# Memorable moments from the film Airplane! (Open spoilers) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 14, 2019, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059 "2019-07-14T07:07:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/81 "2019-07-19T20:20:25Z")
Too bad he wasn’t working ATC in ABQ that day. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/82 "2019-07-20T01:56:42Z")
You’ll have to let yourself out. There’s some juice in the fridge. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/83 "2019-07-20T05:04:54Z")
Don’t start up with your white zone shit again! True fact; the couple who have the white zone / red zone argument were not only a real married couple, but were the couple who’d recorded a bunch of PA announcements at LAX. ---
**Author:** ![WildaBeast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wildabeast/32/6_2.png) [@WildaBeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildaBeast)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/84 "2019-07-20T05:11:29Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Too bad he wasn’t working ATC in ABQ that day. Well, if Mike was an Air Traffic Controller in the early 1980s, you know what happened to all of them a few years later… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/85 "2019-07-20T15:38:38Z")
How 'bout some coffee, Johnny? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/86 "2019-07-22T14:54:36Z")
Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/87 "2019-07-22T15:39:05Z")
Heh. Today, one of my Nurse Practitioners handed me a piece of paper with a lab result on it and asked me “what do you make of this?”. I of course took it and said “Why I could make a hat, or a brooch”. He got it, and grabbed it back before I could say “pterodactyl”. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/88 "2019-07-22T15:46:39Z")
He gets so excited when new people are here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-moments-from-the-film-airplane-open-spoilers/837059/89 "2019-07-24T17:13:26Z")
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