# Men - do you really think about sex 24/7? What about women?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 17, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280 "2001-04-17T13:13:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/21 "2001-04-17T21:33:17Z")

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Congratulations, **Retief**. I believe that’s the first septuple-post I’ve ever seen.

(::splort!:: Just FYI, I deleted the 6 extras out of pity for the poor server. But, yep, there were 7 duplicate posts just so the add-on comments still make sense.–Veb)

[Edited by TVeblen on 04-17-2001 at 11:01 PM]

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/22 "2001-04-17T21:55:32Z")

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I think about sex about every five seconds.  
And about 5 nights a week, my dreams can easily get a rating of NC-17. The only person I know who thinks about sex more than I do is my SO. Sometimes he’s even too much for me.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/23 "2001-04-18T00:11:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fiver \*  
> \*\*Congratulations, **Retief**. I believe that’s the first septuple-post I’ve ever seen. \*\*

And if you don’t believe him…HE’LL POST IT AGAIN.

**Pepper** , the only time my mind ISN’T on sex is when I’m dreaming. Many is the day that I wake up, actually growling in anger that I finally get to dream about…say…my man Till Lindemann, but it was a dream about shooting pool, not dirty, sweaty bad girl sex. What is my brain doing to me? I don’t even get to be adulterous in my subconscious?

jarbaby

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**Author:** ![Retief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Retief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Retief)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/24 "2001-04-18T00:40:47Z")

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Deepest apologies for the multiple posts. My only excuse is that the #$%##% connection was refusing to work properly as if refusing to accept the post.

mutter mutter mutter  
Retief

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/25 "2001-04-18T00:45:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Retief \*  
> mutter mutter mutter

sonne sonne sonne

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**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/26 "2001-04-18T00:52:43Z")

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I love sex - it’s more than an obsession, it’s a way of life. I love everything to do with sex, and spend about 90% of my time either thinking about sex, enjoying sex, or some combination of the two.

If it was allowed in my house, I would host orgies everyday and invite porn starts to film in our livingroom.

Did I mention I love sex?

Guess what I’m thinking of right now.

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/27 "2001-04-18T01:01:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by heembo \*  
> invite porn starts to film in our livingroom.

Porn starts aren’t usually that exciting, just a lot of exposition and credits.

It’s the porn MIDDLES that are good.

jarbaby

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**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/28 "2001-04-18T01:05:00Z")

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Note to self:

Send files to jarbabyj for editing.

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/29 "2001-04-18T01:06:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> The other hours are spent looking for food and taking bubblebaths.

::Thinking about **jarbabyj** taking bubblebaths::

'Scuse me, gotta run. 😃

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/30 "2001-04-18T01:09:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by heembo \*  
> Note to self:  
> Send files to jarbabyj for editing.

no time

thinking about sex

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/31 "2001-04-18T01:19:47Z")

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I don’t think about it quite 24/7. Although, to be fair, the only time I’m **not** thinking about it is “immediately after having sex”, which is the only time I’m able to engage in clear, uncluttered thought. If you’ve ever wondered why we’re sometimes irritable about talking right afterwards, that’s the key: we’re trying to get in some rare, clear thinking.

Thus, the success of Bill Clinton. The best president is a well-laid president.

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**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/32 "2001-04-18T01:19:51Z")

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no time

thinking about sex

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Touché.

You’re good…at kung foo.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/33 "2001-04-18T01:54:04Z")

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As if my posts don’t give it away…pretty much 24/7. At work ,at home,in the car…

I’m even getting some cyberlove right now-gotta roll and respond:)

And “Jeff”…you’re doing great. Keep it up;)

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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/34 "2001-04-18T01:59:44Z")

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I think about Sax all the time! I love Sax! Wonderful instrument!

What? WHAT?!

OH, yeah, that’s what I think about all the time. I was just trying to be like the group.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/35 "2001-04-18T02:02:05Z")

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A couple of times a day I’ll get distracted - get hungry or some such.

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/36 "2001-04-18T02:23:23Z")

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What are you sex talking about? I think about breasts a lot of other things, all the time. Like beer, or work, knives sex or sports. C’mon, there’s vagina more to guys than just sex! I mean, I have a highly nipple intelligent mind, always solving complex titties problems and working out hot, wet solutions. I mean, sex sex giant breasts!  
huh?

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/37 "2001-04-18T02:24:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by heembo \*
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> Touché.
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> You’re good…at kung foo.

Aww, thanks.

Wanna have sex?

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**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/38 "2001-04-18T02:31:04Z")

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Aww, thanks.

Wanna have sex?

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jarbabyj, haven’t you been paying attention?  
Of course I want to have sex! It’s practically all I ever think about.

And I thought we were having a conversation…

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**Author:** ![Amedeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de0a6/32.png) [@Amedeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amedeus)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/39 "2001-04-18T02:39:18Z")

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Not all guys do. I think about it once or twice a week… ok, a little more than that, but nothing like 24/7. Mabey once a day.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-do-you-really-think-about-sex-24-7-what-about-women/62280/40 "2001-04-18T02:46:52Z")

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I have recently started hearing that women are supposedly better at multitasking. I have to disagree with that, women may be better at choosing to multitask, but guys are always multitasking, it’s just that one of the tasks is a permanent thought about sex. 🙂

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