s “jingle” consisted entirely of driving directions: > > “Pete Ellis Dodge, Long Beach Freeway, Firestone Exit, South Gate. > Pete Ellis Doge, Long Beach Freeway, Firestone Exit, South Gate.” > > Pete Ellis Dodge has been gone for decades, but I can still drive to where it used to be. This was the one with the bouncing ball! I remember it, too! ---
**Author:** ![Blisters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Blisters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blisters)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/103 "2011-01-13T00:26:23Z")
> [@TWDuke](#): > > A local auto dealer’s “jingle” consisted entirely of driving directions: > > “Pete Ellis Dodge, Long Beach Freeway, Firestone Exit, South Gate. > Pete Ellis Doge, Long Beach Freeway, Firestone Exit, South Gate.” > > Pete Ellis Dodge has been gone for decades, but I can still drive to where it used to be. or if you lived in the Bay Area instead of Southern California Pete Ellis Dodge, 1095 West El Camino Real, Sunnyvale! MORE of an earworm, even thirty odd years later was Cal Worthington (and his dog Spot… ) If you want a car or truck go see Cal If you want to save a buck go see Cal If you want your payments low and you want to save some dough GO SEE CAL GO SEE CAL GO SEE CAL! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/QOsLdT4slsk/hqdefault.jpg "go see cal") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOsLdT4slsk) ---
**Author:** ![Noel\_Prosequi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@Noel\_Prosequi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noel_Prosequi)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/104 "2011-01-13T03:29:23Z")
Great 70s ad in Oz was for Uncle Sam spray-on unisex deodorant. Upbeat jingle to the lyrics (from memory): You need Uncle Sam, you need Uncle Sam Let’s get together with the Stars and Stripes can! The perfect protection for fellas and girls, And under your arm is the top of the world! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/105 "2011-01-13T04:18:18Z")
> [@Blisters](#): > > MORE of an earworm, even thirty odd years later was Cal Worthington (and his dog Spot… ) Hammered into my head, of course. I often think of a 70s-era jingle for another dealer: _Dick Irwin, what a great, great guy!_ Seems it made an impression on [this guy](http://www.grahameagle.com/artlg.php?xyz=20&uvw=28&stuno=2&shwdesc=1), too. Or, he accepted the commission. ---
**Author:** ![M60TankDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@M60TankDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/M60TankDriver)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/106 "2011-08-01T01:23:16Z")
1977 Bordens Cheese commercial with a mixed chorus: Borden, the dairy best – let’s us say “cheese”. Fresh, tasty, delicious – Borden says “cheese”! (accompanied by the sound of a camera shutter clicking) [then an instrumental interlude with the voice over] Fresh, tasty, delicious – Borden says “cheese”! (three shutter clicks) The version I remember best aired right after Inauguration Day (1/20/77) and featured a family outside on a hilltop, at a big table sitting down to lunch, and the guy at the head of the table looked suspiciously like newly inaugurated President Jimmy Carter! Also from the late Seventies was the Kahn’s Bacon jingle. Announcer would say, “And now, the Kahn’s Kids!” and a kiddie chorus would sing: Oh Kahn’s, oh Kahn’s, oh Kahn’s. Kahn’s hickory smoked bacon is the bacon that we eat. And cured for eight weeks(?or something like that) the flavor can’t be beat. [instrumental interlude with voice over] Three cheers for Kahn’s…oh, Kahn’s. About 1973-74 American Motors Corp. had a campaign with a jazzy jingle with mixed chorus: See…AMC…if you want…economy! Nothing else can come near. The first “big small car” is here. [instrumental interlude for voice over} So, See, come and see, AMC. Then in 1984-85 came Sunmaid Fruit’s “Sunmaid, You Made My Day” campaign, with a real bouncy jingle and mixed chorus: Sunmaid Fruit, so sweet and flavorful Just right and great that way Rich, delicious, sweet and flavorful… “Sunmaid, you made my day!” ---
**Author:** ![M60TankDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@M60TankDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/M60TankDriver)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/107 "2011-08-01T01:28:26Z")
Yep, I remember the Pete Ellis Dodge jingle. Another oldie drilled into my head was for Dial Chevrolet, featuring a woman vocalist in a real sing-song cadence (and accompanied by an accordian): “Dial, Dial, Dial Chevrolet” “Two blocks off the Santa Ana Freeway” “11980 East Firestone” “Dial Chevrolet!” Sounded like it was originally from the Fifties, but I think they were still using it into the Eighties! ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/108 "2011-08-01T02:12:04Z")
> [@Blisters](#): > > MORE of an earworm, even thirty odd years later was Cal Worthington (and his dog Spot… ) > > If you want a car or truck go see Cal > If you want to save a buck go see Cal > If you want your payments low and you want to save some dough GO SEE CAL GO SEE CAL GO SEE CAL! > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOsLdT4slsk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOsLdT4slsk) Cal lives around here someplace. I can still sing those dang jingles–“If your tailpipe is a-draggin and your wife she is a-naggin, go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal!” As a kid I was always a bit confused, since the dog Spot was a cow, or an elephant or something. Then there was “Carpeteria, Carpeteeeeriaaaa…” the mascot was a sort of carpet genie but I thought he was a giant. ---
