# Men, do you have specific thoughts you use to induce detumescence when needed quickly?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 22, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-have-specific-thoughts-you-use-to-induce-detumescence-when-needed-quickly/533371 "2010-03-22T18:46:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-have-specific-thoughts-you-use-to-induce-detumescence-when-needed-quickly/533371/21 "2010-03-24T09:59:27Z")

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first wife with a chain saw. first wife. chain saw. first wife. chain saw. first wife. chain saw. first wife. chain saw. first wife. chain saw. first wife. chain saw. repeat as needed.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-have-specific-thoughts-you-use-to-induce-detumescence-when-needed-quickly/533371/22 "2010-03-24T10:10:45Z")

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Old socks boiling in vinegar.

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**Author:** ![Shakester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shakester/32/437_2.png) [@Shakester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakester)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-have-specific-thoughts-you-use-to-induce-detumescence-when-needed-quickly/533371/23 "2010-03-24T10:15:31Z")

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Margaret Thatcher. Works every time.

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**Author:** ![ColdPhoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@ColdPhoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdPhoenix)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-have-specific-thoughts-you-use-to-induce-detumescence-when-needed-quickly/533371/24 "2010-03-24T10:23:04Z")

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> [@Shakester](#):
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> Margaret Thatcher. Works every time.

Naked on a cold day?

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