# Men!  Easy way to attract pussy...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 10, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083 "2003-02-10T12:22:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/1 "2003-02-10T12:22:55Z")

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…but maybe a bigger, scarier one that you bargained for:

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> \*\*[Cheetahs go wild for Calvin Klein](http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030210/80/dsuib.html)
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> NEW YORK (Reuters) - Female cheetahs at the Bronx Zoo in New York just love Calvin Klein’s Obsession for Men.
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> No, they don’t dab their favourite perfume behind their ears, but they do enjoy rubbing up against tree stumps sprayed with it.
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> This is no New Age experiment in aromatherapy but part of a programme of the Wildlife Conservation Society, which operates New York City’s zoos and aquariums, to keep animals healthy and happy.\*\*

Sorry - just couldn’t resist!! 😉

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/2 "2003-02-10T12:53:21Z")

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check back in a day and i bet this thread will have an impressively high view count 🙂

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/3 "2003-02-10T13:13:32Z")

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There’s a pussy in my apartment building who just can’t get enough attention. I shudder to thing what a scent would to to her.

Could’ve used it for a friend’s pussy though. She’s positively antisocial.

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**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/4 "2003-02-10T13:15:23Z")

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I figured it would be a link to a picture of somone with a fish hanging from his neck.

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/5 "2003-02-10T13:43:41Z")

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Actually cheetah cubs are the [**cutest things on earth.**](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&scoring=d&q=cheetah+cub&sa=N&tab=wi)

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**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/6 "2003-02-10T13:59:22Z")

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Yes, definetly one for a high view count…

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/7 "2003-02-10T16:16:56Z")

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\<random thought\>

wasn’t spike milligan born in poona, india?

\</random thought\>

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**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/8 "2003-02-10T16:25:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*\<random thought\>
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> wasn’t spike milligan born in poona, india?
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> \</random thought\> \*\*

When he was growing up did he have a poo-nanny?

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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/9 "2003-02-10T16:35:37Z")

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I’m just waiting for the first lawsuit after some nice-smelling safari-goer manages to get himself an up close and personal view of how the “circle of life” really works.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-easy-way-to-attract-pussy/154083/10 "2003-02-10T17:00:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by miamouse \*  
> \*\*When he was growing up did he have a poo-nanny? \*\*

AAAAAAAAARGHHHHH

soooooooooo…bad…burning…brain…

:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