**Author:** ![M60TankDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@M60TankDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/M60TankDriver)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/109 "2011-10-06T19:12:33Z")
More info on the classic AMC jingle of the early/mid-1970’s. Turns out it was recorded by the Ron Hicklin Singers, and a brief excerpt can be heard on a You Tube video! (“Ron Hicklin Singers Demo – TM Productions – 1974”; it’s at 0:10 time-frame). In fact, the whole video is worth checking out – it’s filled with excerpts from quite a few memorable commercial jingles they did (IHOP, Kawasaki, Datsun,etc). Turns out the Ron Hicklin Singers have an amazing resume, backing up a large list of recording artists (incl The Monkees, Cher, Paul Revere & the Raiders, etc), and providing the voices of the Partridge Family (except, of course, lead singer David Cassidy). They recorded the version of “Love, American Style” theme song heard from seasons 2 onward (The Cowsills version was used only for season one), and were billed as “The Charles Fox Singers” (Charles Fox did all the music for “Love American Style”). Several members of The Ron Hicklin Singers formed the nucleus of the Sixties flower-power/“feel good” rock group The Love Generation (biggest hit: 1967’s “Groovy Summertime”). ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/110 "2011-10-06T19:19:36Z")
The McDonald’s Big Mac jingle only aired for a year and a half and went off the air in 1976. But I betcha everyone who was around then remembers “two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion on a sesame bun.” ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/111 "2011-10-07T00:53:50Z")
- Me too re Ipana Toothpaste. Bucky Beaver representing. - Brylcreem: I remember the line as “The Gals’ll all pursue ya” - Fill’er up, ding, ding, fill’er up, ding, ding, and you’ll save with Douglas Gasoline. - Give him Doctor Ross Dog Food and do him a favor. It’s got more meat and it’s got more flavor. It’s got more meat to make him feel the way he should, Doctor Ross Dog Food is dog-gone good. Woof! - ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/112 "2011-10-07T01:19:28Z")
“Smurf Berry Crunch is fun to eat” (a cereal jingle set to the melody of a piece from the _Nutcracker_ Suite) Now whenever I hear the melody, the jingle automatically starts playing in my head. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![bevdee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/48db29/32.png) [@bevdee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bevdee)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/113 "2012-05-29T03:08:47Z")
a little bit of a tangent, but whenever I am in a boardroom with a bunch of people in front of their laptops, I think we should be playing battleship “F7” “You sunk my battleship!” ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/114 "2012-05-30T19:43:17Z")
> [@bevdee](#): > > a little bit of a tangent, but whenever I am in a boardroom with a bunch of people in front of their laptops, I think we should be playing battleship “F7” “You sunk my battleship!” In a coffee joint. We’re all watching two Yuppie Wannabees with their Hipster Notebook Laptops typing, looking up, saying a few words, back to furious typing, looking up. So of course I said “He hasn’t sunk your battleship _yet_?” ---
**Author:** ![M60TankDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@M60TankDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/M60TankDriver)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/115 "2012-09-27T04:16:20Z")
I recall during the 1970’s the Cormier Chevrolet (I believe it was in Carson, CA) jingle, which was country-music sounding. "If you think you’d like a hand, in buying a Chevy today. Come on down to discount land – Cormier Chevrolet). Does anyone know if Cormier is still around? ---
**Author:** ![M60TankDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b77776/32.png) [@M60TankDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/M60TankDriver)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/116 "2012-09-27T04:30:16Z")
Aside from Cal Worthington, some other dealerships I can recall off the top of my head were Ralph Williams Chrysler (w/ Chick Lambert), Bob Spreen Cadillac (“Where the freeways meet in Downey”), Snow Ford, Dial Chevrolet, Walker-Buerge Ford, Claude Short Dodge, Morrie Sage Datsun (in Universal City), Felix Chevrolet (with statues of Felix the Cat around the lot). ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/117 "2012-09-27T04:43:31Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Not being a smoker, I don’t know if these are still being made, but the title immediately made me think of [Roi-Tan cigars.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOWvd7vrSW0) I always wanted to do a parody of this for Wotan Cigars, in which a Viking ship rams a peasant’s little fishing boat. Remember this one? _Tijuana Smalls. Things that you do, baby. For you? Maybe. You know who you are. It’s a little cigar!_ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/118 "2012-09-27T04:47:10Z")
It’s all coming back to me now: \*Thin and mild. Tobacco that’s aged like wine. Thin and mild. And you who you are-are-are-are. Tijuana Smalls. Things that you do, baby. For you? Maybe. You know who you are. It’s a little cigar!\* ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/119 "2012-09-27T04:56:43Z")
Just remembered this one, ca. 1966, when it was still cool to be patriotic about Vietnam: _The youth of America Is fighting for you! Buy Bonds where you bank or where you work, THEY do! And follow the Eagle, The red-white-and-blue Eagle. Buy a share in Freedom, US Savings Bonds!_ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-advertising-jingles-for-defunct-products/428212/120 "2012-09-27T04:59:42Z")
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