# Men and Bathrooms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-bathrooms/19803>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-bathrooms/19803 "2000-05-17T21:52:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-bathrooms/19803/21 "2000-05-19T18:57:15Z")

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> In other words - it doesn’t take us 20-30 minutes to take a dump, we just go in there and then get on with the day.

You’re not looking at the big picture (although I can understand why you may not want to picture _anything_ from this thread). Let’s err toward your side of the discussion and submit that a guy uses 30 minutes to take care of his morning ritual. That’s one guy X 30 minutes = 1/2 person hour. As Handy mentioned, every time one woman has to go potty, she takes 2 or more friends with her. The average stay is at least 10 minutes. That’s 3 women X 10 minutes = 1/2 person hour. Sounds equitable to me. In either case the company loses 1/2 hour of productivity.

Now quitcher bitchin’ before the company decides to post a security guard at the bathroom door to check men for reading material and only let women in one at a time.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-bathrooms/19803/22 "2000-05-23T01:57:54Z")

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Firstly, let me just say that if the man in question is in the pubescent stage of life, you really don’t want to know what he’s doing in there…

I am generally of the get in, do your job, and get out school of thought. I had a roommate once, though, that never took less than fifteen minutes to do his business. And he wasn’t padding his time, either. It literally took him that long to get things moving. I believed him, based on the resulting smell, but I never understood it. He ate a lot of corn.

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