# Men, a warning: when boobs go bad **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 19, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708 "2013-01-19T13:39:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/1 "2013-01-19T13:39:03Z")
We think of them as our friends. We trust them and let our guard down around them. But they can be used against us. I’ll let the facts speak for themselves: [Donna Lange, Washington Woman, Accused Of Using Her Breasts To Smother And Kill Boyfriend](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/donna-lange-breasts-smother-kill-boyfriend-everett-washington_n_2486189.html). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/2 "2013-01-19T13:50:17Z")
Guess we’ll have to outlaw high capacity boobs. You can have her boobs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/3 "2013-01-19T14:25:29Z")
Seems like sitting on a guy’s face would be more effective. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/4 "2013-01-19T14:31:13Z")
I’ll sleep soundly tonight. My wife’s A cups are anything but deadly. No, honey. There’s great. Really. I love them. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/5 "2013-01-19T14:34:54Z")
April fool? No, check. _The Onion_? No, check. _Huffington Post_? Unh… I signed up for the Twitter feed, just to keep abreast of events as they develop. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/6 "2013-01-19T14:38:15Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Guess we’ll have to outlaw high capacity boobs. > > You can have her boobs when you pry them from my cold, dead hands. If boobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have boobs. Which I guess will make mug shot galleries the new porn. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/7 "2013-01-19T14:43:59Z")
I’m just curious who the “witnesses” were. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/8 "2013-01-19T14:51:08Z")
I’d prefer to die of natural causes at a ripe old age, but if I had to be murdered, this is probably the best way to have it happen. Even a woman’s quote from the article agrees, ‘Treasure – I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible,’" ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/9 "2013-01-19T14:53:52Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > . > > Which I guess will make mug shot galleries the new porn. Er…don’t you mean jug shot? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/10 "2013-01-19T15:20:37Z")
All I know for sure is that if CSI is demanding prints, they’re going to need a Whole Lot 'O Ink (and possibly 11x17 paper). Then again, can you imagine all those police show plots re-done with the addition of breast-prints to CSI? * * * _“Steve, I’ve checked her sheet & she seems clean; just another tourist here on vacation seems to check out.” “I don’t know about that, Danno. Run her prints through the database just to be sure.” “Right, Steve.”_ ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/11 "2013-01-19T16:14:24Z")
Is that what “snoo snoo” is? ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/12 "2013-01-19T16:32:44Z")
“Is this some sort of bust?” ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/13 "2013-01-19T17:29:26Z")
Sad. All he probably wanted was a little motorboating but she came barging in… ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/14 "2013-01-19T20:10:55Z")
On that page is a gallery of “bad sex” - hilarious and scary ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/15 "2013-01-19T20:33:47Z")
> [@whitetho](#): > > “Is this some sort of bust?” [Frank Drebin]“Yes, it’s very impressive.”[/FD] ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/16 "2013-01-19T21:59:58Z")
Was her name Norma Stitz? ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/17 "2013-01-20T04:37:09Z")
Which amendment to the U.S. Constitution guarantees the right to bear breasts? Or, even, bare breasts? ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/18 "2013-01-20T04:49:41Z")
Among the large helpings of WTF in that article, I just have to single out this bit: > [@huffpost](#): > > Police noted the size difference between Lange and her boyfriend – she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds. So. They noticed that there…wasn’t really a size difference at all then? Is there a point they’re trying to make there? Oh, and: > [@](#): > > Luckily, the man regained consciousness, but the two broke up shortly thereafter. No shit? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/19 "2013-01-20T20:03:18Z")
I’m imagining the Jaws theme and opening, slightly redone. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708/20 "2013-01-20T20:26:41Z")
We all have to die somehow, you know? > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > If boobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have boobs. Boobs don’t kill people. People kill people with boobs. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-a-warning-when-boobs-go-bad/647708.md?page=2)