# Men, How Many Blowjobs Have You Received This Month? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 28, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983 "2011-04-28T01:29:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/41 "2011-04-30T02:09:38Z")
> [@dhkendall](#): > > ETA: Yeah, what **Yaxche** said, is it really true that gfs will blow you but wives won’t?) No. At least, not this wife. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/42 "2011-04-30T03:32:18Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > What are you suggesting? Nothing specifically. Many of us find the idea of being a prison doctor endlessly fascinating but it does cause the imagination to run wild when you give nonspecific claims. Call it juvenile humor that is the byproduct of bad Hollywood shows. No disrespect intended Doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/43 "2011-04-30T03:34:27Z")
Received? Zero. But that can be somewhat of a misleading statistic. ---
**Author:** ![rekkah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rekkah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rekkah)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/44 "2011-04-30T10:43:49Z")
I have concerns about the study design as I fear there may be some correlation/causation issues. Surely men who are single/not regularly having sex are unlikely to bother shaving. Whereas men who are regularly getting blow jobs might shave as a gesture of consideration for the giver. What we need is a randomised controlled trial, ideally with crossover. ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/45 "2011-04-30T11:08:47Z")
Had to vote zero/not shaved because of my relationship drought, but I’d have been in the “more you can possibly imagine” rank during my last relationship. It was one of her favorite activities… go figure. …still kinda miss that relationship. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/46 "2011-04-30T15:40:14Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > No disrespect intended Doctor. None taken. And please call me **QtM** , or even **Q** , as it’s my given name (well, sort of). ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/47 "2011-04-30T16:16:25Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > None taken. > > And please call me **QtM** , or even **Q** , as it’s my given name (well, sort of). **Q** for me, around here anyways, is **Quasimodem**. **Qadgop** is fun to say, so I’ll go with that. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/48 "2011-05-01T07:57:56Z")
No blowjobs, but I did get fucked in the arse though. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2011, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/49 "2011-05-01T08:00:51Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > 0, unshaved. > > My current girlfriend doesn’t do oral…at all (actually, pretty much all but one of my GF’s seemed to have this policy…I have the worst luck with getting BJs.) Hell, I think I’ve only had sex once in the past month, too. ☹ Dude - to quote Dan Savage: DTMFA. There are too many people out there who have the potential to love you AND fuck you to stick with someone who’ll do only one or, in some cases, neither. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2011, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983/50 "2011-05-01T12:50:04Z")
While the quality is not the highest I’ve ever received, they are copious and very willing-to-please. I’m a happy man 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-how-many-blowjobs-have-you-received-this-month/579983.md?page=2)