# Men are very wary of 20 and 30 something female virgins - Is it with good reason? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 8, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907 "2006-09-08T13:56:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/81 "2006-09-08T19:04:59Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] WHAT?!?!?! Every time I’ve had sex there’s been a horse and a waterfall and a beach and candles and shit. No Really! I mean it! [/QUOTE] So you’re the one sending me all those emails… ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/82 "2006-09-08T19:05:30Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Years ago I was dating someone who was quite experienced, but always up for a new adventure. She wanted to try a little whiped cream. And some cherries. Sounds hot, right? She used a TON of whipped cream on my chest, then piled on what must have been a pound of cherries. Then she made a meal out of it. No sex, just a meal. She pigged out. I felt like nothing so much as a plate. And then we showered, but it didn’t help. For three days we both smelled like sour milk. Yeah, baby. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Stick to honey. The taste is sweet and it takes a damn long time to suck/lick off… It might be sticky, but what isn’t in this arena?.. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/83 "2006-09-08T19:06:26Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] I will take Pool Boy over Pizza Delivery Guy anyday. [/QUOTE] That works too. And it’s much easier than being a cab driver. And takes less training than becoming an unscrupulous gynocologist. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/84 "2006-09-08T19:06:29Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Years ago I was dating someone who was quite experienced, but always up for a new adventure. She wanted to try a little whiped cream. And some cherries. Sounds hot, right? She used a TON of whipped cream on my chest, then piled on what must have been a pound of cherries. Then she made a meal out of it. No sex, just a meal. She pigged out. I felt like nothing so much as a plate. And then we showered, but it didn’t help. For three days we both smelled like sour milk. Yeah, baby. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] :dubious: The operative word is _moderation_. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/85 "2006-09-08T19:07:15Z")
I just noticed that I was the 69th post. 😃 Hee. Hee. 😃 Oh Mouse\_Spouse. . . ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/86 "2006-09-08T19:11:13Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] I just noticed that I was the 69th post. 😃 Hee. Hee. 😃 Oh Mouse\_Spouse. . . [/QUOTE] Guessing that Mouse\_Spouse is in for one hell of a Friday night.. So far it involves the cold items in the kitchen, cooking in bed, cherries and whipcream, honey, and “Candles, waterfalls, and shit”.. Well, maybe not the shit… ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/87 "2006-09-08T19:16:19Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] Guessing that Mouse\_Spouse is in for one hell of a Friday night.. So far it involves the cold items in the kitchen, cooking in bed, cherries and whipcream, honey, and “Candles, waterfalls, and shit”.. Well, maybe not the shit… [/QUOTE] Well, we do have a crank old cat. Any feces outside its usual receptical will but the kibosh on the whole thing. All that good stuff gone to waste. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/88 "2006-09-08T19:17:57Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] Stick to honey. The taste is sweet and it takes a damn long time to suck/lick off… It might be sticky, but what isn’t in this arena?.. [/QUOTE] Too sticky. And let’s forget fudge in the bellybutton as well. It does not come out. For weeks. No, when it comes to sex, I’m on a strict diet. Seafood only. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/89 "2006-09-08T19:18:31Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] Having an organism is a lot of work ." [/QUOTE] I just noticed this. Yes, having an orgasm may lead to having an organism, but not always! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/90 "2006-09-08T19:18:54Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Seafood only. [/QUOTE] As in, whenever you seafood, you eat it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/91 "2006-09-08T19:19:37Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Too sticky. And let’s forget fudge in the bellybutton as well. It does not come out. For weeks. No, when it comes to sex, I’m on a strict diet. Seafood only. [/QUOTE] Gah! _kicks tdn_ Filthy bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/92 "2006-09-08T19:20:33Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] I just noticed this. Yes, having an orgasm may lead to having an organism, but not always! [/QUOTE] :smack: ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/93 "2006-09-08T19:22:03Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] How can a relationship become serious before you’ve ever had sex? [/QUOTE] Seriously? I wasn’t aware that sex was a requirement for a serious relationship. I sure have been wasting my time then, in my so-called serious relationship before we had sex. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/94 "2006-09-08T19:24:33Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Too sticky. And let’s forget fudge in the bellybutton as well. It does not come out. For weeks. No, when it comes to sex, I’m on a strict diet. Seafood only. [/QUOTE] Well, while mentioning items to stay away from, lets add that one should be careful with wine or champagne can burn in some regions, use with caution… ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/95 "2006-09-08T19:26:50Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] Well, while mentioning items to stay away from, lets add that one should be careful with wine or champagne can burn in some regions, use with caution… [/QUOTE] Add soap to the list. Masturbation in the shower _sounds_ like a good idea… ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/96 "2006-09-08T19:27:37Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] :smack: [/QUOTE] No worries, you were too busy thinking about this evening, you dirty girl you… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/97 "2006-09-08T19:28:48Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] Add soap to the list. Masturbation in the shower _sounds_ like a good idea… [/QUOTE] and soda pop. Tinglely bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO! (Sorry everyone. I didn’t mean to turn this into a TMI thread.) ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/98 "2006-09-08T19:30:29Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] and soda pop. Tinglely bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO! (Sorry everyone. I didn’t mean to turn this into a TMI thread.) [/QUOTE] It’s not a TMI thread, its an educational thread.. You know.. For the kids… ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/99 "2006-09-08T19:31:22Z")
[QUOTE=Anaamika] Filthy bastard. [/QUOTE] Darling! You finally noticed! No sugary treats in bed. Especially in a woman’s nether regions. Yeast infections, don’t you know. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907/100 "2006-09-08T19:33:00Z")
[QUOTE=Mouse\_Maven] and soda pop. Tinglely bubbles! NOOOOOOOOO! (Sorry everyone. I didn’t mean to turn this into a TMI thread.) [/QUOTE] How in the name of all that’s holy did you get soda pop involved in sex? Please, please, I MUST know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-are-very-wary-of-20-and-30-something-female-virgins-is-it-with-good-reason/371907.md?page=6)