# Memorable things your friends have said (remote NSFW possibility) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 29, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709 "2018-01-29T05:38:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CurtC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce73a5/32.png) [@CurtC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CurtC)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/41 "2018-04-04T20:28:19Z")
I’ll tell my friend he’s responsible for a pretty famous saying. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/42 "2018-04-04T20:46:47Z")
_“You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/43 "2018-04-04T20:51:17Z")
Paraphrased and sanitized, but something along the lines of “I wish I had a vagina, I’d insert such a wide variety of objects in it with great frequency and enthusiasm.” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/44 "2018-04-04T21:55:33Z")
I used to have this friend named Zach, who frequently said stuff that was so profound, yet so obvious. We called these sayings “Zacharisms”. The archetypal example: “I like dollar movies. They’re the same movies you get for regular price…except they’re a dollar.” ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/45 "2018-04-04T22:51:39Z")
> [@CurtC](#): > > I’ll tell my friend he’s responsible for a pretty famous saying. It is a pretty common saying, but I also know the version that ends “there’s a guy whose tired of fucking her.” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/46 "2018-04-04T23:15:21Z")
Friend #1: “If you were forced to make a deal with the Devil, what would you ask for in exchange for your immortal soul?” Friend #2: “His.” ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/47 "2018-04-05T00:10:18Z")
“If you could kick a field goal from 75 yards and make it 90 percent of the time, you could get a job on any pro team you wanted. And you wouldn’t even have to work hard.” ---
**Author:** ![ASGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@ASGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/48 "2018-04-05T04:45:49Z")
Back in 1983 my best friend and I decided to jump freight trains to Colorado from Southern California. Our eventual return point was his abode in Berkeley, in the SF Bay area. We spent a week doing so and got back to California about 6 p.m., 50 miles from his place. We jumped off, looking for something to eat. We found one, got our food, and sat down close by. Bear in mind that we were not armed, looked pretty grungy and probably appeared homeless. Within a few minutes four or five young men showed up. Don was concerned that we might be targets. I said something along the lines of “They’re just kids out for some fun.” His response, which I remember clearly: “Kids that might have just guns, or just knives.” No, nothing happened. ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/49 "2018-04-05T21:55:12Z")
A text I got once. “I’ll be there in ten minutes. If I’m not there in ten minutes, just read this text again.” ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/50 "2018-04-05T22:03:10Z")
One from a coworker. “At the end of the day, even if nothing you’ve done has worked… At least you know what not to try tomorrow.” ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/51 "2018-04-05T22:57:22Z")
I was in my mom’s hospital room, and she was in the bathroom with two staff people. As we waited her pastor and I were chatting. He’d know my dad before my dad died. The pastor told me \* “You know, I can really see your father in you”\* He was referring to my style of speech and other mannerisms. The man coul’dn’t have said anything that pleased me more. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709/52 "2018-04-07T20:32:12Z")
My friend Wayne on larger women: “The heat of the meat is in direct proportion to the mass of the ass.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-things-your-friends-have-said-remote-nsfw-possibility/807709.md?page=2)