# Memorable tv lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 2, 2020, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004 "2020-10-02T01:56:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/21 "2020-10-02T15:41:11Z")
“Isn’t it enough that she’s eternally sipping from the font of your perpetual adoration?” ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/22 "2020-10-02T16:20:05Z")
“I am that guy” ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/23 "2020-10-02T17:20:57Z")
It was Leonard’s mother, about Raj and Howard. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/24 "2020-10-02T17:21:46Z")
Right! 👍 ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/25 "2020-10-02T17:22:02Z")
“A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/26 "2020-10-02T17:48:18Z")
May Tyler Moore Show, the clown’s funeral. “…and loving it!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/27 "2020-10-02T18:54:06Z")
“That’s right, punk. I care more about the skin on a sausage.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/28 "2020-10-02T21:45:40Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > “…and loving it!” Maxwell Smart, on many occasions, on _Get Smart_. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/29 "2020-10-02T22:07:19Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > > > “…and loving it!” > > Maxwell Smart, on many occasions, on _Get Smart_ . Oh, sorry, you missed it by this much. No, you got it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/30 "2020-10-02T22:12:39Z")
> [@terentii](#): > > “I’ll stand at the bar. I shouldn’t wish to attract attention.” The one true Batman. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/31 "2020-10-02T22:14:19Z")
Gosh, yes. You’re right again! 👍 ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/32 "2020-10-02T22:18:08Z")
“He looked like Ilya Kuryakin.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/33 "2020-10-02T22:51:07Z")
I think that was used on **NCIS** as a gag about Ducky Mallard (David McCallum, who, of course, played Ilya). ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/34 "2020-10-02T22:56:52Z")
Kee-rect! 👍 ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2020, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/35 "2020-10-02T22:57:37Z")
“Yes, you did! You invaded Poland!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/36 "2020-10-03T01:11:20Z")
Basil Fawlty on the episode of Fawlty Towers where they had German tourists. ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/37 "2020-10-03T01:50:32Z")
Jawohl! 👌 Here’s a tough one: “When you were little, did your mother ever make you cream of tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches?” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2020, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/38 "2020-10-03T05:29:26Z")
Can’t believe your response to **Spoons** wasn’t… “…and loving it!” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/39 "2020-10-04T03:30:08Z")
Here are a few more. I’ll post where all the lines are from on Monday. “Sorry, old man. We don’t understand your banter.” “’’Shoot if you must this old grey head, but spare my union suit,” she said!’” “Massa say yo’ name is _Toby_ !” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004/40 "2020-10-04T04:55:26Z")
“’’Shoot if you must this old grey head, but spare my union suit,” she said!’” sounds like it’s from _Rocky and Bullwinkle_, specifically the episode when Bullwinkle was ‘dramatizing’ the 1863 poem _“Ballad of Barbara Frietchie”_ by John Greenleaf Whittier. and “Massa say yo’ name is _Toby_” is from the miniseries _ **"Roots"** _. Try this one on for size: **"…and that’s the way it is, Monday, September 1st…"** (or whatever the day was) _ **-“BB”-** _ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/memorable-tv-lines/922004.md?page=3)