# Men -- if you were dumped because you're a lousy lay...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-if-you-were-dumped-because-youre-a-lousy-lay/385357>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 23, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-if-you-were-dumped-because-youre-a-lousy-lay/385357 "2006-12-23T17:30:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-if-you-were-dumped-because-youre-a-lousy-lay/385357/41 "2006-12-27T01:36:55Z")

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I don’t just want to know it, I want **details.** Don’t worry, I won’t get defensive (much). I really want to know where my performance needs improvement and what I might work on. You frigid bitch.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-if-you-were-dumped-because-youre-a-lousy-lay/385357/42 "2006-12-27T13:25:59Z")

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I’m not a guy unless something very strange happened in the last few minutes, but the one guy that I dated who was a lousy lay - appeared physically incapable of hearing it.

If I mentioned sex when being outside of bed, he started trying to have it.

And if I mentioned it while in bed, well, dicks don’t have ears. All his blood was busy…

That’s why he was bad: he did many things “by the book”, but he never tried to read _me_. I had more fun with some guys with whom neither his trousers not mine came off than I did with Mr By The Book!

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