# Men, ever fake an orgasm? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 25, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-ever-fake-an-orgasm/616788 "2012-03-25T20:33:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-ever-fake-an-orgasm/616788/81 "2012-04-03T15:06:41Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > Never worked for me. Like stuffing a marshmallow into a piggy bank. post/username combo for the win (and a visualization I doubt will ever go away) ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-ever-fake-an-orgasm/616788/82 "2012-04-03T15:22:19Z")
So seriously. Do you guys just keep a bottle of conditioner by the bed and make a _PLOOOOSHH!!!_ noise while you spray her in the face with it? ---
**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-ever-fake-an-orgasm/616788/83 "2012-04-03T16:23:18Z")
yes. several times. ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-ever-fake-an-orgasm/616788/84 "2012-04-03T16:29:47Z")
Nope. Never really had to deal with the too early thing and when on the other end of the scale I’m just honest, “Sorry, but I’m knackered at it really isn’t going to happen”. By that point everyone is hurting anyway. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-ever-fake-an-orgasm/616788.md?page=4)