# Men, have you ever squirted yourself in the eye? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 28, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520 "2007-07-28T20:59:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/1 "2007-07-28T20:59:01Z")
I did this once after a long drought. Boy, does it sting or what! So, what about y’all? The goggles. They do nothing! ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/2 "2007-07-28T21:01:18Z")
Ye gods, Auto… Yes. Once. Yes. It stung. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@Small\_British\_Shop\_Owner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_British_Shop_Owner)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/3 "2007-07-28T21:02:37Z")
I am exercising my right (as removed by a royal comission on something or other in England and Wales 15 years ago, but still extantish in Scotland) to remain silent. I did piss in someone’s eye once, but we were eight and doing the usual sorts of peeing competition that were in vogue at the time. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/4 "2007-07-28T21:03:49Z")
TMI, **Auto**. Remember, I know what you look like! :eek: 😉 How was Japan? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/5 "2007-07-28T21:08:02Z")
Yeah, how _was_ Japan? _Trying desperately to change the topic_ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/6 "2007-07-28T21:25:03Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] How was Japan? [/QUOTE] I guess I can answer that question here. Succintly put, it was wonderfully awesome, although much different than the usual tourist sightseeing style vacation. For the most part, everyday was spent meeting penpals or hanging out with the ex-GF and her family. In two weeks, I only saw two new sightseeing places really, [Yakushiji](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakushi-ji) and the [Kunozan Toshogu Shrine](http://www.toshogu.or.jp/keidai/keidai_e.htm), where Tokugawa Ieyasu, a major heavy in Japanese history, was initially buried. I got a lot less romantic encounters than I expected, but the ones I did get (with the ex) were amazing. The Ex actually became the not-ex, but we decided that it’s too difficult to contnue things long-distance, which is a shame as my feelings escalated into love-territory, I think. It’s complicated. I have many pictures which I’ll post soon 🙂 It sucks to be back in a way, but I’m looking forward to my last year of college up in Boston. If you got any questions about this or the OP, just let me know 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/7 "2007-07-28T21:48:21Z")
No. And I don’t pee in the shower, either. I keep the excretory and hygene functions seperate. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/8 "2007-07-28T22:11:06Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] where Tokugawa Ieyasu, a major heavy in Japanese history, was initially buried. [/QUOTE] Didn’t James Clavell base Toranaga in _Shogun_ on Ieyasu? Sorry to hear about the girlfriend situation. Long distance relationships are a bear. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/9 "2007-07-28T22:11:51Z")
[QUOTE=Acid Lamp] Ye gods, Auto… Yes. Once. Yes. It stung. :smack: [/QUOTE] Well, I’ve never squirted _myself_ in the eye… I can’t bend that far over. I have, however, squirted others in the eye before. Probably more than once. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Oregon\_sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/50afbb/32.png) [@Oregon\_sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oregon_sunshine)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2007, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/10 "2007-07-28T22:20:15Z")
I thought you meant something besides pee! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/11 "2007-07-29T00:42:49Z")
[QUOTE=Oregon sunshine] I thought you meant something besides pee! 😉 [/QUOTE] Methinks he did ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/12 "2007-07-29T00:50:13Z")
[QUOTE=G. Odoreida] Methinks he did [/QUOTE] Methinks he did, too. Hence, the winky smiley. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stafford_cripps/32/7167_2.png) [@The\_Stafford\_Cripps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stafford_Cripps)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/13 "2007-07-29T00:57:28Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Methinks he did, too. Hence, the winky smiley. [/QUOTE] The whatey smily? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/14 "2007-07-29T00:58:09Z")
How? Are you jerking off with your feet behind your head? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/15 "2007-07-29T01:07:29Z")
[QUOTE=G. Odoreida] The whatey smily? 😉 [/QUOTE] Ah! You did it again! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/16 "2007-07-29T01:09:32Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] How? Are you jerking off with your feet behind your head? [/QUOTE] He’s actually Peter North. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/17 "2007-07-29T02:13:04Z")
[QUOTE=Snarky\_Kong] How? Are you jerking off with your feet behind your head? [/QUOTE] If his feet are behind his head, he may not be jerking off. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/18 "2007-07-29T05:24:04Z")
Ye gods, man, you sound like my younger brother when he was 14! No, I never accidentally squirted myself in the eye! What the hell were you looking at!? ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/19 "2007-07-29T05:32:28Z")
Yeah, I have no idea how the hell someone could do that to himself. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/20 "2007-07-29T05:56:57Z")
[QUOTE=Sunrazor] Ye gods, man, you sound like my younger brother when he was 14! No, I never accidentally squirted myself in the eye! What the hell were you looking at!? [/QUOTE] Why was your brother squirting you in your eye? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520.md?page=2)