# Men, have you ever squirted yourself in the eye?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 28, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520 "2007-07-28T20:59:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/21 "2007-07-29T07:21:14Z")

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[QUOTE=RandMcnally]  
Yeah, I have no idea how the hell someone could do that to himself.  
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Seconded.

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**Author:** ![kekenara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/858c86/32.png) [@kekenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kekenara)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/22 "2007-07-29T09:23:49Z")

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Hah! Now you know how women feel!

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/23 "2007-07-29T09:46:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Sunrazor]  
What the hell were you looking at!?  
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My guess? A magazine.

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/24 "2007-07-29T18:13:17Z")

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[QUOTE=RandMcnally]  
Yeah, I have no idea how the hell someone could do that to himself.  
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I never have but i can easily see how it would happen if you were laying down and not using anything to hmm…contain the blast.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-have-you-ever-squirted-yourself-in-the-eye/413520/25 "2007-07-29T18:49:50Z")

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T.M.F.I.

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