# Men: Do you prefer Porn or your woman?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176 "2010-08-04T18:33:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anon2020](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Anon2020](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anon2020)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/1 "2010-08-04T18:33:14Z")

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I’m researching about men, porn and relationships. Will you tell me what you prefer- your partner or porn? Is porn a habit or addiction for you?

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**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/2 "2010-08-04T18:34:30Z")

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My girlfriend doesn’t have closeups but my porn always burns my steak.

In other words, prefer _for what_?

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/3 "2010-08-04T18:37:02Z")

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**Chessic** : My porn burns my steak too! Is it like genetic that they can’t cook a good steak?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/4 "2010-08-04T18:38:20Z")

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Since this is a poll, it’s better suited for IMHO than GQ.

Colibri  
General Questions Moderator

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/5 "2010-08-04T18:46:15Z")

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If your asking if I’d rather have sex with my wife or beat off to porn, how is that even a question?

If you’re asking whether I’d rather look at porn or talk to my wife about putting cork flooring in the dining room, how is THAT even a question?

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/6 "2010-08-04T18:50:54Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> If you’re asking whether I’d rather look at porn or talk to my wife about putting cork flooring in the dining room, how is THAT even a question?

How about talking to your wife about putting porn-themed cork flooring in the dining room? That way, you can do both. 😉

Albeit it would probably be a very short conversation

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/7 "2010-08-04T18:51:34Z")

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> [@Lorac35](#):
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> I’m researching about men, porn and relationships. Will you tell me what you prefer- your partner or porn? Is porn a habit or addiction for you?

Would I rather fuck my wife, or jack off to porn?

Why can’t I do both, like the late Earl Warren?

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/8 "2010-08-04T18:57:01Z")

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I prefer both.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/9 "2010-08-04T18:57:30Z")

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> [@Lorac35](#):
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> Is porn a habit or addiction for you?

Asking people to correctly evaluate whether they are addicted to something is a notoriously poor way to determine whether they are addicted to something.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/10 "2010-08-04T19:03:23Z")

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I’ll take the real thing over pictures any day.

Unfortunately the real thing is not always available but a choice between the two is a no-brainer.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/11 "2010-08-04T19:29:55Z")

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Unfortunately my woman doesn’t let me have sex with her ten times a day.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/12 "2010-08-04T19:37:09Z")

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> [@Chessic\_Sense](#):
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> …my porn always burns my steak.

It took me wayyyy too long to determine this was not a euphamism for something else.

My woman has closeups AND cooks a wicked steak. Given the choice I prefer her.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/13 "2010-08-04T20:38:55Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> If your asking if I’d rather have sex with my wife or beat off to porn, how is that even a question?
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> If you’re asking whether I’d rather look at porn or talk to my wife about putting cork flooring in the dining room, how is THAT even a question?

It makes me very uncomfortable when I agree with something you’ve posted. I think we may be moving that whole Mayan Death Cycle stuff forward, and we really shouldn’t oughta do that. Kindly return to posting things with which I strongly disagree. Think of the children.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/14 "2010-08-04T20:40:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Think of the children.

It’s probably for the best that the children are not thought of during any kind of “session” regarding porn or activities with the wifey.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/15 "2010-08-04T21:04:27Z")

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Porn’s an accessory for us both, either indivdually or together. But what we do together is always the main event.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/16 "2010-08-04T21:07:45Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> It’s probably for the best that the children are not thought of during any kind of “session” regarding porn or activities with the wifey.

I dunno. The times where my wife and I had sex while trying to have children were just about the hottest we’ve ever had.

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/17 "2010-08-04T21:10:39Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> I dunno. The times where my wife and I had sex while trying to have children were just about the hottest we’ve ever had.

Me too. Made me wonder if the Catholics weren’t on to something.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/18 "2010-08-04T21:15:42Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Porn’s an accessory for us both, either indivdually or together. But what we do together is always the main event.

Like a fabulous purse or new spats?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/19 "2010-08-04T22:53:13Z")

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What if my wife is a porn star?

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**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-prefer-porn-or-your-woman/549176/20 "2010-08-04T23:23:17Z")

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Then you post links.

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