# Men and their favourit sex fantasy no. 1 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 2, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284 "2000-03-02T00:59:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ORION\_ORION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@ORION\_ORION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ORION_ORION)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/1 "2000-03-02T00:59:00Z")
Is with no doubt to see two women having sex with each other. I must admit that I have this fantasy sometimes, but I would not say that it’s my favourite. I know that this post could seems a bit strange, thinking about my first post, but I try to be honest. Does anyone else have something to say about what’s their favourite sex fantasy. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/2 "2000-03-02T01:05:00Z")
It’s not exactly a debate, great or otherwise, is it? ---
**Author:** ![ORION\_ORION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@ORION\_ORION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ORION_ORION)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/3 "2000-03-02T01:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by RTFirefly: > **It’s not exactly a debate, great or otherwise, is it?** It can become a debate ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/4 "2000-03-02T01:27:00Z")
In light of your posts regarding homosexuality, I don’t suppose that watching two men having sex is permissible, is it? (Do your militant views on homosexuality only apply to men? Maybe if their bi everything’s okay?) ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/5 "2000-03-02T01:33:00Z")
Now that’s really weird. My favourite fantasy is to have an hour with The Wife, when we are both rested, without needing to be concerned about the kids hearing us or otherwise interrupting us. ## When you grow up and stop worrying about what other people are doing you will understand. Dr. Fidelius, Charlatan Associate Curator Anomalous Paleontology, Miskatonic University “You cannot reason a man out of a position he did not reach through reason.” ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/6 "2000-03-02T01:36:00Z")
Ok, let’s start a debate… I say that most men’s favorite fantasy MUST involve yogurt, and would probably have something to do with penguins as well (ignoring for the moment the obvious three things that all men’s fantasies include: Cheerios, conch shells and paper airplanes). Any man that doesn’t fantasize about these is just, well, weird. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/7 "2000-03-02T01:40:00Z")
oh, and my second favourite fantasy involves Terri Garr, rawhide, and honey… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/8 "2000-03-02T01:42:00Z")
I have to make a confession. I often substitute Wheat Chex for Cheerios in my fantasies. But I make sure to use plain yogurt, not fruit flavored. I’m no sicko! ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/9 "2000-03-02T02:05:00Z")
[Moderator Hat ON] Somehow I don’t really see this evolving into a Great Debate. Off to MPSIMS to ye. [Moderator Hat OFF] ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/10 "2000-03-02T02:16:00Z")
It really isn’t a fantasy unless there is chocolate syrup involved… otherwise it is just wild sex with food. * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/11 "2000-03-02T02:23:00Z")
You are all simply incorrect. It is cannot be considered a proper fantasy unless in includes dry wheat toast and uncooked egg noodles (bow-tie shaped only). ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/12 "2000-03-02T02:34:00Z")
Does anyone else on this Earth have an (female) armpit fetish or am I weird? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/13 "2000-03-02T02:35:00Z")
fetishes have genders?? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/14 "2000-03-02T02:41:00Z")
OK, for this one you’re going to need one or two willing partners, enough Korbel to fill a bathtub, 350 raspberries, two trays of ice, a blindfold and six hours… * * * [Change Your Password, Please](http://204.95.48.199/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getannounce&ForumNumber=3&Start=2451545.99&End=2451911&Session=2451598.1854) and don’t use HTML, as it has been disabled ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/15 "2000-03-02T02:54:00Z")
Only six, Manny? Glad I didn’t waste my NYE at your place… 😉 * * * “I like toast.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/16 "2000-03-02T03:01:00Z")
I, for one, have no desire to be with two women at once. I’d like to make love with the woman I love. For hours and hours. Now if I could just find this woman… ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/17 "2000-03-02T03:54:00Z")
My favorite sexual fantasy is being two women at once. . . . . . . . . . . You probably think I left a “with” out of the previous sentence. I didn’t. * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/18 "2000-03-02T05:37:00Z")
- - - Regarding the “Two women at once” bit, - - - I have a phychiatry book somewhere that says that people rarely have spit attitudes towards homosexuality. That is, either people find it acceptable, not acceptable, or have no opinion. Also, people commonly have different opinions for what _they themselves_ will do, and what is acceptable behavior from others. What is interesting is that it claims that any one person’s attitudes of homosexual acts aren’t divergent for the sexes; that is; seeing two women together produces the same response as seeing two men together, though due to social customs the person asked will rarely admit it. Considering how many guys will say that two women together are hot, but will speak derisively of men together, I find this rather interesting. . . . . think “Jeffery Dahlmer”. - MC ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/19 "2000-03-02T05:51:00Z")
I’ve heard most men’s ultimate fantasy is them–buried under a pile of naked women. My fantasy? I’m not tellin’. 🙂 * * * Teaching: The ultimate birth control method. **Poster You’d Most Like to Date–Female** Second Official SDMB Awards [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284/20 "2000-03-02T08:05:00Z")
Well, now. Can anyone jump in here? I have a recurring fantasy that’ll probably put most of you to sleep. It involves me, my husband, several uninterrupted hours, and of course, whipped creme and cherries, or maybe honey, and no phone, no tv, and especially, no kids. Uh, Grandma… would you mind… * * * Changing my sig just 'cause… To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-and-their-favourit-sex-fantasy-no-1/14284.md?page=2)