# Men, How Many Blowjobs Have You Received This Month? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 28, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983 "2011-04-28T01:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/1 "2011-04-28T01:29:29Z")
Feel free to protesteth too much if April’s been an off month for you. 😉 Poll created as a result of unproven claims in this thread: [men shaving their testicles](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=606294) Consider “shaved” to mean whatever you think it means. Poll to, uh…be posted in a moment. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/2 "2011-04-28T01:37:41Z")
Would you like the “Use this one” part deleted from the thread title? I locked the boo-boo thread. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/3 "2011-04-28T01:43:15Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Would you like the “Use this one” part deleted from the thread title? I locked the boo-boo thread. That would be wonderful. You’re the awesomest,\*\* Ellen Cherry\*\*! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/4 "2011-04-28T02:17:58Z")
What on Earth does shaved testes have to do with hummers. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/5 "2011-04-28T02:22:09Z")
> [@Stuffy](#): > > What on Earth does shaved testes have to do with hummers. It’s the unsubstantiated claim that: men who shave their junk get more blowjobs. ---
**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/6 "2011-04-28T02:23:17Z")
I need more options ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/7 "2011-04-28T02:29:04Z")
[I had to delete all the stealth bragging here] I get plenty of blow jobs. I am very grateful. I offered to shave, my wife (who is shaved) asked me not to. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/8 "2011-04-28T02:31:57Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > [I had to delete all the stealth bragging here] Y’know, if there was ever a thread which begged, pleaded, nay, \*cajoled \*for bragging, it’s gotta be this one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/9 "2011-04-28T02:35:32Z")
I think for better data you’d have to include a “my pubes are trimmed” option. ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/10 "2011-04-28T02:43:13Z")
> [@WhyNot](#): > > Y’know, if there was ever a thread which begged, pleaded, nay, \*cajoled \*for bragging, it’s gotta be this one. 😃 I really don’t know how to count it. I am constantly getting a blowjob – my junk is perpetually in someone’s mouth. Often, multiple mouths at once. (Long story, but it involves a class action lawsuit by a union of supermodels.) So is that, like, “one”? Also, instead of pubes, I have chocolate. So it’s hard to say which category fits me there. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/11 "2011-04-28T02:43:27Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#): > > I think for better data you’d have to include a “my pubes are trimmed” option. Nope, the claim is shaved vs. not shaved. “Trimmed” is an additional variable which is not accounted for in the claim under investigation. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/12 "2011-04-28T02:44:57Z")
> [@Randy\_Seltzer](#): > > I really don’t know how to count it. I am constantly getting a blowjob – my junk is perpetually in someone’s mouth. Often, multiple mouths at once. (Long story, but it involves a class action lawsuit by a union of supermodels.) So is that, like, “one”? I’m unsure of the numerical categorization for such a scenario, but I’m pretty sure you should be posting in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=606322). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/13 "2011-04-28T02:48:48Z")
Little known fact. The average number of blowjobs a man receives each month is zero over the lifetime when rounded down. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/14 "2011-04-28T02:50:16Z")
There’s an implicit assumption that we all think blow jobs are a good thing. You didn’t even define blow jobs. If she licks the tip there a few times is that a blow job? (I’ve discovered to my amazement that that can actually feel pretty hot) Or is suction required (stop. don’t do that, I am not a soda straw)? Slobber? (insert barfy smiley) Lots of wet mouth and tongue stuff going on (yeccch! _shrivel shrivel_)? ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/15 "2011-04-28T02:53:20Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > Little known fact. The average number of blowjobs a man receives each month is zero over the lifetime when rounded down. Don Juan and Cassanova may’ve come out +0. Maybe Ron Jeremy too 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TheWhoToTheWhatNow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e4f/32.png) [@TheWhoToTheWhatNow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheWhoToTheWhatNow)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/16 "2011-04-28T03:43:27Z")
4-6, shaved. I don’t have a super high sex drive so sex twice a week is enough for me but foreplay always involves the girl going down on me for a bit at some point. I don’t really consider that a blowjob per say though, because just spending some time going down isn’t the same as a full out “to completion” BJ but since the thread is based around being shaved or unshaved I figure a girl putting her mouth around it for a while at all is more what the poll is about (ie - if she was grossed out she wouldnt go near it). I hooked up with a chick one night a few months ago and when I went to go down on her she had an EPIC untamed mane down there. I actually did a double take and realized then how long it’d been since I’ve seen an actual full bush like that…thank god for the current shaving/waxing trend, it was disgusting and I came right back up. I can’t imagine a girl wanting to go down on a dude who had something similar going on down there. Also it makes your wang look bigger 😃 - TWTTWN ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/17 "2011-04-28T04:07:10Z")
Oh, well since we’re bragging 3 or 4 but I still got a couple of days left. Mrs Stuffy will have to step up her game, you know for science! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/18 "2011-04-28T04:17:03Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > There’s an implicit assumption that we all think blow jobs are a good thing. Why, is this assumption likely to be wrong very often, among this crowd? This ain’t Oral Roberts University, after all! 😛 > [@](#): > > You didn’t even define blow jobs. If she licks the tip there a few times is that a blow job? Pending the OP weighing in, try this: if someone’s mouth or tongue is touching your penis, and you think of it as a blow job, then it’s a blow job. ---
**Author:** ![Allthegood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@Allthegood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Allthegood)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/19 "2011-04-28T05:13:57Z")
I am not a man, so I didn’t vote, but I am a female who enjoys giving blowjobs and I have a strong preference for unshaved male genitalia. I have encountered shaved men a few times, and that hasn’t stopped me from going down, but I found it kind of weird and offputting. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2011, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/20 "2011-04-28T08:19:22Z")
I don’t like receiving a blow job. So zero. I like going down, and I like intercourse nd handies, but not oral. I much prefer a hand job to oral. Joe [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983.md?page=2)