# Men In Uniform - mmmmmmmm!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 22, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055 "2000-01-22T23:20:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![purplefeet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/76d3ee/32.png) [@purplefeet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplefeet)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/1 "2000-01-22T23:20:00Z")
My best friend is in the Navy, and when he has his uniform on - God I go weak at the knees just of the thought of him! - well it’s not on him for very long put it that way 🙂 Come on fellow dope users, what is your opinion of a man in uniform? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/2 "2000-01-22T23:23:00Z")
Ooooh definitely a man in uniform is a turn on. I have a close friend who is also in the military and finally got to see him in his uniform just a few weeks back… it makes my knees weak just thinking about it. * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/3 "2000-01-22T23:26:00Z")
actually, I prefer my man out of his uniform…but then that is just the way I am 😉 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/4 "2000-01-22T23:36:00Z")
Yummy. I agree with that. Men in Uniform are absolutely divine, I nearly joined the Marines, just because I loved the Dress Blues. It doesn’t matter what uniform, any Armed Forces, Dress Blues, Cams, just about anything. They just set my panties on fire. I can’t help but give 'em a good once over. Damn, now I’m gonna go stare at a Marine website or something. * * * Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you. -William Blake ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/5 "2000-01-22T23:42:00Z")
Now, just out of curosity, is it only the uniform of the armed forces; or do other uniforms (say that of firefighters, for example. No particular reasion I chose firefighters, thats just what came to mind first :rolleyes: ) produce the same result? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/6 "2000-01-22T23:45:00Z")
Ahh nope… here we have greatlooking police uniforms too… * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/7 "2000-01-22T23:46:00Z")
Oooo firefighters!!! I think being a hot bucket of lust is a requirement for the job in my area :eek: * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/8 "2000-01-22T23:48:00Z")
and don’t forget the UPS drivers…Sue tells me the canadian ones are incredible! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/9 "2000-01-22T23:51:00Z")
and the Pepsi delivery guy too!! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/10 "2000-01-22T23:54:00Z")
Not to mention that cute uniform the strawberry dipper had on that day we were at the beach! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/11 "2000-01-23T00:21:00Z")
Ladies, ladies, ladies! You’re making me blush and GBS jealous! * * * You are now leaving a “Smiley-free zone”! A public service message brought to you by G.R.O.S.S. ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/12 "2000-01-23T00:53:00Z")
Whew!!! Honey, thank god you’re at sea… Better stay there a few days until these women cool off… Then come home and warm me up!!! * * * * * * Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS) ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/13 "2000-01-23T00:54:00Z")
Well, I think men in uniforms look like ponces or wannabes, but then that’s just me… * * * **-PIGEONMAN-** Returns! [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **By Popular Demand!** Enjoy, enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/14 "2000-01-23T00:58:00Z")
Speaking of UPS guys, I’m convinced that a woman hires all of them. They are all very fine to look at. One of the reasons the Marine uniforms look so good is each one is tailor/custom made for that guy. I’ve always been partial to police officers in uniform too. Excuse me while I have a private thought…hmmmmmmmmmm ---
**Author:** ![GuyShyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/57b2e6/32.png) [@GuyShyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuyShyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/15 "2000-01-23T01:02:00Z")
There’s this one security guard at the mall by where I work. SOOOO FINE! Hot! Gorgeous! And I don’t have the guts to talk to him. That’s why I chose this username. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/16 "2000-01-23T01:08:00Z")
Canadian military uniforms… well, jeez. Parking commissionaires look smarter. Our soldiers wear these dreadful lumpy things. By the way, news to the US: there HAVE to be gays in your military already. Someone had to design those flattering uniforms. _licks lips_. I think the world would be a much nicer place if all the soldiers were taken off “kill people” detail and put on “make porno movies” detail. ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/17 "2000-01-23T03:39:00Z")
A man in uniform? Oh, Boy! 😃 * * * MaryAnn I’m sorry you didn’t win, mom, but I’ll give you a constellation prize! -Greg ---
**Author:** ![fuzzy-wuzzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b38774/32.png) [@fuzzy-wuzzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzy-wuzzy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/18 "2000-01-23T03:40:00Z")
well ladies…I step back and let you have the men in uniforms. My ex was a fireman for 10 years. You are welcome to him. Believe me…you’ll want to burn him at the stake. * * * “Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/19 "2000-01-23T06:19:00Z")
Looks like I need to raid Army Surplus. ---
**Author:** ![Zulu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a9adbd/32.png) [@Zulu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulu)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055/20 "2000-01-23T07:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by matt\_mcl: > Canadian military uniforms… well, jeez. Parking commissionaires look smarter. Our soldiers wear these dreadful lumpy things. The lumpy ones are their camo fatigues. The dress uniforms are niiiice. My dad was in the reserve army, so I got to spend a lot of time in the junior ranks mess, with all those young soldiers. They have one uniform that consists of a snug knit sweater…Rrrroowwwrrr! I do love those US Marine uniforms, too. And yes…firefighters…oh baby! I think I need a cold shower now. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/men-in-uniform-mmmmmmmm/13055.md?page=2)