"Men in Black" Interpretation

That J was able to chase down the alien told K that he was enough of a Badass Normal to be able to keep up. That alien was clearly no weak little Arquillien, after all. J was persistent, fast, clever, and attentive enough to detail that he was able to identify the gun used despite seeing it only for a split second before it vaporized.

He also (IIRC) didn’t lose his cool after the guy’s eyelids blinked the wrong way. It’s not so much that he was open-minded as the fact that he was able to continue to do his job in the face of something apparently inexplicable.

Yeah, not impressive at all…

What I took away from that was that that particular species of alien had the running and cardio capacity of like ten Kenyans.

Which reminds me, what was the relationship between that alien (with the weird eyelids) and the Bug in the Edgar suit? I remember the first alien was saying something like “I’ve failed him! He’s coming!” Was this ever explained?

The moment he sat down he probably noticed the chair was attached to the floor.

WAG: The Bug originally wanted a discreet, quick operation, not to mention he’s apparently utterly disgusted by meatsack humans, and so hired a hitalien. When the cephalapod failed, he ended up coming to Earth to do the job himself. Note that he was anything but discreet in the way he carried out the kill in the restaurant.

That’s why they need to make a 3rd one. Sometimes the 3rd movie is better (or as good as) the original. Indiana Jones is what immediately comes to mind.

I want a 3rd one, and this time BRING BACK LINDA FIORENTINO.

I always thought they were hoping to see him “think outside the box” but maybe not in the way he did. For example, maybe they were hoping he’d kneel on the floor to use the table to take the test. I’m sure we could think of other scenarios that would demonstrate thinking outside the box for the other tests.

How about it?

I dunno, as far as the other diners were concerned, the two old men just collapsed into their plates. Some might have caught side of the odd-gaited man walking away, but it’s not like he leveled a city block in the process.

In fact, if the gembox or whatever he took had been the galaxy, he’d’ve been off the planet as soon as he got back to his ship and the whole thing would have been over.

No, he very distinctly caused a commotion. One of the waiters stepped in front of him and said, “You’re not going anywhere, pal,” and the Bug shoved him out of the way. It was also classified as a triple homicide, not just a single and two unexplained deaths.

Granted, yeah, had the diamonds been the galaxy he would have been gone before the MiB caught up to him, but his presence was a hell of a lot riskier and more noticeable than the assassin’s was.

In New York City, that’s a normal (as opposed to a “slow”) week.

This actually sorta kinda makes sense. Especially the part about LINDA FIORENTINO. Le sigh.

I"m with the Bug. What a snack. :smiley:

Unfortunately, we wound up with Tommy Lee Jones yelling “Eat me, eat me!” :eek:

:smiley:

She is indeed hot, but I’ve heard that she was an absolute bitch on the set, and that the reason she wasn’t in the sequel was that nobody else involved wanted to have anything more to do with her.

Maybe she just needs a good tongue-lashing.

Huh - watching that again, did anybody else notice the little silver table just next to J’s chair? Looked in the shot of all of them like it was the only one in the room, though on youtube it’s sorta hard to tell. Anyways, seems like a better option than the big table. Wonder if that was deliberate?

I’ll be damned. I never noticed that. I got nothin’.

I did watch the tests again and I noticed one other detail: when K and Zed are talking after the shooting gallery, the soldiers are all talking among themselves while Edwards is getting up and studying the alien cutouts. Just one more small piece of evidence that he’s got an MiB mindset.

It looked like an ashtray to me, but the resolution on YouTube wasn’t as sharp as it could have been.